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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
- Thread starter Plywood
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It's the big event, #June, tie.
I guess that's possible. Maybe there's a whole line of Vince McMahon ties that are all exactly the same size and color. I'll look for it next time I go to Macy's.
Oh man, that must have been Joey Styles.
Macy's, huh? Stop showing off. Us broke people don't need to hear that.
Careful, John Cena might jump on his head and steal the shoe.
I only shop at Macy's because I'm too cheap to shop at Nordstrom.
Nocturnowl
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
From below? Sounds like Cena needs the AA for this one.
I forgot, you're right, if there's a big bump from under the ring mat then Big Show will fall out of the shoe.
Uno Venova
Banned
Why didn't he grab it.PG
Dude, this happens to him ALL THE TIME. Kane just can't go around grabbing every girl that jumps on him.
Soo...apparently I have missed something by not watching RAW the last few months.PG
kayfabe
Uno Venova
Banned
Bullshit, I wanted to live vicariously, just one hand, the chokeslam hand.....
Few months? No. The last month has produced the best storyline in a long time (everything else is garbage, though).
BoboBrazil
Member
This is how a real man kisses AJ
Nocturnowl
Member
But if he did that with the Chokeslam hand he'd be overcome with the urge to perform an ass-sl-actually no I don't like the alternative implications of that potential move name.
Perspicacity
Banned
I always just assumed you painted cartoon flames on your clothes to make them look new
That's not a bad idea, actually.
Oh man, that's a great idea. I wonder if we could convince Glenn and AJ to do it? I mean, it's a kickstarter project, they can't refuse, right? I'm sure AJ would "jump" at the chance.
What the hell is Camacho doing with Kane's woman?This is how a real man kisses AJ
That's exactly what WON'T happen because it's the right way to book this.
Uno Venova
Banned
Kane is supposed to be playing the real stupid frankenstein, big sasquatch or YET TAY monster thing, he's not supposed to be uh.....
he's supposed to be like a big giant puppy, he's stupid.
Just took the gf out for a birthday meal and we finished the night with a few cocktails in a fancy bar. Ended up chuckling to myself when my straw wouldn't reach the bottom of the glass because it was filled with too many slices of green fruit - too many limes, too many limes! Suffice to say, she wasn't impressed :/
What have you done to me wrassle-gaf? I also went to the UK X-Factor auditions last week and got far too into it when 2 terrible young white rappers did a dreadful rendition of our theme tune....... OH, WRITTEN IN THE STARS!
What have you done to me wrassle-gaf? I also went to the UK X-Factor auditions last week and got far too into it when 2 terrible young white rappers did a dreadful rendition of our theme tune....... OH, WRITTEN IN THE STARS!
written in the stars? Weaksauce man, you should've sang Shawn Michaels's theme.
a monster none the less.
whom had to walk off with a very painful boner.
So I already mentioned how 25 of the last 31 PPVs have had Cena in the final match and 28 out of 31 have had him either in a WWE title match or the final match.
I am trying to think of the last time RAW didn't end with Cena. Because I am fucking positive that Vince is going to put the belt back on Cena sooner or later because he'll attribute any overrun ratings bumps to cena and 1.5th hour ratings drops to Bryan and Punk or whoever holds the title.
The problem is that people tune in when they expect stuff to happen, and Vince always puts Cena at those parts. It's attribution bias applied to booking.
I am trying to think of the last time RAW didn't end with Cena. Because I am fucking positive that Vince is going to put the belt back on Cena sooner or later because he'll attribute any overrun ratings bumps to cena and 1.5th hour ratings drops to Bryan and Punk or whoever holds the title.
The problem is that people tune in when they expect stuff to happen, and Vince always puts Cena at those parts. It's attribution bias applied to booking.
Pristine_Condition
Member
Totally. The proper way to predict WWE booking is to come up with a perfectly-good idea, wait until 15 minutes before the show starts, bash your head with a pipe wrench, SCRAP THE ORIGINAL, PERFECTLY GOOD IDEA, and think to yourself, "How would Vince Russo book this so nobody goes home happy, everybody feels ripped off, and nobody on the roster gets anything out of their involvement in this?"
So, basically, HHH comes out and beats everybody up and spits water in the air. Cena comes out and cuts a long promo. Neither one of them sells the arm. Book it.
Funny enough, that's how WWE booking goes.
Imagine if WWE had followed through with their plans to have the Hall of Pain continue until wrestlemania, with Henry putting over Bryan.
Imagine if Rock's ACTUAL return to the ring had occurred at Mania instead of a throwaway tag team match.
Imagine if... ah fuck it you get the idea.
WWE gets a good idea and instead of running with it they throw it off a cliff.
Not too long ago when Punk vs Tensai and Bryan ended the show.
sf2fanatic
Member
Theres still a Nordstrom around? lol
Uno Venova
Banned
He only left to take care of little red machine.Can't blame Kane, he was shocked, freaked out, he couldn't even continue with the match, poor man all the memories, Lita, Katie Vick.
BoboBrazil
Member
It's worth it. I'm kind of disappointed I didn't get the vip meet and greet package for Slammiversary after talking to a few people who did get it at the show. I wonder what the card will be. Roode vs Aries? Aries vs Joe again? I've heard rumors that this year probably won't be an all x division show.
I've done the package before, it's just a matter of if I can afford it.
It really is hard to feel sorry for JR when he has no nuts.