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[Rentahamster]

And to think people used to worship this man.

I have one more reason to worship him even more now

 

[Hookshot]

I have one more reason to worship him even more now

You can fight Geoff for the air conditioner's filter.

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

Ego finally found a way out.

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[Arsic]

Based.

 

[consoul]

A Kojima Production

WHAT A SMELLLLL

 

[Spukc]

Kojima san

 

[consoul]

Psycho Mantis (in gasmask):
"It's useless. I told you"

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[PatientGamer]

He really kept us waiting

You forgot to add the "huh?" at the end

 

[Griffon]

Literally smelled his own fart at the VGAs.

 

[Shifty1897]

Kojima flys in, grabs In N Out, shows up to game awards, farts, leaves.

It's okay Kojima, animal fries get us all in the end.

 

[skyfinch]

His farts are long and boring.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Ridicululzz]

Continues to revolutionize the industry with his every move.

 

[gtabro]

A Hideo Kojima Fart

Yes, A Hideo Kojima Fart. I guess the guy you quoted wasn’t clear when he wrote “A Hideo Kojima Fart” so I am writing it again for your clarity, no need to thank me, I’m just a chill guy like that (A Hideo Kojima Fart).

 

[Hawk The Slayer]

Not a fan of him unless he gives us Metal Gear Solid 6 with some interesting cool setting and bosses like Metal Gear 2 and 3 again.

 

[Kamina]

He gave you solid, he gave you liquid, and now he has given you gas.

Gaseous Snake

 

[Deerock71]

He can't control his urge to smell his own fart.

 

[Gamerguy84]

He can't control his urge to smell his own fart.

No one can.

This legend has brought disgrace and dishonor.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Somehow, some way, his genius will effectively formulate this into an innovative evolutionary gameplay mechanic.

 

[CLW]

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[Jinzo Prime]

He looks 30 but he is really what 60 something? Old man farts is common lol

You think that's what 30 year olds look like? Jusus, I guess I don't need moisturizer anymore

 

[hyperbertha]

A man of unparalleled fartistic talent. A true farteur.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

You moaned about his cut scenes, so now he gives you Butt scenes.

 

[ahtlas7]

Surprised the stage wasn’t rushed by the audience to take it in.

 

[Pejo]

Kojima's biggest release™

 

[Hydroxy]

I'm sure it was intentional, it will tie into Death Stranding 2 plot in some way.

 

[SHA]

Now people have different perceptions about Kojima.

 

[SHA]

Ego finally found a way out.

Where there is smoke, there is fire.

 

[TGO]

 

[The Pleasure]

His farts are long and boring.

It's hard holding it in when you deliver packages for a living.

 

[SkylineRKR]

Not trying to kill the dream, but..



same sound sadly, with the woman. sounds like audio jack tbh.

 

[V1LÆM]

proof that he just needs to fart and people go crazy over him. he's way overrated and hasn't made a good game. he wishes he could be a movie director so much.

 

[missiles]

MGS - My Guts Stink

 

[Solarstrike]

Spoiler: [Bridges Customer Support Help Line]

 

[rofif]

Why kojima needs a translation ?!
He makes USA cantered games with USA actors and so on for decades now. 100% he must know English. So why

 

[Boglin]

Not trying to kill the dream, but..



same sound sadly, with the woman. sounds like audio jack tbh.

I'm fairly certain those in attendance were given complimentary bowls of chili.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Impotaku]

Hideous Kojima

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[Three]

Primal Rage brings back memories

 

[GrayChild]

I'm sure there's a reason why he did that somewhere deep in the lore of DS. Everything Kojima does has a deep meaning.

 

[peish]

nobody cares about TGA until Kojima farted. It has now received 100k likes

 

[Calico345]

Does Kojima direct his own farts?

Hideo Kojima presents

A Flatulence by Hideo Kojima

Soil tilled by Hideo Kojima

Seeds planted by Hideo Kojima

Crops harvested by Hideo Kojima

Meal prepared, cooked, and eaten by Hideo Kojima

An expelled gaseous note by Hideo Kojima

Pleasantly pungent odor of arrogance by Hideo Kojima

Thank you for smelling A Flatulence by Hideo Kojima

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

nobody cares about TGA until Kojima farted. It has now received 100k likes

His fart has a better like/dislike ratio than the Intergalactic trailer

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Brap!

 

[NeoGiffer]

Did Christoph Nolan direct this because I can't hear sh!t?