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Kanye West presents The Life of Pablo |OT| WE ON AN ULTRA LIGHT BEAM
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smfh
yeezy told me
This is an extended advertisement for Yeezys.
Oh man.
mili2110
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Kanye releasing 30 Hours yesterday was actually a hint. ITS COMING ANY MINUTE!!!!!
Yes
Hypemaster
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I'm holding my breath here Mike Dean, stop playing.
ROFL
Based on my calculation after analyzing his periscope;
He will finish the blunt in 20 minutes. Pizza will arrive in 15 minutes.
He will take one hour to eat the pizza. Naturally he will fall asleep due to the blunt and a full stomach
The nap will last at least 4 hours. When he wakes up, since it's Saturday, he will go out for drinks.
Mike will then bring back a blonde and have a one night stand. Due to the excessive alcohol he wont wake up until 2pm tomorrow. Then will go to McDonalds for some greasy food to helps with the hangover. Then he goes to see his family and doesn't get to work on the album all Sunday.
Monday being Present's day, he will follow a long honored tradition of his family and go visit the Washington Memorial.
There he see's someone throwing a gum wrapper on the ground, which insults and infuriates him deeply. He then attacks the man, and that person turns out be a neo-nazi singer from a death metal band,. he recognizes Mike Dean form his early days of music production. He launches himself at Mike Dean, due to his hatred of African Americans and his disgust of him working with black artists.
Mike then suffers a concussion, when he hits the memorial ground. He wakes up a week later in a hospital. having competently forgotten his musical skills and record producing and mastering abilities.
This depresses Kanye and he scraps the album out of respect for Mike Dean.
He will finish the blunt in 20 minutes. Pizza will arrive in 15 minutes.
He will take one hour to eat the pizza. Naturally he will fall asleep due to the blunt and a full stomach
The nap will last at least 4 hours. When he wakes up, since it's Saturday, he will go out for drinks.
Mike will then bring back a blonde and have a one night stand. Due to the excessive alcohol he wont wake up until 2pm tomorrow. Then will go to McDonalds for some greasy food to helps with the hangover. Then he goes to see his family and doesn't get to work on the album all Sunday.
Monday being Present's day, he will follow a long honored tradition of his family and go visit the Washington Memorial.
There he see's someone throwing a gum wrapper on the ground, which insults and infuriates him deeply. He then attacks the man, and that person turns out be a neo-nazi singer from a death metal band,. he recognizes Mike Dean form his early days of music production. He launches himself at Mike Dean, due to his hatred of African Americans and his disgust of him working with black artists.
Mike then suffers a concussion, when he hits the memorial ground. He wakes up a week later in a hospital. having competently forgotten his musical skills and record producing and mastering abilities.
This depresses Kanye and he scraps the album out of respect for Mike Dean.
chill back troll session
This is something I would expect some white dudes from 4chan to do if they got the album early
I think a mod needs tot ban you... for your own sanity
Baroquemantic
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I'm just gonna assume the album ain't releasing til April 8th.
NoctisVsStar
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I believe this
That would create a chart battle vs Drake that Kanye woud lose and get mad about... I hope it happens
For how quick you put all this together, nice job bro!
He'd probably be sad and tweet out that drake is his brother but idk about mad
Man, last time I stood up, it was 11AM and I came back from McDonalds.
I got work to do but nah I'll play some Destiny now.
😕
torre_avenue
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New Slaves getting the IDFWU treatment on its hook, I see.
Yeah, wasn't as good as I expected
Still faster than Kanye
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