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[FlammableD]

Not even John Cena can stand up to the might of UltraViolence!

Enjoy the SSS16 dude? Was completely blown away with all of Hero's matches that weekend, but goddamn Hero/End was unbelievable. That second-rope Gotch-style piledriver, holy shit haha.

Yes, great weekend as usual! Tommy was getting beat around all weekend, the reverse Jig & Tonic/MK Ultra headroppy thing from Sami looked disgusting.

Hero got my top 3 matches of the weekend, easy. Fat Hero is best Hero.

 

[Striker]

So are the Club like an nWo parody or they a modern day C-team? Even doing the Too Sweet gesture all the time.

 

[British Monsoon]

Yes, great weekend as usual! Tommy was getting beat around all weekend, the reverse Jig & Tonic/MK Ultra headroppy thing from Sami looked disgusting.

Hero got my top 3 matches of the weekend, easy. Fat Hero is best Hero.

That Sami/End match was indeed nuts, they totally destroyed the chairs in my section haha. And yeah, Fat Hero is amazing. Think the Walter match was a bit overlooked because the End & Mandrews matches were so insane, but I was really impressed with Walter this weekend and thought he killed it with Hero.

Incidentally, Body Guy is amazing. FIYAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

 

[Kurita]

Shit, I posted in the May thread

So why are we supposed to feel bad for Ric Flair
I'm Team Charlotte

 

[Queen of Hunting]

Is ringside news legit? Saying taker is pissed ay vince over mania cos vince wanted Shane to win n taker said no. Apparently vince wants him to be ay summerslam but taker saying no.

Going by how shane ran raw after mania im guessing the story is fairly legit?

 

[klonere]

What the shit is this? Where's my power of June? Where's my ultraviolence?

AGREED.

Your shitty, shitty thread has been visited by the spirit of UltraViolence. Sick bumps and flaming tables shall forever be yours, but only if you post "THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG" in this thread.


He doesn't hate me, just some of the wrestling I like! He does, however, hate stro.

THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG

Yes, great weekend as usual! Tommy was getting beat around all weekend, the reverse Jig & Tonic/MK Ultra headroppy thing from Sami looked disgusting.

Hero got my top 3 matches of the weekend, easy. Fat Hero is best Hero.

Yeah his OTT main event was clearly rushed the night before which is fair enough but he still had time to take a crazy dive into the seating by the ring, which is fixed bleachers seating, gotta suck for taking bumps on to, zero give. Got a nice shot of it.

After I heard about Haskins I just looked up the results and am looking forward to seeing all the matches when they show up. Sounded like some great, great shows allround.

 

[Bubba T]

It's still May tho

 

[Strax]

Enzo & Cass on Sportscenter

Huh, thats something.

 

[Data West]

Don't act like it was ever about 'ultraviolence' and wasn't just a Danzig wankfest.

Put someone else over if you're going to do another Ultraviolence thread

 

[Dick Justice]

Your shitty, shitty thread has been visited by the spirit of UltraViolence. Sick bumps and flaming tables shall forever be yours, but only if you post "THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG" in this thread.

This fucking guy's worse than Ryback.

 

[klonere]

So what the ODDS that AJ & The Club go over Cena, clean in a feud, with no stupid GIVE ME MY REMATCH COWARD 3 month cycle where Cena gets all his wins back.

Enzo & Cass on Sportscenter

Huh, thats something.

There's a youtube comp of their promos that has hit 750.000 views. Those dudes are gonna be HUGE if just cut loose a la New Day.

 

[Strax]

The cheese/food promo by Enzo and Cass goes from good to bad and keeps going back an forth the entire promo, what a strange thing.

 

[klonere]

This fucking guy's worse than Ryback.

Something something podcast

 

[FlammableD]

Don't act like it was ever about 'ultraviolence' and wasn't just a Danzig wankfest.
Put someone else over if you're going to do another Ultraviolence thread

 

[Data West]

Remember when wrestling was good?

 

[British Monsoon]

Put someone else over if you're going to do another Ultraviolence thread

SMH, I was actually planning to do a whole preview of TOD and the Tournament of Survival, plus include a bunch of recent and classic BJW deathmatches. The Zandig stuff is just what I had to hand.

Anyways, Zandig > all your faves.

Remember when wrestling was good?

Hah, the grocery store deathmatch was the first ever Japanese wrestling 'match' I saw, sometime around '96 or '97. Ridiculous, but it did get me hooked on BJW.

 

[Strax]

There's a youtube comp of their promos that has hit 750.000 views. Those dudes are gonna be HUGE if just cut loose a la New Day.

Eh, some Icelandic rappers got around 500,000 views so 750,000 isn't really a "blow up" kind of number.

 

[shanafan]

16 years in the making

Quote from May thread..

Who is the arrow pointing to?

 

[Strax]

Quote from May thread..

Who is the arrow pointing to?

Cena

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

Your shitty, shitty thread has been visited by the spirit of UltraViolence. Sick bumps and flaming tables shall forever be yours, but only if you post "THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG" in this thread.

He doesn't hate me, just some of the wrestling I like! He does, however, hate stro.

THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG

 

[shanafan]

Cena

Oh wow, never knew this. Pretty cool Looks like Cena even confirmed that was him.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Thank god we're in a thread with proper grammar again.

 

[Browny]

Thank God we're in a thread with proper grammar again.

Ftfy

Spoiler

on the assumption that you're referencing one God, as opposed to an unnamed god in a pantheon

Spoiler

Shit, religion on Gaf, must bail out

 

[Ultratech]

Your shitty, shitty thread has been visited by the spirit of UltraViolence. Sick bumps and flaming tables shall forever be yours, but only if you post "THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG" in this thread.

THANK YOU LORD ZANDIG

 

[FlammableD]

Thank god we're in a thread with proper grammar again.

 

[Aiii]

That feel when you get your iOS app to automatically download new editions.

Fuck wrestling, nothing gives you highs like programming.

 

[FlammableD]

Boots you madman

 

[Hex]

Oh wow, never knew this. Pretty cool Looks like Cena even confirmed that was him.

"Prototype" John Cena

 

[British Monsoon]

Boots you madman

Hah, yeah I'm probably going to regret this, but I managed to spunk £280 up London this weekend anyways - a flight across the frickin Atlantic seems relatively cheap, by comparison

Pretty hyped though, first time I'll be travelling outside of Europe :O

 

[sora87]

Raw takeaways: they've fucked up seth's return massively.
I actually feel sorry for charlotte with the character they're making her portray.
Poor aj, first getting fed to roman now getting fed to cena, he'll be jobbing to ziggler by survivor series.

 

[FlammableD]

Hah, yeah I'm probably going to regret this, but I managed to spunk £280 up London this weekend anyways - a flight across the frickin Atlantic seems relatively cheap, by comparison

Pretty hyped though, first time I'll be travelling outside of Europe :O

I'm telling Zandig you paid for this but not his Ultraviolence Tournament

 

[Kurita]

Dear Overwatch players : stop running around like fools when I try to heal/buff you as Mercy

 

[British Monsoon]

I'm telling Zandig you paid for this but not his Ultraviolence Tournament

Oh, shit...um, perhaps I'm just hoping SMASH will book Zandig

 

[Data West]

Dear Overwatch players : stop running around like fools when I try to heal/buff you as Mercy

Dear Mercy: Stop chasing the Tracer halfway across the map and leaving me alone to fight the whole team

 

[slightconfuse]

Who's Next?

 

[Raw64life]

The time honored tradition of WrassleGAF being unable to use a calendar properly continues. I don't know how any of you guys manage to hold steady jobs.

 

[Kurita]

Dear Mercy: Stop chasing the Tracer halfway across the map and leaving me alone to fight the whole team

Don't worry I don't follow Tracer!

 

[miserable]

lol Capcom

what a shit company

 

[imBask]

so, I watch RAW last night after my hiatus

it wasn't good but it wasn't insulting
did Steph get infinitely worst?

 

[enewtabie]

What was the deal with Cody's list on twitter? People he wants to wrestle?

Overwatch is addicting. I have no idea what I'm doing but I enjoy it. A break from Battlefront.

 

[Ithil]

I rewatched Jason and the Argonauts. That movie's still pretty good.

Acastus heel turn and starts shooting on Jason. Too much.

Jason throws a nice face line at him all the same

Acastus: Rush the guards, seize the fleece. We'll be gone before they know it
Jason: A night attack? And in the dark, a man will die. That man will be me. A javelin in my back. A Greek javelin, Acastus. Maybe your javelin.

 

[klonere]

Listening to a Raw recap.

Seth lmao

Charlotte lmao

Fuck this company

 

[imBask]

oh yeah and i'm kinda sad that another rookie is going to get destroyed by Cena this Hey Jay Still had something special about him

 

[Data West]

Jason throws a nice face line at him all the same

Unfortunately, Jason's a terrible promo. I found Perseus to be a much more natural promo man.

 

[Heroman]

Has ziggy been training with taker?

 

[giancarlo123x]

Has ziggy been training with taker?

Zigglers best spot in years hands down.

 

[slightconfuse]

Ziggler sucks. Now trying to ape 90s Jericho

 

[klonere]

Why can't my favs politic like HHH in 2002 instead of acquiescing to being presented like a total geek.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

So friggin hyped for this AJ Cena feud.

 

[Kurita]

Why can't my favs politic like HHH in 2002 instead of acquiescing to being presented like a total geek.

Cause there's only one Stephanie McMahon