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[adamsapple]

RIP king

His death hit me hard. Much harder than expected. I actually cried.

He was only 34 when he died. Fuck, man.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

EverydayBeast

ChatGPT 0.1

Obsolete.

 

[kazuyamishima]

 

[poodaddy]

Love my Series X, but even I'd say the timing is a bit odd.

 

[Kvally]

 

[Topher]

There's another rat with a slightly longer tail hiding behind that rat.

So some creepy AI thing.......just like EverydayBeast ...

 

[XXL]

This is what happens when you train your AI model on data from DenchDeckard .

 

[Boss Mog]

I think it was a mistake OP. I had a Series X and sold it along with my PS5 to buy a PS5 Pro because I mostly gamed on PS5 so I'd rather have the best PS5 and no XBOX. The games I did play on the Series X were mostly old 360 games too.

 

[San Dan Glokta]

This is the first time owning an Xbox since the 360, buying the series x version made sense with the hard drive space, game pass is convenient but I'm a collector. What does GAF think of this recent purchase?

I keep coming back to the xbox despite having other devices. The convenience of GP + Backwards compatibility + The smooth UI are all pretty great. Welcome to the rat race

 

[Aenima]

What does GAF think of this recent purchase?

You seem like a guy that knows where to spend its money wisely. So im taking this oportunity to ask you if you can lend me 500$.

EDIT: Just notice the OP is Baiting.

 

[N0S]

Lil Boosie made it out, so... might pay off.

 

[Synastry]

We all make mistakes. OP

 

[fart town usa]

Nice purchase.

Ignore the haters, they are the same people getting hyped for a Days Gone remaster.

 

[viveks86]

I think OP wanted to host his own celebrity roast show, but didn't have the money after splurging on a Series X. So here we are.

 

[DinoD]

f...tards !

 

[SweetTooth]

Im BACK

 

[jmiller180]

Thank you mods for blessing us with this hilarious creation. Haven't lol'd from reading Gaf in a while.

 

[EverydayBeast]

I haven't had one since the 360 either.
Going to grab one for Ninja Gaiden Black (only thing that I ever owned one for)
Not sure if I should buy used. I like new shiny things.

Refurbished here it doesn't seem used

 

[EverydayBeast]

Why buy an Xbox now?

I just made pen pals with a death row inmate, what does Gaf think of the longevity?

The community here mocks Xbox this generation but I think that's a special honor.

 

[Crayon]

Sweet. I just adopted a skunk.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Love my Series X, but even I'd say the timing is a bit odd.

Tired of the ill will Xbox threads, especially when the game line up looks good (Indiana Jones, Gears E Day, Forza, Starfield, Halo Infinite 2 etc.) and for a little while I was on board with PlayStation but we'll call it a non shooter console, feels like a date night console at this point everyone reaching out for Astro bot and a ps4 remaster. Yuck.

So here's the console itself

 

[FrankWza]

You don't get your cheese until you checklist Series s, eneloops and start quick resuming

 

[SJRB]

If you buy an Xbox in this day and age you get what you fucking deserve.

 

[RagnarokIV]

For a start instead of LTTP shit inferior PS3 versions of games you can use the amazing backwards compatibility of the Series X.

 

[San Dan Glokta]

Tired of the ill will Xbox threads, especially when the game line up looks good (Indiana Jones, Gears E Day, Forza, Starfield, Halo Infinite 2 etc.) and for a little while I was on board with PlayStation but we'll call it a non shooter console, feels like a date night console at this point everyone reaching out for Astro bot and a ps4 remaster. Yuck.

So here's the console itself

Looks clean! Congratulations!

I recommend grabbing an Elite 2 controller to further enhance your gaming experience. Its worth the price for how premium it is, and its got a 30+ hour battery.

 

[Evolved1]

Edit: eh... just realized I was late to this joke, and others did it better lol.

 

[DenchDeckard]

I think the mods need to downgrade EverydayBeast 's ChatGPT version, 0.1 is being generous.

This is what happens when you train your AI model on data from DenchDeckard .

 

[Soodanim]

Tired of the ill will Xbox threads, especially when the game line up looks good (Indiana Jones, Gears E Day, Forza, Starfield, Halo Infinite 2 etc.) and for a little while I was on board with PlayStation but we'll call it a non shooter console, feels like a date night console at this point everyone reaching out for Astro bot and a ps4 remaster. Yuck.

So here's the console itself

Have you been sawing wood over that Super Slim?

 

[bender]

 

[ByWatterson]

I just made pen pals with a death row inmate, what does Gaf think of the longevity?

Better investment than an Xbox in 2025.

 

[rickybooby87]

I think the mods need to downgrade EverydayBeast 's ChatGPT version, 0.1 is being generous.

This is what happens when you train your AI model on data from DenchDeckard .

Is this an analogue for Microsoft's strategy and messaging? If so, it's spot on.

 

[N0S]

Looks clean! Congratulations!

I recommend grabbing an Elite 2 controller to further enhance your gaming experience. Its worth the price for how premium it is, and its got a 30+ hour battery.

Clean? The controller looks 3 years old

 

[viveks86]

I think the mods need to downgrade EverydayBeast 's ChatGPT version, 0.1 is being generous.

This is what happens when you train your AI model on data from DenchDeckard .

Omg. Downgrade complete!

EverydayBeast

ChatGPT 0.001

 

[Portugeezer]

What shooter game will you play and will you make a thread about it?

 

[UltimaKilo]

Thanks for letting us all know. We were really wondering.

 

[San Dan Glokta]

Clean? The controller looks 3 years old

This is literally you.

 

[TGO]

 

[FoxMcChief]

The community here mocks Xbox this generation but I think that's a special honor.

I mean, they put themselves in a position to be mocked. And I say that as someone that likes Xbox. But you got to read the writing on the wall.

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

I accept Western Union and PayPal if you have more money to spend.

 

[Thief1987]

We are approaching "just went to the toilet" announcements territory

 

[TGO]

To be fair I pillaged the Sega Saturn on its death bed too

Bro, that PS3 super slim needs dusting.

 

[Parazels]

There are only two home gaming devices on the market (+ Switch, but it's retiring).

So you can't make a mistake, when choosing between Xbox and PS.

 

[Topher]

 

[Topher]

Just having fun EverydayBeast . Hope you enjoy it

 

[Kerotan]

EverydayBeast you're dead to me bro you dirty green RATBAG.

 

[SJRB]

 

[Moses85]

This is the first time owning an Xbox since the 360, buying the series x version made sense with the hard drive space, game pass is convenient but I'm a collector. What does GAF think of this recent purchase?

 

[GermanZepp]

OP.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

What the hell is going on with that rat's tail?

It represents Xbox's console market approach...just running around in circles, clawing at anything for "dem' engagementz"