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Heroman said:
What kind of name is Ember moon?
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It makes her sound like a werewolf. Just like Oney Lorcan.

Cheetos is Pretty Awesome said:
Heh when they had Buggy Nova (in itself a shitty name) in developmental, wasn't her name "Skylar Moon?"

Thank god Sasha wasn't weeaboo enough to name herself after Sailor Moon
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From what I can tell Sasha is in fact weeaboo enough to name herself after Sailor Moon if that had been an option.
 
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newdayrocks

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Plywood said:
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worst elbows in the business
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Were his elbows that bad back in Mexico, or did WWE literally make him bad like that?

Only thing of his worse than those elbows were the suspenders and hat. Get that shit out of here.
 
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BewareTheBatsie

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Cheetos is Pretty Awesome said:
Heh when they had Buggy Nova (in itself a shitty name) in developmental, wasn't her name "Skylar Moon?"

Thank god Sasha wasn't weeaboo enough to name herself after Sailor Moon
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BOSS PRISM POWER.

Tbh Sasha probably suggested that idea at one point. Can't get anymore weeaboo then dressing like Sailor Uranus. She and Snoop must discuss manga well.

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Aware that this pic is likely fake but Snoop does seem to genuinely like Naruto.
 
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Bluekaveli

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hurricanrana said:
They do when they couldn't afford cable in the 2000s so they only watched Smackdown. :p
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I had a bus driver who didn't have cable so I'd get on the bus and we would talk about Raw and sometimes when it got too loud she'd just say, "That's okay, I will watch it on Smackdown." She LOVED The Rock.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I think it was really weird when Asuka came in they had Titantron graphics for her that said KANA on it and they called her Kana the entire interview and then randomly at the end William Regal goes, "and now we will call you Asuka" and then that was it and they never referred to her as Kana again.
 
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Fox318

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BewareTheBatsie said:
BOSS PRISM POWER.

Tbh Sasha probably suggested that idea at one point. Can't get anymore weeaboo then dressing like Sailor Uranus. She and Snoop must discuss manga well.

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Aware that this pic is likely fake but Snoop does seem to genuinely like Naruto.
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Snoop knows Sakura is a loser.
 
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klonere

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Asuka has gone from working with women who seem to aim to maim, concuss and generally offer up their body on a plate to each other in order to have crazy stiff matches, in a genre of wrestling that is often considered to be on the cutting edge of developments for in ring across the industry.

Now she works with Nia Jax, it's going to be awkward to some extent. No offense to Nia, she has come a long way in a year.
 
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BewareTheBatsie

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Asuka used Okami music as her theme once, she's a long-time fave in my book.

Angry Grimace said:
I think it was really weird when Asuka came in they had Titantron graphics for her that said KANA on it and they called her Kana the entire interview and then randomly at the end William Regal goes, "and now we will call you Asuka" and then that was it and they never referred to her as Kana again.
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They did the same with Hideo Itami if I remember correct. He announced that as his current ring name or something. From what I heard, HHH wanted to keep him as Kenta Kobayashi, but Vince demanded the change.
 
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Kurita

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Nia Jax is a joke now. She just got kicked to death at Takeover. Brutal finish.
She already looked as scary as a little girl trying to be mean but now... Yikes

She's supposed to be a "monster" heel but her music, the close-up on her eyes during her entrance and shit. I'm afraid her gimmick is "Plus-size model doing wrestling".
 
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enewtabie said:
Need some podcast recommendations. Gotta hit the towns next week. I hate driving through Charlotte. I've got Jericho, Sam Roberts, Ross, and SCSA. What else is good?
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Stop listening to wrestling podcasts and shift over to:

How Did This Get Made
Reply All
This American Life
Surprisingly Awesome
Us & Them (even though the host sounds like the biggest wimp on the planet)
 
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Mahonay

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Kurita said:
Nia Jax is a joke now. She just got kicked to death at Takeover. Brutal finish.
She already looked as scary as a little girl trying to be mean but now... Yikes

She's supposed to be a "monster" heel but her music, the close-up on her eyes during her entrance and shit. I'm afraid her gimmick is "Plus-size model doing wrestling".
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Eh. She's improved in the ring. She needs a major boost in confidence though. Definitely too timid to come off as menacing right now.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Mahonay said:
Eh. She's improved in the ring. She needs a major boost in confidence though. Definitely too timid to come off as menacing right now.
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Maybe the Rock needs to save her and then do that pointing thing he did with Roman and Cena. Maybe it would come off as less corny since the Rock actually knows, talks to and is related to Nia Jax.
 
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wild wild rice

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A friend of mine was telling me Asuka's gimmick in Japan was way more perverse/sexual almost and they toned her down for NXT. I need to see this stuff, she's already badass.
 
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Cagey

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Kurita said:
Nia Jax is a joke now. She just got kicked to death at Takeover. Brutal finish.
She already looked as scary as a little girl trying to be mean but now... Yikes

She's supposed to be a "monster" heel but her music, the close-up on her eyes during her entrance and shit. I'm afraid her gimmick is "Plus-size model doing wrestling".
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She's not athletic enough. Plus sized model wrassler is a good description.

She can improve in some ways but not being athletic puts a low and hard ceiling on her.
 
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Bluekaveli

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It's crazy that 15 years ago Justin Credible was 27 and X Pac was 29. X Pac had 14 years of the business under his name, my question is, if he was still young why didn't they use him throughout the 2003-2010 period? And with Hunter and HBK having stroke, you would think that Shawn would have a job for life.
 
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Kurita

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Bluekaveli said:
It's crazy that 15 years ago Justin Credible was 27 and X Pac was 29. X Pac had 14 years of the business under his name, my question is, if he was still young why didn't they use him throughout the 2003-2010 period? And with Hunter and HBK having stroke, you would think that Shawn would have a job for life.
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Maybe they realized he was a hack
 
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hurricanrana

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Bluekaveli said:
I had a bus driver who didn't have cable so I'd get on the bus and we would talk about Raw and sometimes when it got too loud she'd just say, "That's okay, I will watch it on Smackdown." She LOVED The Rock.
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Smackdown had all the best guys...and also Hogan. I really want the new live Smackdown to become great again so I can go back to watching that. Not to mention it is an hour shorter.
 
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Bandini

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Angry Grimace said:
I still find it funny how they never really figured out what level of kayfabe to use in Breaking Ground. They sort of kind of admit its fake, but the wrestlers still act like its a legit sport and that if they lost its because they failed somehow.
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It's still real to Bayley, damn it!
 
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klonere

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NXT spoilers

Judging by last nights reports Andrade might be the most botched introduction of an indie star since Callihan and Andrade has far more upside. Kinda shocking tbh
 
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oddjobs

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Bluekaveli said:
It's crazy that 15 years ago Justin Credible was 27 and X Pac was 29. X Pac had 14 years of the business under his name, my question is, if he was still young why didn't they use him throughout the 2003-2010 period?
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dude was a fucking mess during that time, not to mention he was together with Chyna. no-shows in TNA & indies, drug problems, releasing the porn with Chyna etc. he even tried suicide in 2007-2008.
 
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newdayrocks

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enewtabie said:
Need some podcast recommendations. Gotta hit the towns next week. I hate driving through Charlotte. I've got Jericho, Sam Roberts, Ross, and SCSA. What else is good?
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LAW's Review-A-Wei
LAW/MLW's Bauer & Pollock
MLW Radio
Cheap Heat
The Ringer's Wrestling Podcast
Giant Bomb's Powerbombcast
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
klonere said:
NXT spoilers

Judging by last nights reports Andrade might be the most botched introduction of an indie star since Callihan and Andrade has far more upside. Kinda shocking tbh
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It's gonna take time with Andrade. The big problem they had is that the crowds have suddenly decided Tye should be pushed even though he's a 36 year old jobber to stars and always has been. He's the new Tyler Breeze, I guess.

I like Meltzer's Crack Take that the problem is that he's not masked.
 
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