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June UltraViolent Wrasslin' |OT| This is Small Potatoes!
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Mr. Luchador
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NONONONONONONONONO
What show was this?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The KFC analogy was kind of a poor one, sorry. The product placement in Jurassic World didn't bug me (it actually made a ton of sense).
NONONONONONONONONO
Pero, por que!!!!
bean breath
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Why is Xavier Woods featured more prominently in this image than the other members? Is Woods the architect of The New Day?
FallingEdge
Member
hes the black seth rollins
bean breath
Member
I bet Woods can execute a better Phoenix Splash given his natural athletic ability and beastly mentality.
Let's face it. He's probably the only one who can talk and is therefore the spokesman and leader.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Once New Day got over for being annoying, Woods got promoted to spokesperson because he's pretty good at being the really annoying guy.
He's also got a new finishing move called the Curb Stomp.
MightyHealthy
Banned
Once Alicia Fox helped The Bella Twins, it was all but confirmed for that storyline.
Becky Lynch seems like the next top candidate, having vanished from TV - she didn't wrestle at the recent NXT tapings.
She's been seemingly injured since June 11th, maybe it's just a break before she gets called up? Who knows. Signs point to injury, but I'd love to be wrong.
FallingEdge
Member
literally just spit water all over my desk at work lololol
Well, this is definitely fantastic news for me.
slightconfuse
Banned
Cesaro and Harper should form a hoss team
blackaroni
Member
He needs a new finisher too.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
So Ambrose has more shirts than moves now?
bean breath
Member
He needs to have a white man speak on his behalf?
Big E could do fine on his own but I think as a singles performer there is no way WWE could write to his strengths on the mic properly. Dude is charismatic and goofy as hell.
Basically he needs to not be scripted. Like a lot of people on the roster.
Mr. Luchador
Member
I won't lie... I marked out a little.
I mean, it's probably automated... but I WANT TO BELIEVE!
I mean, it's probably automated... but I WANT TO BELIEVE!
blackaroni
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Deleted member 47027
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Listen, bean, would you trust Vince McMahon to give him a respectable black man to speak for him?
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Too bad we won't be getting a match between these two anytime soon. It could've happened too!
Too bad we won't be getting a match between these two anytime soon. It could've happened too!
Just add one more person to the mix and you got yourselves a stew going
Dr Duncan Steel
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Just add one more person to the mix and you got yourselves a stew going
Brock shouldn't belong in this category tbh.
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Deleted member 47027
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I dunno, I'm not really wanting to see Papa Powerbomb or Rusev against Lesnar. As good as they can be, I prefer Lesnar working with someone significantly more slender.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
All I'm saying is the two moves I associate with Dean Ambrose are wet-noodle punches and the fake-falling through the ropes move. That's not exactly a diverse moveset.
blackaroni
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Dr Duncan Steel
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Seriously, I'd watch an Owens/Rusev match more than Lesnar at this point.
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Deleted member 47027
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Who would you say is Kane's best opponent that he has the best chemistry with? I'm shying away from Taker because I feel that's mostly due to character, not actual in-ring chemistry.
Nocturnowl
Member
Well, looks like I'm never unhearing this from now on.
If we cant say Taker then the answer is nobody
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Daniel Bryan, god damn it.
Professor Beef
Banned
Opponent, not fartner.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I wonder if Rusev is pissed off that his injury occurred right when he was in the super lame GirlGAF-thread part of his story arc, so he's just stuck being lame ex-boyfriend for months.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I think he had a few good random matches with Test or something
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
That's right they never ever fought each other in the history of each other's career.
god damn it. I laughed.
bean breath
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Deleted member 47027
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That's right they never ever fought each other in the history of each other's career.
god damn it. I laughed.
oh my god hahahaha
Nocturnowl
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Tough question even for me, Kane's never been one who particularly gelled that well with any one opponent which is why I consider him to have a four star ceiling for matches.
And it's hard to think back to his better days so for some more modern choices...
Daniel Bryan: Hard to tell if this is a Team Hell No effect mixed with the fact it's Daniel Bryan and I'm sure that some are still griping about Bryan's only title defence being against Kane.
None the less Bryan got good stuff out of an aged machine, Bryan's relentless underdog style works well against the "unstoppable" monster.
When Kane was first inserted into the Bryan/Punk stuff a few years back people expected the worst I'm sure but I found he meshed quite well with both men I thought.
Not mat classics but the two could be quite reliable, maybe that's why a returning Bryan was shoved in many safe matches against corporate Kane earlier this year.
In any case just consider that Kane is a significant part of Bryan's WWE career.
Randy Orton: when given something to work with I thought these two were surprisingly solid together, of course Orton is one of those guys who tend to fare well with most people but honestly I think most were expecting something of a shit show at WM28 but all things considered I thought that match and some of the others in that feud went better than I expected.
And they feuded over a handshake, that's greatness right there.
Going back further would require me to rewatch a whole bunch of Kane stuff and honestly he's one of those guys whose best single matches come down to his opponent more often than not (Angle WMX8, HBK Unforgiven 2004, Benoit Bad Blood 2004, HHH Judgement Day 2001 come to mind).
Edge might be a solid choice thinking back to 2005 at least.
What's going to sound like a backhanded compliment here is me saying that he adds a a lot to multi man matches because he can play the disruptive role really well, it also helps that he can be versatile for a big man so when you shove him in a ladder match he manages to slot in well among everyone else.
Mr. Luchador
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I enjoyed his few matches against The Hurricane.