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Watch Monday Night Raw!

The Power of June and the June OT brought to you by The Wyatt Family

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdDyQ1Qxtvg

Wall of Shame, May edition!

TIME FOR THE GAF REPOST, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WWE APP
During the merry month of May, we all witnessed RYBACK RULES, Del Rio and Swagger wrestling for the enjoyment of less people than the GWF, the rise of Big E and more and more people not watching WWE RAW. GWF hype train continues to roll on as Sunflower rolls out the new debuts. Also, some brave ventured out into the mainstream and got legit shook before returning to Wrassle-Gaf, unable to shake the stigma of Wrasslin'!

SO WHAT'S GOING IN THE WORLD OF WWE?
Probably Cena wins lol, burying time. Honestly, why do you guys continue to watch RAW? I mean, The Shield is pretty great, so is Team Hell No, Heyman is pretty much gold but will have his talent tested with the genesis of El Hijo del Perfecto.

WHAT YOU SHOULD WATCH INSTEAD OF RAW

Look people, NXT is the best thing WWE makes ocercoming all the adversities the show has, like having Bo Dallas. Seriously, just watch that instead of Raw. Everything will be so much calmer. The last few weeks has seen a lot of The Wyatt Family, Corey Grave and kassius Ohno! And Sami Zayn is tearing it up! Antonio Cesaro gets to wrestle too! Find a way to watch it!

JAPAN HAS WRASSLIN? WHATS IT LIKE?
It's like if wrestling was actually wrestling and not sports entertainment. Turns out that its more entertaining! Current NJPW is rocking their annual Best of the Super Juniors, a tourney comprised of 2 blocks of wrestlers where the top 4 advance to get a title shot at the Junior HW title or for one man, a shot at the IWGP title.

Here's the playlist for day 4 of the tourney
http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x2nzb5/1#video=x10ddmx

Then there's the PPV on 6/22! Easily worth the $25

NJPW - DOMINION 2013 - 06/22

12AM PDT | 3AM EDT | 8AM BST | 5PM JST

http://www.ustream.tv/njpw

• IWGP Heavyweight Title - Hardcore Match: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs Togi Makabe
• Special Singles Match: Hirooki Goto vs Katsuyori Shibata
• Tetsuya Naito Return Match: Tetsuya Naito vs Yujiro Takahashi
• IWGP Tag Team Title - 3-Way Match: TenKoji (c) vs Killer Elite Squad vs CHAOS
• Semifinals of the BOSJ
• Finals of the BOSJ

SO WHATS THIS INDY WRASSLIN YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?
Thanks for asking! It's a great alternative to the WWE. The only downside is there's an actual cost of entry. But quality costs! So take your choice if iPPVs to watch and get a taste. Personal recommendations are the Chikara iPPV this sunday

CHIKARA - Countdown to Aniversario: Never Compromise - 06/01 - FREE!

4PM PDT | 7PM EDT | 12AM BST

http://smvod.com/premium-video/chikara-june-1-2013-free-live-countdown-aniversario-never-compromise

EVOLVE 21 - USA vs The World - 06/01

5PM PDT | 8PM EDT | 1AM BST

http://wwnlive.com/event-evolve-06-01-13.html

• USA vs Japan: AR Fox vs EITA
• USA vs Japan: Johnny Gargano vs Tomahawk TT
• USA vs Mexico: Shane Strickland vs Samuray Del Sol
• USA vs Europe: Caleb Konley vs Tommy Taylor
• The Young Bucks vs Anthony Nese & Brian Cage
• Jon Davis vs Chuck Taylor
• Lince Dorado vs Jonny Vandal
• The Bravado Brothers vs Andrew Everett & Derek Ryze

CHIKARA - Freeview-A-Go-Go - 06/02 - FREE!

12:30PM PDT | 3:30PM EDT | 8:30PM BST

http://smvod.com/premium-video/chikara-june-2-2013-free-live-freeview-go-go

• Young Lion's Cup Match: 'Mr. Touchdown' Mark Angelosetti (c) vs Saturyne

CHIKARA - Aniversario: Never Compromise - 06/02

1PM PDT | 4PM EDT | 9PM BST

http://smvod.com/premium-video/chikara-june-2-2013-ippv-aniversario-never-compromise-philadelphia-pa

• CHIKARA Grand Championship Match: Eddie Kingston (c) vs Icarus
• 2/3 Falls Campeonatos de Parejas Match: 3.0 (c) vs Pieces of Hate
• Sarcophagus Match: Amasis vs Ophidian
• Hair vs Hair Match: Gavin Loudspeaker vs Tim Donst
• Grudge Match: Dasher Hatfield vs Delirious
• Trios Match: The Spectral Envoy vs Colony: Xtreme Force

EVOLVE 22 - 06/02

5PM PDT | 8PM EDT | 1AM BST

http://wwnlive.com/event-evolve-06-02-13.html

• Open the Freedom Gate Title Match: Johnny Gargano (c) vs Samuray Del Sol
• Open the United Gate Title Match: The Young Bucks (c) vs EITA & Tomahawk TT
• Jon Davis vs Brian Cage
• AR Fox vs Lince Dorado
• The Bravado Brothers & Andrew Everett vs Dos Ben Dejos & Shane Strickland
• Chuck Taylor vs Caleb Konley
• Anthony Nese vs Tommy Taylor

CZW - Tournament of Death XII - 06/08

Live-to-VOD, available for viewing from 06/09 onwards;

http://www.rfvideonow.com/czw/

• Ultraviolent Dog Collar Match: Matt Tremont vs Joe Gacy
• Ultraviolent Ladders Match: Lucky tHURTeen vs Scotty Vortekz
• International Pains of Glass Match: DJ Hyde vs Takumi Tsukamoto
• Barbed Wire Madness Match: Danny Havoc vs Ron Mathis
• Plus, Tournament of Death Semi's & FINAL
• Non-Tournament Match: Drake Younger vs Devon Moore

PWS - Dream On - 06/08

6PM PDT | 9PM EDT | 2AM BST

http://highspots.tv/ippv-pws-dream-on-06-08-2013/

• PWS Heavyweight Title Match: Kevin Matthews (c) vs Anthony Nese
• PWS Bombshells Title Match: La Rosa Negra (c) vs Angelina Love
• Colt Cabana vs Disco Inferno
• Dan Maff vs Alex Reynolds
• PWS Tag Team Title Match: Black Hollywood (c) vs Heavenly Bodies
• The Headbangers vs South $ide Playaz Club
• 8-Man Elimination Tag Match: Starman, The Drunken Swashbuckler, Blue Meanie & Fallah vs Devon Moore, Kyle Reyonds, Dave D-Struction & Damian Gibbs

PWX - It's All About Me - 06/29

5PM PDT | 8PM EDT | 1AM BST

http://highspots.tv/ippv-premier-wrestling-xperience-06-29-2013/

• PWX Heavyweight Title - Steel Cage Match: Caleb Konley (c) vs Kevin Steen
• PWX Tag Team Title Match: Jake Manning & John Skyler (c) vs Ethan Case & Elijah Evans IV vs Andrew Everett & American Tiger
• Cedric Alexander vs Jay Lethal
• Chip Day vs Trevor Lee

AIW - Absolution VIII - 06/30

3:30PM PDT | 6:30PM EDT | 11:30PM BST

http://smvod.com/premium-video/aiw-june-30-2013-live-ippv-absolution-viii-cleveland-oh

• AIW Absolute Title Match: Eric Ryan vs Colin Delaney
• Derick Bateman Return Match: Tim Donst vs Michael Hutter
• Michael Elgin vs Josh Alexander
• ACH vs Louis Lyndon
• The Submission Squad vs Tracy Smothers & The Old-School Express

I HEARD YOU LIKE LUCHA! GIVE ME SOME LUCHA!

Fine then!

Rey Escorpión vs Stuka Jr. for the CMLL World Light Heavyweight Championship
Rey Escorpion has has a banner 2013, really coming out into his own! Great match here


Dinastía, Máscarita Divina, Rey Celestial vs Mini Abismo Negro, Mini Charly Manson, Mini Histeria
Yo man, minis do some great work!

BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF JUNE WRASSLE-GAFFERS, BEFORE THE HOPE GETS BEATEN OUT OF YOU!

KEEP TRIPLE H IN YOUR PRAYERS AFTER HIS SERIOUS INJURY

 

[DMczaf]

Guys....Cena is hurt.

I'm scared.

 

[Data West]

I love that I'm the 5th highest poster, but I haven't watched WWE in months.
Speaking of 5,

Also let me fix this OT real quick

If Bo is going heel why is Punk bothering to come back? He's no longer the best heel.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I can't do this anymore you guys, it's been a honor to watch and regal with you gentlemen.

*shakes all your hands*

Spoiler

Fuck Cena

 

[Judderman]

I hate that German wrestler, Anthony Caesar. Germans are bad people. Boo!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Oh black Jesus I came in first? Bnooooooooolk

 

[tm24]

Oh black Jesus I came in first? Bnooooooooolk

Going through some past OTs, the post count was way down for last month. About 2k from our lowest previous total

 

[Anth0ny]

how the frick is jean cena gonna beat ryback in three stages of hell

ryback is so powerful

 

[DMczaf]

how the frick is jean cena gonna beat ryback in three stages of hell

ryback is so powerful

Cena is hurt. :\

It's just not fair. Why are they doing this to Cena? This match MUST be canceled so he can have time to heal and recover.

 

[Data West]

Cena is hurt. :\

It's just not fair. Why are they doing this to Cena? This match MUST be canceled so he can have time to heal and recover.

John has to do it. It's Little Rodriguez's dying wish. He said he hates that Ryback so much, for years and years.

 

[strobogo]

Oh black Jesus I came in first? Bnooooooooolk

Ninja please.

 

[ertitoagus]

I had a Vision:

Bo is the next Cena.

WWE is doomed.

 

[DMczaf]

WWE is BOomed.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Ah that new thread smell.. it's just needs some nat nat and Kaitlyn!!!

 

[Aiii]

I've posted entirely too much last month.

 

[ertitoagus]

Wrestlegaf is Boomed xD

 

[Data West]

Hopefully Natalya getting speared means she'll turn heel AGAIN and beat the hell out of Kaitlyn and take her title and Vince will be like 'holy shit, did you guys know that Nattie chick can wrestle?!' and then she'll do the big swing Cesaro did to Miz to AJ. Then they'll let Naomi wrestle her. Then Paige. Then Emma. Then Del Rey.

...Or she'll just fucking dance or something. I don't know.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I fell off the wall of shame last month, too busy with finals / harassing game devs. on gaf / etc.

 

[Aiii]

Hopefully Natalya getting speared means she'll turn heel AGAIN and beat the hell out of Kaitlyn and take her title and Vince will be like 'holy shit, did you guys know that Nattie chick can wrestle?!' and then she'll do the big swing Cesaro did to Miz to AJ. Then they'll let Naomi wrestle her. Then Paige. Then Emma. Then Del Rey.

...Or she'll just fucking dance or something. I don't know.

AJ is a good wrestler you twat.

 

[KissVibes]

I just saw Sheamas vs Barrett from Main Event.

Barrett put an ass-whooping on him and he still lost. Why are they booking booking Barrett so poorly as champions? Cesaro isn't champion anymore but he too was on a nasty losing streak as a title holder.

 

[Data West]

AJ is a good wrestler you twat.

I didn't say she wasn't.

 

[bean breath]

I came in sixth and I didn't even watch King of Trios.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Going through some past OTs, the post count was way down for last month. About 2k from our lowest previous total

I hope GAF-Observer has some insight into why the OT Postrates were down. I suspect it was a lack of GWF, Souplaya and the return of creepy midnight GAF.

I had a Vision:

Bo is the next Cena.

WWE is doomed.

Don't even Bo-ke about it

===

Also, I watched some Necro Butcher in BJW stuff this morning. I wasn't not prepared.

 

[Jamie OD]

So Prince Devitt Vs Ricochet was pretty good. Also love Devitt's promos since he knows his Irish way of speaking is lost on 99% of the entire audience.

 

[Data West]

Hahahaa.... Quacksquatch.

 

[Jamie OD]

The latest Dr. Keith Presents show over at F4W Online just went up and it is an interview with Mike Quackenbush. I'm listening to it and so far he strongly denies all the rumours going around about his divorce and Chikara's ownership. He also fires shots at MLW Radio.

 

[JustinBB7]

Haven't watched TNA yet, is the big free agent not from last night but still coming?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Haven't watched TNA yet, is the big free agent not from last night but still coming?

Yeah it was

Spoiler

Kurt Angle

 

[Data West]

La Parka offering Octagon ice cream and then taking it away is my new favorite wrestling commercial

THERE IS A WHOLE SERIES OF BURGER KING COMMERCIALS OF LA PARKA NOT GIVING PEOPLE ICE CREAM. Dr. Wagner JR is also denied.

Is flaming chair La Parka like Kishin Liger mode?

You know what? Fuck it. La Parka Friday.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I lend my support to La Parka Friday.

 

[Aiii]

I didn't say she wasn't.

Any sentence that says "...like the Miz..." is a clear insult to any name that precedes it.

 

[tm24]

La Parka offering Octagon ice cream and then taking it away is my new favorite wrestling commercial

Is flaming chair La Parka like Kishin Liger mode?

Note: Flaming Chair is LA PARK. Commerical is La Parka!

And flaming chair LA PARK is just standard fare against Dr. Wagner. LA PARK does not like Dr. Wagner Jr

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Damn it's June already? I don't even remember if I posted in May.

 

[McNei1y]

Cena's injury affects us all.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

is he legit hurt??

 

[LiquidSolid]

Any sentence that says "...like the Miz..." is a clear insult to any name that precedes it.

Miz is a pretty good comparison actually. Whenever I see either person try to wrestle, I cringe.

 

[BillRiccio]

The latest Dr. Keith Presents show over at F4W Online just went up and it is an interview with Mike Quackenbush. I'm listening to it and so far he strongly denies all the rumours going around about his divorce and Chikara's ownership. He also fires shots at MLW Radio.

Surprisingly it's a free interview. Enjoy peeps! I'm surprised Quack did an interview like this, he rarely if ever breaks the CHIKARA fourth wall. I guess all the sleaze was getting out of hand.


http://www.f4wonline.com/component/content/article/105-dr-keith/31556-dr-keith-presents-an-exclusive-interview-with-mike-quackenbush

edit.

Quack promising a big surprise for Wink at the iPPV this Sunday. Wonder what the hell is going to happen.

 

[Aiii]

Miz is a pretty good comparison actually. Whenever I see either person try to wrestle, I cringe.

THIS IS BULL-SHIT! *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

 

[British Monsoon]

Matt Hardy's ROH Anti-Bullying Video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZOH4Z8ta0

 

[The Frankman]

It's not June yet you nutjobs.

 

[Entropia]

Matt Hardy's ROH Anti-Bullying Video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZOH4Z8ta0

:<

 

[Aiii]

Matt Hardy's ROH Anti-Bullying Video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZOH4Z8ta0

 

[Entropia]

Matt Hardy's ROH Anti-Bullying Video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZOH4Z8ta0

wow, thought the music was going to be "In the End" by Linkin Park for second, :lol

 

[Kaladin]

That new thread smell.....can't beat it.

Evolve 20's delayed iPPV is already up for your weekend viewing pleasure. That was fast. Do I watch it now, or wait till tonight?

EVOLVE 20
May 30th, 2013
Orlando, FL

EVOLVE Title Match
AR Fox defends vs. Nick Jackson of The Young Bucks

Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Attraction
Johnny Gargano vs. Matt Jackson of The Young Bucks

Dragon Gate Showcase Match
EITA vs. Tomahawk T.T.

Special Challenge Match #1
Samuray Del Sol vs. Anthony Nese

Special Challenge Match #2
Chuck Taylor vs. Brian Cage

FRAY!
(starts with two competitors, another enters every 2 minutes, eliminations can take place anytime by pinfall, submission or DQ until one competitor is left)
The Participants Are: Andrew Everett, Caleb Konley, Jon Davis, Lince Dorado, Shane Strickland, Tommy Taylor

Entertainment Match
The Bravado Brothers vs. Sugar Dunkerton & Maxwell Chicago

 

[jmdajr]

is he legit hurt??

Nope, they're just dreaming

hallucinating actually.

 

[Aiii]

Just heard the intro to Impact Wrestling say that Slammiversary is this weekend.

Who knew?

Spoiler

I'm only writing this so I won't forget by the end of the day.

 

[Kaladin]

Never mind. I guess Evolve 20 isn't up fully yet, or it's not working. Will wait till tonight.

Indie iPPVs gonna indie iPPV even when delayed.

 

[Kaladin]

Just heard the intro to Impact Wrestling say that Slammiversary is this weekend.

Who knew?

Spoiler

I'm only writing this so I won't forget by the end of the day.

Evolve 22 is the show you should be watching at the same time instead. It's only $10 until tomorrow.

EVOLVE 22
Sunday, June 2nd, 2013
The Orpheum
1915 E. 7th Avenue
Ybor City, FL 33605
8pm Belltime

Open The Freedom Gate Title Match
Johnny Gargano defends vs. Samuray Del Sol

Open The United Gate Title Match
The Young Bucks defend vs. EITA & Tomahawk T.T.

Heavyweight Clash
Jon Davis vs. Brian Cage

EVOLVE 16 Rematch - 1 Year Later
AR Fox vs. Lince Dorado

SHINE Showcase Match
Ivelisse vs. Mia Yim

Newcomers Showcase Six Man Tag Match
The Bravado Brothers & Andrew Everett vs. Dos Ben Dejos & Shane Strickland

Special Challenge Match #1
Chuck Taylor vs. Caleb Konley

Special Challenge Match #2
Anthony Nese vs. Tommy Taylor

 

[jmdajr]

KEEP TRIPLE H IN YOUR PRAYERS AFTER HIS SERIOUS INJURY[/b]

You know it

 

[British Monsoon]

OK, Bryan vs Roman Reigns was great. It was mostly all Bryan, but Reigns sold his offence well. I love seeing Bryan get to show his more intense side. Kane vs Rollins was good too, they work pretty well together. Curtis Axel vs Sin Cara wasn't bad, although the crowd were pretty negative. Sweet Perfect Plex. Orton vs Ambrose was pretty good, Dean got to show some more of that 'controlled chaos' JBL keeps talking about and looked competitive against Orton. The ending was all kinds of awesome, Bryan is so insanely, ridiculously over, it's kinda crazy. International Edition of Smackdown generally rules as it cuts out all the bullshit, leaving in 3-4 of the best matches for a solid hour of nothing but wrestling.

CHIKARA: The Aniversario Report - iPPV preview;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co88xeYCTCs

Oh, another match announced for AIW's Absolution VIII iPPV on June 30th;