• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Just saw The Last Samurai... Samurais freaking RULE.

Status
Not open for further replies.

Pattergen

Member
OK. The film was some pretentious bullshit complete with all of the stereotype hollywood gut- wrenching 'insert tears here' shots. But this isn't the point. The point is how the fuck do I become a Samurai? These guys rule, man. If Tom Cruise can be tight with 'The Last Samurai' then surely I can become 'Just Another Modern Wanna-Be Samurai'. I wonder if the United States has Samurai schools or something.

FA_KS01.jpg
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom