Bah gawd it's that time again, tonight there will No Way Out, out of what exactly? the cage which must be escaped? someone being fired? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Pre Show: Otunga vs Brodus Clay
Tensei has fallen out of the squash contest but despite a beatdown from show Brodus is still in the undefeated squashing game I think and it sure as hell wont end from Otunga, fortunately this being on the pre show means no time wasted mid event from pointless dancing.
Tuxedo Match: Santino vs Ricardo
Okay this is just weird, I assume they dress up in fancy tuxedos and that aside normal rules apply? a comedy match of the most comedic order, fortunately it contains two of WWE's best comedy acts that should make this a fun five minutes, Santino has this one in the bag.
Toilet break for the divas title
And I will keep saying stuff like this until the division gets its shit together (or is allowed to, i'm sure the divas try), though in fairness the match last month wasn't bad, but still the build is so bare bones it must be distressing to be a diva.
Christian vs Cody Rhodes for the IC title
As basic a title feud here as it gets, i'm angling at Rhodes getting the belt back but I can really go either way, should be enjoyable though a repeat from last month with no changes doesn't do much to excite.
Sheamus vs Ziggler for the WHC
Now first of all props to WWE for using Ziggler to fill in this spot, Ziggler has gone from no match to seemingly replacing Jericho only to then lose that spot but then landed here. Sadly there is no chance in hell that Ziggler wins this, Great White super faces sheamus is on a roll and he's not going to lose the belt now, especially not in a match with a one week build. Actually these two have fought many times on Raw and SD recently so I guess there is a build after all, a build up of Ziggler being kicked into overselling oblivion because Brogue kick hooligans or something.
I like Sheamus even if his face run is horribly vanilla, they need to give him a proper feud though, one with some sort of actual plot. Meanwhile Del Rio weeps from the sidelines and the sad thing is I don't even miss him being shunted out of this match.
Wrasslegafs dream match: Kane Klique vs IWC golden boy Bryan vs Corporate Man Punk for the WWE title with outside interference from everyone's waifu AJ.
We asked for it, we got it. Punk and Bryan get to continue main eventing together, Kane in 2012 complete with Kane cycle continuing AJ antics, such things are more than coincidence, we have truly been blessed, there's something for nearly everyone here.
This match could really go any way, deep down I want Kane but think Bryan is the best and most likely option for plot reasons. Kane will get duped by a lady yet again because once you've gone Bryan there's no point in tryin'.
Here's hoping that to keep up in ring with the talents of Punk and Bryan Kane will bust out some funky moves, return of the Kanearana people, I can feel it! HYPE!
Show opens with contains a 20 minute HHH promo
The COO is here for some reason and we will find out what that is live at No Way Out! Will it be about Bork Lazer? will HHH announce that he beat Taker at WM this year because he helped him out the ring? how will HHH boost his ego? so many options that no one could possibly predict which single one to go with!
Cena vs Show in a rip roaring cage match with Cena or Johnny Ace being potentially fired from the sports.
Cena has truly overstayed his welcome atop the card, Big show is upset at the state of the company and Cena makes jokey jokes, well damn we have a match! Big Show has that Wind punch, I tell you that hitbox is cheap as fuck and Big show needs such trickery to stand a chance against the insatiable appetite of Cena. If Show loses Mr Excitement loses people power or something and also Cena may get fired like that one time with the nexus and like the stipulation for half his feuds in the last 5 years. This match ensures the ppv ends on a bum note. Another point, when have cage matches ever worked for Big Show? Vince McMahon will be at ringside going further senile, he may screw over Cena though leading to hilarious facebook and twitter comments that will amuse for the next week.
The killer filler
Sin Cara, Ryback, Tag team champs...hang on Truth is down...oh well i'm sure Kofi/Swagger can make do for that traditional spot.
