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[Sibersk Esto]

Lmao kofi is so out of place in that mitb lineup

 

[CDiggity]

A true heel stable should get all the belts.

 

[Kiever Sher]

 

[Fox318]

Oh god poor Lana

 

[Freddy=Legend]

Just popped on wwe.com & new subscribers get WWE Network free for June? Are you kidding me? More free months.....

 

[somedevil]

This is from Pwtorch:

A trusted insider tells PWTorch columnist Sean Radican that Samoa Joe has signed a full time contract with WWE. His merchandise sales were so off-the-charts impressive, Vince McMahon and Triple H pushed to get him signed to a full time deal right away. Obviously, he impressed everyone at the latest NXT TV tapings, also. He will fulfill his scheduled indy dates, but otherwise will be worked into the WWE schedule full time, either starting in NXT or shifting quickly to the WWE main roster. Check back for more details.

Wow

 

[blackaroni]

Aw. That's awesome.

 

[Hidden One]

Fuck it.

New Day WHC

3 WWE champions

3 black WWE champions would be a new day indeed!

 

[Kaladin]

A true heel stable should get all the belts.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

When did Dolph get a Harley Davidson rip off logo?

 

[number47]

If Kofi wins MITB, they should let the case work Freebird style too.

Master heel tactic. Get all the belts. Lol.

 

[Lashley]

Marry me Lana

 

[Entropia]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

Nice. Though, how many people are gonna start chanting "JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU"?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

I'm all for making the kids night, but it really felt like Cena used it to only get the crowd on his side.

One mention is okay, then he goes back to it with the "this is me being real" stuff.

Not the first time he's done some shit like this either. Sometimes Cena seems cool, other times he seems like an insecure asshole.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

damn dude that shit must've meant the world to him.

 

[Mahonay]

That DDT sell by Kofi. Holy shit.

 

[ramoisdead]

I will be fine with The New Day not defending their belts at MitB if it means Xavier and Big E will interfere like crazy during the briefcase match.

 

[Bluekaveli]

New Day all being Mr. Money In the Bank would be fucking amazing.

If Kofi wins MITB, they should let the case work Freebird style too.

Fuck it.

New Day WHC

3 WWE champions

Yep why have one black guy be the first wwe champion when you can have 3?☺

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Just popped on wwe.com & new subscribers get WWE Network free for June? Are you kidding me? More free months.....

Then now forever

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Man when did WWE moves get so soft?

 

[Fox318]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

Nothing gets Vince to like a Wrestler more than merch sales.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

All these husky dudes getting signed makes me wanna deep fry a pizza out of joy.

 

[CDiggity]

Yep why have one black guy be the first wwe champion when you can have 3?☺

 

[DMczaf]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

WWE is turning into Fat Fuck City.

smh, Sunny wouldn't have let this happen.

 

[truly101]

I see him more as delusional rather than descpicable. You can see him being a good person. Dude wants to be a hero for his son but his jealousy of Cena overshadows his sense of right and wrong. It's actually quite interesting. So of course they'll fuck it up. But let's live in the now! #RideTheLightning

It was the whole source of his feud with Zayn as well so its sort of an established pathos I guess. Cancer kid or not, I thought it was a good promo. You have to keep in mind that Owens jumped Cena twice successfully and then beat him clean last night. If he punks him in the in ring promo then who cares about the rematch in two weeks? Gotta restoke that fire and give people a reason to believe that Owens cares.

 

[lovely ladies]

Cool, PTP are new #1 tag contenders.

 

[Fox318]

All these husky dudes getting signed makes me wanna deep fry a pizza out of joy.

He could manage them.

Imagine a Heel team of Big Show, Reigns, Joe, and Owens.

The Taco Bell alliance.

 

[Ultratech]

Nothing gets Vince to like a Wrestler more than merch sales.

"This...Joe guy seems kinda fat."
"Yeah, but his merch sales are crazy compared to our other guys."
"Oh? How much?"
*whispers*
"GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT NOW!"

 

[Mahonay]

Man when did WWE moves get so soft?

Thats the second time you've made this comment tonight. Have you never watched a WWE show? Are you on mushrooms and confused as to why John Cena is cutting a promo at NJPW?

 

[TraBuch]

Just popped on wwe.com & new subscribers get WWE Network free for June? Are you kidding me? More free months.....

What's the big deal? Online services offer free trial months for new subscribers all the time.

 

[MC Safety]

I hope the rejuvenated Prime Time Players will resurrect Pancake Patterson.

 

[NastyBook]

That DDT sell by Kofi. Holy shit.

I love it when sells are so good, you think the guy really hurt himself.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

His shirt is pretty nice.

 

[number47]

Cool, PTP are new #1 tag contenders.

Odd, ptp vs cesaro/Kidd fued incoming.

 

[DMczaf]

Just imagine when Samoa Joe's theme hits iTunes.

 

[UberTag]

Just popped on wwe.com & new subscribers get WWE Network free for June? Are you kidding me? More free months.....

All of the months are now free... except for Mania month. Seems obvious to me.
Also excuses the WWE from having to try at any other point during the year.

 

[RellyRell28]

WWE is turning into Fat Fuck City.

smh, Sunny wouldn't have let this happen.

 

[Fox318]

I love it when sells are so good, you think the guy really hurt himself.

Those and Ryback has been using the "bang your hands like it was a Botch sell"

Like oh shit they fucked up.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Thats the second time you've made this comment tonight. Have you never watched a WWE show? Are you on mushrooms and confused as to why John Cena is cutting a promo at NJPW?

They just seem REAL bad tonight. Not even selling most of the strikes.

 

[truly101]

I noticed that Kofi didn't participate in the beatdown. A face in heel's clothing.

 

[somedevil]

Just imagine when Samoa Joe's theme hits iTunes.

By the time that happens he has a brand new one.

edit: Xavier woods hair lol

 

[Ithil]

This is from Pwtorch:



Wow

It sold out in like an hour. No wonder they took notice.

 

[Entropia]

PTP! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

 

[Kusagari]

Vince must be fine with fatty KO getting pushed because his billion shirts are selling good.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

He could manage them.

Imagine a Heel team of Big Show, Reigns, Joe, and Owens.

The Taco Bell alliance.

Let's not forget these guys

It was the whole source of his feud with Zayn as well so its sort of an established pathos I guess. Cancer kid or not, I thought it was a good promo. You have to keep in mind that Owens jumped Cena twice successfully and then beat him clean last night. If he punks him in the in ring promo then who cares about the rematch in two weeks? Gotta restoke that fire and give people a reason to believe that Owens cares.

Yeah I wonder how Zayn could've played into this whole thing considering he fought Cena first. But yeah hope for the best for Owens. Dude's killing it.

 

[Fox318]

I noticed that Kofi didn't participate in the beatdown. A face in heel's clothing.

He was selling the pinfall.

WWE is turning into Fat Fuck City.

smh, Sunny wouldn't have let this happen.

 

[Ithil]

Vince must be fine with fatty KO getting pushed because his billion shirts are selling good.

Money talks.

 

[Lashley]

Roman Reigns fat?

wat

 

[UberTag]

He could manage them.

Imagine a Heel team of Big Show, Reigns, Joe, and Owens.

The Taco Bell alliance.

Could they sign Josh Freeman to be their manager/mascot?
Being third-string QB for the Dolphins can't afford him too many gorditas.

 

[number47]

Yo.just call them Fat Boyz.