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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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Keyser Soze
Member
El Pescado
Member
You guys are always super negative on the WWE, but I spent $55 on this and I thought the WWE title, WHC, and IC matches were worth the price of admission even if I didn't like the outcomes. Also, Ricardo's ADR underwear was awesome.
Hell the WWE Title match was worth the $55 by itself.
BoboBrazil
Member
I guess Matt Morgan can be fed to Cena next unless the TNA lawsuit kept them from hiring him.
The Frankman
Banned
Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off,
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off,
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this,
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished,
Imma soldier... and I stay under you fightin',
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning,
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails,
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail,
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing
with no bait, kid your boy hold weight,
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate,
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater,
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan...
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan!
Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
Yeah, uh,
It's gonna be what it's gonna be,
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T,
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step,
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep,
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so,
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though,
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no,
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show,
See what happens when the ice age melt,
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps,
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any,
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me,
A man's measured by the way that he thinks,
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks,
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self,
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth!
Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off,
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off,
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this,
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished,
Imma soldier... and I stay under you fightin',
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning,
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails,
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail,
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing
with no bait, kid your boy hold weight,
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate,
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater,
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan...
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan!
Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
Yeah, uh,
It's gonna be what it's gonna be,
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T,
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step,
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep,
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so,
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though,
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no,
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show,
See what happens when the ice age melt,
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps,
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any,
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me,
A man's measured by the way that he thinks,
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks,
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self,
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth!
Your time is up, my time is now,
You can't see me, my time is now,
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now,
You can't see me, my time is now!
daemissary
Member
This was even worse than usual. Did a single heel win tonight? Titus and Darren I guess?
Phoenixazure
Member
at this point. just have Cena beat Punk tomorrow so the wwe title can be the main event at least.
Four_Chamber
Member
Oh my
NihonTiger90
Member
Only heels who won tonight were MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
British Monsoon
Member
Real talk;
Sheamus vs Ziggler was an easy **** 1/4
Santino vs Ricardo, nonsense, not deserving of a rating
Christian vs Cody, the crowd could've been more into it and it dragged quite a bit in the middle, but still a good match, ***
Tag Team Fatal 4-way, surprisingly fun, *** 1/2
Layla vs Beth Phoenix, not bad by Divas standards, * 1/2
Sin Cara vs Hunico, *
CM Punk vs Kane vs D.Brine, excellent match, brought down slightly by a screwy finish, ****
Ryback vs jobbers, waste of time
Cena vs Big Show, **, ugh.
Sheamus vs Ziggler was an easy **** 1/4
Santino vs Ricardo, nonsense, not deserving of a rating
Christian vs Cody, the crowd could've been more into it and it dragged quite a bit in the middle, but still a good match, ***
Tag Team Fatal 4-way, surprisingly fun, *** 1/2
Layla vs Beth Phoenix, not bad by Divas standards, * 1/2
Sin Cara vs Hunico, *
CM Punk vs Kane vs D.Brine, excellent match, brought down slightly by a screwy finish, ****
Ryback vs jobbers, waste of time
Cena vs Big Show, **, ugh.
Oy, what a terrible night to have a curse. (Well, I don't mind the Kane/AJ part. That can stand.)
Sounds like that last match was bad. I chose to watch Thunder/Heat.
I'm unsure of whether that was a wise decision (it was probably was).
billy beane
Banned
Who's next for Cena to be fed? Tensai? Brodus Clay? I can't wait to find out tomorrow night on Raw!
This thread where people were more concerned about Bryan being gone for the whole ending, yeah.
Unless you're including my own post calling him Super Punk as everyone else.
Nocturnowl
Member
Show ended at this. Remember that, folks.
You know what, no I don't care for this either, monster Kane is already out to be replaced by stupidly duped by women Kane.
The betrayal (if you could even call it that) should have happened tonight with Bryan winning so Kane can rage it up for the next month. Instead we get more weeks of Karing Kane which sucks.
Honestly i'd rather have him put over kofi or something though I may be jumping the gun here.
Save me Wade Barrett.
NihonTiger90
Member
I would agree with you, yes, but the ending match still is awful.
May as well. There's no one left for either face champ to feud with. It's all recycled heel crap.
More Big Show.
Dude, at this point, I'm just happy Kane has a storyline going, lol.
UberTag
Member
Seems likely it'll either be more Big Show or Punk.
Figure he'll still be linked to the Johnny/Vince nonsense 'til they move over to the Trips/Brock program.
SentientStone
Member
Pretty much my scores as well, though I skipped most of the fatal 4-way, Sin Cara, and Ryback matches.
-Everybody retained their championships
-HHH came out and said "Bork pls fight me at Summerslam"
-Abraham Washington SCREW JOB on Primo/Epico-- he helps the Fruit Bootys (Titus/Darren) win the #1 contenders match for the tag titles that everyone forgot existed
-Goldberg destroys some jobbers that have more personality that everyone in the WWE
-Cena/Show ends with Cena escaping the cage after interference from faces that Show beat up over the last month. VICE MCMAHON says "YOU'RE FIRED!" to Big Johnny
-None of this will matter tomorrow night
SquashMatch
Member
I know I will be mocked for this but some of you guys need to give TNA another shot. They have some really good wrestlers and the storylines have improved quite a bit. You guys keep talking about the annual June resurgence for wrestling that has yet to happen, it is happening, its just not happening in WWE. Austin Aries alone is worth watching the show for. Sting is still there sadly but he only gets short matches so it isnt too bad.
It doesn't seem to be Punk/Bryan. It's Punk/Bryan/Kane/AJ now.
Well the endgame still appears to be Punk/Bryan, maybe by Summerslam
NihonTiger90
Member
This. They are finally getting their act together now that Russo is gone.
I agree there. I still expect Bryan to be WWE champion by the end of this. Someone has to lose to Cena to make him WWE champ for the Rock rematch.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Have some faith in creative
The Frankman
Banned
I think TSN doesn't like the PPV.
PPV was trash
Ziggler and Bryans work rate could not save this crap.
Tag was decent but had 0 build up
Sin Cara / Hunico - 0 Build up
Aj and Ryder do the same fucking spot one after the other
Rybac just plain sucked.
Tux match was a waste of time.
The ending where was johnnys guys to do the save , why was big show scared of a chair.
And the way Big show set himself up for a AA by putting himself on cenas shoulders was some of the worst wrestling i have ever seen from bigshow .
Ziggler and Bryans work rate could not save this crap.
Tag was decent but had 0 build up
Sin Cara / Hunico - 0 Build up
Aj and Ryder do the same fucking spot one after the other
Rybac just plain sucked.
Tux match was a waste of time.
The ending where was johnnys guys to do the save , why was big show scared of a chair.
And the way Big show set himself up for a AA by putting himself on cenas shoulders was some of the worst wrestling i have ever seen from bigshow .
Officerrob
Banned
There is no reason you should be mocked, TNA is much better then WWE is right now
If Punk drops the title to anyone it'll be Kane. Bryan was MIA for the last few minutes of that match. He is not getting the belt.
FallingEdge
Member
You are right. TNA is the better product right now. CHIKARA, PWG, DGUSA, and EVOLVE are still the best wrestling in the USA but TNA is ahead of WWE.
Why?
Professor Beef
Banned
Kane will be a face by the end of this. Bryan will get it to lose to Cena.
I guarantee it.
Dark Ninja
Member
Um they were trying to protect him by not having him get pinned
Nocturnowl
Member
as it should be, they could send Kane and Bryan off into a number 1 contenders match at MITB but AJ linking all three together with a focus on Punk makes it kind of hard to leave him out of the equation for even a month.
Just no more Kane romance, it was funny on Raw because at that point it was more Crazy AJ and less Kane in love but as of smackdown and this ppv it's clear which route they are taking this sub plot down and I think i've endured enough of these now.
As for No Way Out it was an average event, not worth celebrating but not really complaint worthy either, it did whiff of being an extended raw or Smackdown though but that's par the course these days.
billy beane
Banned
Why would anyone have faith in creative? Most people lost faith in creative YEARS ago.
:lol :lol