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[jiiikoo]

It is the gay ark. I challenge someone to try and top it.

Ham's tax payer money that went towards its $102 million* costs clearly have now been for a good cause. To celebrate the LGBT community with the gayest ark mankind will ever see! We gotta jam with the Ham and realize his brilliant ploy. He's played his flock like a fiddle.

*Yes that is how much it cost, and yes, a large chunk of taxpayer money was used.

I just hope the ark is seaworthy and he would travel all around the planet, going to every port and spreading the joy.

 

[Boylamite]

https://youtu.be/Sc859Go0VNU
I don't know how to Internet apparently. Shitty clip cut off too soon. Oh well.

 

[Audioboxer]

I just hope the ark is seaworthy and he would travel all around the planet, going to every port and spreading the joy.

Well I am sure Ham is a great fan of the seaman!

I also hope if you spend 102 million on an ark, it has to be seaworthy! I mean, isn't it for the next flood?

 

[Razmos]

So uh, before God created the rainbow for Noah, did sunsets work? Same physics.

For them to consider that they have to admit that science is real, and that's an affront to religious thinking.

 

[jiiikoo]

Well I am sure Ham is a great fan of the seaman!

I also hope if you spend 102 million on an ark, it has to be seaworthy! I mean, isn't it for the next flood?

You just put a big smile on my face with the seamen, everything after that was just topping!

 

[Audioboxer]

You just put a big smile on my face with the seamen, everything after that was just topping!

To be fair Mr Ham is the gift that keeps on giving here. His attempt at "smart bigotry" has backfired so badly it's almost as if he is actually trolling his own community. To be so messed up in the head as to think lighting up your ark like a rainbow is going to be seen as anything other than showing respect towards the LGBT community in today's climate is 'lol'.

Sure he's put out his bigoted press statement, but the image of the ark is as said a hundred times in here now, simply fabulous.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Ken Ham and Ken Bone need to form a tag team.

 

[jiiikoo]

To be fair Mr Ham is the gift that keeps on giving here. His attempt at "smart bigotry" has backfired so badly it's almost as if he is actually trolling his own community. To be so messed up in the head as to think lighting up your ark like a rainbow is going to be seen as anything other than showing respect towards the LGBT community in today's climate is lol.

This is so true.

 

[shiftplusone]

To be fair Mr Ham is the gift that keeps on giving here. His attempt at "smart bigotry" has backfired so badly it's almost as if he is actually trolling his own community. To be so messed up in the head as to think lighting up your ark like a rainbow is going to be seen as anything other than showing respect towards the LGBT community in today's climate is 'lol'.

Sure he's put out his bigoted press statement, but the image of the ark is as said a hundred times in here now, simply fabulous.

i read the article and i think "what a shithead" but I look at that fuckin gay boat and I'm just so happy

Ken Ham and Ken Bone need to form a tag team.

the old boneham

 

[Darryl M R]

That is the gayest ark I have ever seen.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

But the rainbow itself wasn’t designed to be a symbol of freedom, love, pride

This seems like it ought to have been the "Are we the baddies?" moment for him.

 

[wildfire]

Ken has had enough of the #WarOnRainbows

Don't mind he wants to invite talk about it's symbolism in Christianity though he's getting too defensive and weird over seeing a need for taking it back from the LGBQ movement.

 

[_Ryo_]

That's a pretty gay ark, I'd say. I love it.

 

[Keasar]

Here we can see the crew hard at work:

 

[jiiikoo]

Here we can see the crew hard at work:

They're obviously luring the animals in!

 

[jstripes]

So uh, before God created the rainbow for Noah, did sunsets work? Same physics.

Science isn't their strongest area.

 

[Man Called Aerodynamics]

How dare they take this symbol of God and pervert it into a symbol of... freedom and love. Scandalous.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Here we can see the crew hard at work:

Hot
Ass
Men

 

[Lonewolf_92]

The story of Lot, which is the one with Sodom and Gomorrah that's often cited by evangelicals to explain why god hates gays, includes a passage wherein his daughters get him drunk so they can fuck him and conceive children.

There's a lot of cherry-picking that happens when looking for "morals" in Biblical stories.

Hell, that same story has Lot, the Righteous Man that he was, the only one worthy of saving from those two cities (you know, cities that would certainly have children and babies), offer his daughters to the gathered rape gang to rape instead of the visiting Angels.

 

[Audioboxer]

Hot
Ass
Men

If Mr Hot Ass Men believes in God, then God is doing some trolling to him for his nonsense.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Science isn't their strongest area.

what the fuck, that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while

 

[Audioboxer]

what the fuck, that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while

This is also a pretty damn dumb thing, starring Mr HotAssMen himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yQEG7mlTU

 

[Professor Beef]

Almost, but not quite. You should've went with "Bears."

oh i'm sure they were bare too

 

[MisterNugNug]

Is it weird that I want to take a road trip to the Ark? When people talk about travel that usually mean traveling the world, Europe or Asia etc. But there's so much of the U.S. to explore and I'm curious I want to see the Ark in person with my camera...It has to be hilarious in person.

 

[Audioboxer]

Is it weird that I want to take a road trip to the Ark? When people talk about travel that usually mean traveling the world, Europe or Asia etc. But there's so much of the U.S. to explore and I'm curious I want to see the Ark in person with my camera...It has to be hilarious in person.

I'm sure it's actually insanely awesome craftsmanship.

Ironically it makes a mockery of believing the original story of how quickly Noah and crew apparently built an arc of the same size if not bigger and fit all the animals in it...

It took us £105m in 2015 to do it and took a while to build.

 

[Kai Dracon]

what the fuck, that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while

This is also a pretty damn dumb thing, starring Mr HotAssMen himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yQEG7mlTU

America is particularly good at promoting a very childlike version of religion, teaching believers the world around them is little more than a pop-up book for a parent-like God that is holding their hands at all times. Leading them innocently through a world that has no need of understanding beyond feeling assured the parent will keep them safe.

It is why people like Ken Ham seem like genius scholars to such people. Their ordinary level of thinking about how the world works is comparable to a six year old.

 

[Verelios]

Wow, taste the desperation

 

[Zelias]

If only all the enemies of LGBT rights could be this comically inept.

Pretty nice ark though. Love the colours!

 

[Lonewulfeus]

So uh, before God created the rainbow for Noah, did sunsets work? Same physics.

Uh duh he flooded the whole world too! I mean all the water that is or will ever be on this planet is already here but ya know waterworld for 40 days

 

[AmaterasuOkami076]

He's got a point. You gay folk should've asked the Christians' permission first before stealing the rainbow to represent your current movement. Can't you give it back and use something else?

 

[Ishan]

Getting a lot of mixed messages here Ken

Lol this haha

 

[Professor Beef]

This whole thing reminds me of when Homer got mad that gay people took the word "queer" from the straights.

 

[Imperfected]

He's got a point. You gay folk should've asked the Christians' permission first before stealing the rainbow to represent your current movement. Can't you give it back and use something else?

Gays have been pariahs for a long time. Maybe they can use some kind of symbol associated with a legendary pariah, like some kind of ancient torture device such a person was forced to bear by the misanthropic masses?

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

God it's so hard to even read this kind of crazy gobblygook...

like.. Rainbows were made by god as a fist bump to humanity/pinky promise that he's not gonna destroy all flesh again?

It's light and water you sick and twisted fairy tale believing dumbass...

As i get on in years I wonder how these people exist. How they grow up, live in the real world, deal with real shit day in and day out and then turn right around and talk literal crazy person talk and the whole world is just like "well yea it's religion you gotta just be ok with it ya know?"

These whackos are so scary to me. Also I'd swipe right on that building fo sho...

 

[Darksol]

Gay people should treat this as a tourist destination. Make out out in front of the rainbow ark and share on personal media how happy you are Ken Ham finally supports gay marriage.

 

[Wag]

 

[Professor Beef]

Gay people should treat this as a tourist destination. Make out out in front of the rainbow ark and share on personal media how happy you are Ken Ham finally supports gay marriage.

A gay Mecca? Sounds fun!

 

[Audioboxer]

Gay people should treat this as a tourist destination. Make out out in front of the rainbow ark and share on personal media how happy you are Ken Ham finally supports gay marriage.

Amazing idea. Someone please do this. You'll probably get a shit ton of reddit karma as well. Not that that really matters, but just saying you'll go viral.

 

[Caelus]

Gross, white Jesus.