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[British Monsoon]

Check out Kenny Omega's awesome entrance video for NJPW;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyt-lO2QQUE

HA-DO-KEN! :lol

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Cena twittering about NXT:

The Cena push!

 

[JdFoX187]

I'm curious what they're going to do with the rookies that didn't win. A couple had potential outside of NXT. I wonder if they'll bring them back somehow, or just let them go.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

The Pro's they've chosen for season 2 pretty much resign it to being ECW 2.0

 

[BillRiccio]

dibs. thank you. I'm torn between rooting for percy and kaval to win this season. as for smackdown what the hell is going on.




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[sumo390]

So Smackdown spoilers are out.

Spoiler

Teddy Long appeared on the screen and said Undertaker was found In a vegetative state over the weekend by Kane. The show starts with the Druids bringing a casket to the ring. It seemed like there was some type of weird funeral going on.

Kane reached the podium and said Undertaker was never gonna walk amongst us. To make a long speech short, they killed off Undertaker. Kane vowed revenge on whoever was responsible for putting Taker in a vegetative state. He dropped to the floor and started crying.... Weak way to write off the Undertaker.

Spoiler

Wait. Why are they writing off Taker? Is he injured or something?

 

[jobber]

Spoiler

Wait. Why are they writing off Taker? Is he injured or something?

Rey made Taker's nose tap

 

[Forkball]

It's amazing how many wrestlers have Twitter, and how many of them are hilarious.

my fav. diva is serena

i got electucuted by orton

Just snagged a lion out of the claw machine. My claw machine skills are TIGHT.

Just jammin to Elton John w/ Big Wade

If silence is golden then my words are invaluable , there is an elephant in the room

In just 24 hrs, Texas has firmly established itself as my least favorite state. This place is hotter than Satan's crotch.

I'm going to unfollow the next person who posts some crap "motivational" tweet. My money is on Layla or Ezekiel.

Hang on a minute... wasn't I supposed to be getting my own entrance music?! Looking like the biggest screw-job since Montreal.

New Mexico what's so New about you?? I'm gonna be honest you seem just like regular Mexico...

Move over Justin Beiber...I think the ladies have Swagger fever!! i HAVE A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE SWAGGER!

 

[Mr. Sam]

I just became a Wade Barrett fan.

 

[Cruceh]

:lol
I'm beginning to like Swagger a lot more. Those tweets are hilarious.

 

[Parallax]

Wade barrett seems to be awesome.

 

[JdFoX187]

I've said for months Swagger is awesome, no one believed me.

 

[Plywood]

Spoiler

Wait. Why are they writing off Taker? Is he injured or something?

A broken orbital bone, a concussion & a broken nose during his match with Rey. http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/w...n-orbital-bone-a-concussion-a-broken-nose.php

 

[Nameless]

I've said for months Swagger is awesome, no one believed me.

The guy in your avatar doesn't believe in social networking..

 

[RBH]

The Iron Sheik reacts to Jim Joyce's blown call:

the jim joyce referee of the baseball- you have ni dick no balls i fuck your ass break your back make you humble
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce if i see you i take baseball bat and fuck your ass with it and make you cry like litte girl. you show respect to athlete
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

if anybody want to see sheik beat the fuck out of umpire baseball the jim joyce, fag hulk hogan, gimme hell yeah
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce, you show me you are punk gay no good piece of garbage mother fucker i put u in camel clutch make u humble
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce you make people not happy. i see you i beat the fuck out of you break your back and fuck your ass make you humble
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce you dumb no good motherfucker i wish i see you and take baseball bat and fuck your ass make you humble. fuck you and hulk hogan
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce is worse than the michael jackson, wose than the tiger woods whore, and worse than the mario lopez
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce worse than the sandra bullock husband worse than the jake roberts and worse than motherfucker ultimate warrior
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

jim joyce is worse than low life motherfucker mario lopez. he have no dick and no balls i fuck his ass make him humble
37 minutes ago via mobile web

andres galaraga is not like midget mother fucker andre the giant. jim joyce is like the gay leno
37 minutes ago via mobile web

jim joyce you have mustache like iron sheik i beat the fuck out of you make you cry and break your back you punk son of a bitch
23 minutes ago via mobile web

http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik



:lol :lol :lol

 

[ScrubJay]

Whatever you're thinking, for the love of god dont watch half pint brawlers. Holy crap its awful.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Oh man, this is hilarious.

Low-Ki's NJPW entrance music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaX2mlPaE4

"Liu Kang" from the Mortal Kombat album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB_wkRqn4To

:lol :lol

 

[British Monsoon]

Whatever you're thinking, for the love of god dont watch half pint brawlers. Holy crap its awful.

Lol, I was going to watch because 'Spyder' Nate Webb was hosting - surely it can't be worse than Wrestlicious? :lol

 

[Ad Infinitum]

The Iron Sheik reacts to Jim Joyce's blown call:

http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik

:lol :lol :lol

Spoiler

psst, it's a farce. sheiky gets two guys to do his twitter for him

 

[NameGenerated]

NXT Season 2 looks alright from the quick profiles. Percy Watson and Alex Riley seem interesting and fun to watch, same with the LayCool pairing.

 

[DKehoe]

Oh man, this is hilarious.

Low-Ki's NJPW entrance music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaX2mlPaE4

"Liu Kang" from the Mortal Kombat album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB_wkRqn4To

:lol :lol

He used it for ages on the Indies.

 

[RBH]

Spoiler

psst, it's a farce. sheiky gets two guys to do his twitter for him

Don't ruin it for me!

 

[Jay Sosa]

In the upcoming weeks and months, I honestly cannot wait to see the reaction of the people who have never watched Low Ki before.

Low Ki is probably the main reason why I first got interested in the indies, and he's been deserving of a shot in the WWE for years now.

If you've never watched Ki before, I think you'll be in for quite a treat.


Oh, and it's absolutely tremendous how Vince has paired up Low Ki with Lay-Cool. :lol Cannot wait to watch their interactions.

What the what: Low Ki tribute

Usually I find a lot of these highly praised indie wrestlers a bit boring (fuck technical wrestling, I rather see something spectacular) but this guy is amazing! Can't wait to watch him in the WWE

 

[British Monsoon]

Usually I find a lot of these highly praised indie wrestlers a bit boring (fuck technical wrestling, I rather see something spectacular) but this guy is amazing! Can't wait to watch him in the WWE

The idea that technical wrestling can't be spectacular is fucking absurd, but if all you're after is a glorified spot monkey then you should love Ki Although saying that, the guy is also a fantastic technical worker, as his match with KENTA at ROH's Final Battle 2005 proves - check it out (a search on filestube.com brings up a couple of results), perhaps it might change your opinion of technical, hold for hold wrestling.

 

[mooooose]

Low Ki is amazing, I just hope he finds his place in WWE. Hopefully he gets the same treatment that Bryan Danielson got, but I'm doubtful.

 

[balikeye]

Just throwing this out there...

Any chance anyone can see WWE putting Wade Barrett with Dibiase? With all of Wade's "coin" talk that he mentioned several times during the NXT season. Also, wasn't there rumors of a fortunate son's stable that fell through because of injury?

Actually think it could be interesting, but I think Barrett would end up out shining Dibiase.

 

[spindashing]

At first I was a bit skeptical to the idea, but Barett isn't that bad at all. I can't wait to see what they do with him when he enters the main roster.

 

[Guzim]

Spoiler

psst, it's a farce. sheiky gets two guys to do his twitter for him

Spoiler

Isn't it his nephews who do it for him.

It's amazing how many wrestlers have Twitter, and how many of them are hilarious.

Zack Ryder has the best one:

@aplusk I just saw WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS...yeah I saw it in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart! WWWYKI!

When I was voted Student Council President of my 6th grade a girl told me I won because it was a popularity contest...I proudly agreed

Why are you ripping off Justin Bieber's hair style? You're not cool enough to have Bieber Fever. WWWYKI

 

[Jay Sosa]

The idea that technical wrestling can't be spectacular is fucking absurd, but if all you're after is a glorified spot monkey then you should love Ki Although saying that, the guy is also a fantastic technical worker, as his match with KENTA at ROH's Final Battle 2005 proves - check it out (a search on filestube.com brings up a couple of results), perhaps it might change your opinion of technical, hold for hold wrestling.

Thanks, dl right now. And yeah all I'm looking for is a "glorified spot monkey" so I'm really excited to see him in action.

 

[DKehoe]

Spoiler

Isn't it his nephews who do it for him.

I think I remember hearing they aren't his actual nephews. I read an interview with Jericho where he said he thought the whole situation is sad because people just take advantage of him.

Thanks, dl right now. And yeah all I'm looking for is a "glorified spot monkey" so I'm really excited to see him in action.

If its a "spot monkey" doing crazy stuff that you are after look up some Jack Evans stuff.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Jericho's twitter is the best:

RT @ZackRyder I predict that my guy will win NXT Season 2 - are u a rookie or a pro?

:lol :lol

 

[Jay Sosa]

I think I remember hearing they aren't his actual nephews. I read an interview with Jericho where he said he thought the whole situation is sad because people just take advantage of him.

If its a "spot monkey" doing crazy stuff that you are after look up some Jack Evans stuff.

Thanks, will do.

EDIT: :lol @some of the names of the moves.. "Ode to Blitzkrieg".."Phoenix Frankensteiner"

 

[arstal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded

Why going after the real La Parka is a BAD idea.

 

[spindashing]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded

Why going after the real La Parka is a BAD idea.

:lol He got ROCKED.

 

[Guzim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded

Why going after the real La Parka is a BAD idea.

Ouch :lol

 

[Seraphis Cain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded

Why going after the real La Parka is a BAD idea.

GotDAMN, La Parka ROCKED that guy.

Fuck yeah La Parka.

 

[Keyser Soze]

*adds to E3 gif storage*

 

[Guzim]

I love the woman that's picking up her son and laughing.

 

[RBH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded

Why going after the real La Parka is a BAD idea.

omg :lol :lol

Yet another reason why La Parka rules.

 

[jmdajr]

*adds to E3 gif storage*

that's right! don't mess with the dudes mask!

 

[British Monsoon]

NJPW just posted up Kenny Omega vs Koji Kanemoto from the ongoing Best of the Super Juniors 2010 tournament, check it out, should be an awesome match;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgjbnDy9Aoo

 

[RBH]

In an interview with the Citizen-Times newspaper, Edge talked about his future in wrestling and how he plans to retire and settle down with his girlfriend soon in North Carolina:

"I'm coming up on my 20th year, and I've definitely had some injuries that have shortened my career," Edge said. "That's part of the reason I bought up here - we want to retire and listen to the wind in the trees, and we want to do it fairly soon. I may have two more years. With each injury, it's harder and harder to come back."

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20100603/NEWS/306030019

 

[jmdajr]

Don't ruin it for me!

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mooooose]

In an interview with the Citizen-Times newspaper, Edge talked about his future in wrestling and how he plans to retire and settle down with his girlfriend soon in North Carolina:

"I'm coming up on my 20th year, and I've definitely had some injuries that have shortened my career," Edge said. "That's part of the reason I bought up here - we want to retire and listen to the wind in the trees, and we want to do it fairly soon. I may have two more years. With each injury, it's harder and harder to come back."

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20100603/NEWS/306030019

He must be frustrated that his face turn didn't get over and isn't seeing much else to do.

 

[balikeye]

In an interview with the Citizen-Times newspaper, Edge talked about his future in wrestling and how he plans to retire and settle down with his girlfriend soon in North Carolina:

"I'm coming up on my 20th year, and I've definitely had some injuries that have shortened my career," Edge said. "That's part of the reason I bought up here - we want to retire and listen to the wind in the trees, and we want to do it fairly soon. I may have two more years. With each injury, it's harder and harder to come back."

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20100603/NEWS/306030019

Retirement from wrestling, is like retirement from boxing. These guys get addicted to the limelight and the lifestyle. They all are beat up and their brain tells them to retire, but they just can't seem to give it up.

The only one's that end up staying away are the ones that planned on using wrestling for a springboard anyway.

 

[Forkball]

I love how the guy kind of stumbles back and then ends up flopping on the chairs.

Also apparently Jericho is going to host an ABC gameshow called Downfall.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Not sure if this had been posted yet. I found it funny at least:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTzHd1h47o

 

[Rated-Rsuperstar]

In an interview with the Citizen-Times newspaper, Edge talked about his future in wrestling and how he plans to retire and settle down with his girlfriend soon in North Carolina:

"I'm coming up on my 20th year, and I've definitely had some injuries that have shortened my career," Edge said. "That's part of the reason I bought up here - we want to retire and listen to the wind in the trees, and we want to do it fairly soon. I may have two more years. With each injury, it's harder and harder to come back."

So Michaels has retired. Undertaker is injured again with retirement around the corner. Rey is getting old and is plagued with injuries. TripleH is old and is injured. Edge is injury prone and wants to retire. So in another year will have the Randy Orton/ John Cena power hour unless WWE decides to make some new stars.

 

[The Bookerman]

You either tap or you snap. Yoinked!

 

[evil ways]

So Michaels has retired. Undertaker is injured again with retirement around the corner. Rey is getting old and is plagued with injuries. TripleH is old and is injured. Edge is injury prone and wants to retire. So in another year will have the Randy Orton/ John Cena power hour unless WWE decides to make some new stars.

Punk, Jericho, Christian, Miz, Swagger, plus Wade and Danielson. They've got talent, they just need to be used well.