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[zychi]

I was hoping enough Chicago marks would just turn their back on the match and you would see half the arena not paying attention to show they hate Cena

 

[sf2fanatic]

ambulence doing a better selling than these wrestlers

 

[Ozone]

Why is he trying to put him in the driver side? That doesn't count...

I didn't think so either.

He's gonna AA him through the roof.

 

[Kaladin]

AA off the top of the ambulance, calling it.

 

[Brinbe]

remember when Cena eat a powerbomb through a table? neither do I

 

[Dark Ninja]

Cole has a dumb line for every piece of the ambulance

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Besides cancer and testicular torsions....What sucks worse than this?

 

[LoserMakesGood]

MOTY right here

 

[The Frankman]

HE'S HIDING ON TOP OF THE AMBULANCE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

 

[Brinbe]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

hang your heads in shame if you ever thought Ryberg had a chance

 

[redmetal86]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Mr. Sam]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So many Cena gifs from tonight. Five stars.

 

[BillRiccio]

they've used this ending for Cena like 5 times already

 

[Judderman]

All you can do is laugh. I'm fucking dying.

 

[sumo390]

Through the roof hahaha

 

[Officerrob]

What.The.Fuck

 

[somedevil]

Man, they don't make Ambulances like they use too. All the other matches were good at least.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Vince needs a refund where did he get that shitty ambulance it fell apart

 

[Ilive1up]

smh

 

[atomsk]

UH

UH

THAT WAS THE ENDING?

SOLID STEEL ROOFS DON'T BREAK LIKE THAT

 

[Alucard]

Uhh...no one gave a fuck about that finish. Cool idea, but the crowd just didn't care. The pacing of that match was just awful.

 

[Ultratech]

Note to self: Avoid all ambulances in Chicago

Fucking things are made of aluminum apparently.

 

[Brinbe]

and it's only 10:48, what the fuck

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Through the roof hahaha

My cousin called that roof spot as soon as Cena climbed up there.

 

[Ithil]

HOLLA

IF YOU HEAR ME

 

[UberTag]

What.The.Fuck

That doesn't sound like the reaction of someone who's #BORED.
You need to do a better job of being like Bret.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Chikara should close down now. John Cena and Ryback just perfected comedy wrestling.

 

[strobogo]

FU through the roof was the finish to the Cena/Kane ambulance match, wasn't it?

 

[Ozone]

Called it, but still not happy about it.

Bring on Cena/Bryan.

 

[Skilotonn]

Hahahahahaha YES!

Our champ put him through the roof - poor Ryback!

 

[Kaladin]

Love how going through the set gets treated seriously while being put through the roof of an ambulance get treated like they were just in a headlock.

 

[Bowser]

worthless ppv, they should have done something else here at the end

 

[Officerrob]

That doesn't sound like the reaction of someone who's #BORED.
You need to do a better job of being like Bret.

I'm in shock by how bad that was...

Then they just show an angle that shows the gimmicked roof...LOL

 

[slightconfuse]

So cena wins lol.

Glad in bowed ou after shield

 

[krae_man]

That finish was easy to spot.

LOL @ Cena missing to the left and Ryback not falling right in.

 

[Striker]

Good grief, awful.

 

[Ilive1up]

wowowow. that looks so terrible.

he also fell onto a nice padded mat. must have been a fun trip, really.

 

[Penguin]

Solid PPV aside from the meh main event

 

[Mr. Sam]

Fucking things are made of aluminum apparently.

You know many vehicles, including cars, trucks and even planes, are made out of aluminium, right?

 

[Ripclawe]

I can buy a powerbomb but an FU? nope

 

[Brinbe]

missed everything except that match. ;_; at Ziggs losing

 

[Kaladin]

That match was basically Cena vs Khali from Extreme Rules a few years ago. It had an AA of some construction equipment on the set.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The Power of John Cena ™

 

[The Frankman]

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!


In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off,
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off,
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this,
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished,
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin',
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning,
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails,
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail,
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing,
they could run with my division but they gone fishing
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight,
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate,

In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot,
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater,
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan,
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan IVANOOOOOOOOO


Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now! Yeah, uh

It's gonna be what it's gonna be,
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T,
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step,
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep,
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so,
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though,
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no,
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show,
See what happens when the ice age melt,
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps,
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any,
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me,

A man's measured by the way that he thinks,
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks,
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self,
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth ... HURRRRRRRRRR IVANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Chikara should close down now. John Cena and Ryback just perfected comedy wrestling.

lewl

 

[Pristine_Condition]

So who gets to bury The Most Popular Man in the World of Wrestling™ Daniel Brian?

HHH or Cena? You know they're drawing straws for that one right now...

 

[Ultratech]

You know many vehicles, including cars, trucks and even planes, are made out of aluminium, right?

Uh...crappier aluminum?

I dunno. :\

(Maybe really thin aluminum?)

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

I think my favourite match tonight was the diva's title match.

 

[UberTag]

You know many vehicles, including cars, trucks and even planes, are made out of aluminium, right?

Cena vs. Planes, Trains and Automobiles would make for a far more compelling title program than any title defense against a fellow wrestler.

 

[somedevil]

I hope people are not surprised by this because everyone has been hinting for a Cena vs Bryan match up soon. Cena is holding onto that title until Summerslam where is his best chance to lose the title.