Kotaku (pre) reviews Death Stranding

Fuck games. Fuck gaming culture. Fuck this annoying guy. I'm quitting games and instead gonna focus on skateboarding and smoking crack. I'm done. Fuck this.
 
I thought I was coming to see discussion of Tim Rogers self deprecating video about being a superfan of an auteur who thinks every good game should have a few diarrhea jokes but I'm glad we've arrived at the more important topic that Neogaf.com is superior because it has none of the drive by hate and guilt by association that ruined that other site
 
Asking me to tell you what Death Stranding is 'about,' is like asking Morpheus to tell you what the Matrix is.

A pretentious preview (using first person in an article, lol) for a pretentious game.

Good think that I don't read reviews nor read Kotaku.

And not everyone likes USA movies.
 
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