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[karasu]

This movie is so stupid funny. There are so many great, but dumb, lines.They were delivered perfectly.




Master Woe: Uggggggggh, water... everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling! A WHALE!

Ling: But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: He wasn't at the restaraunt, do you know where he is?
Ling: No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: Look Ling, those curly qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!
Ling: you'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?
[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly swearing]
Chosen one: [calmly] I implore you to reconsider.
Ling: Hmmmmm, OK.

Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, making me the victor

Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

 

[way more]

Bow Finger is better

Classic, one of the best comedies of the 90's.

 

[Outlaw]

"How'd you like that! Face to foot style"

"I'm sure which ever planet you're from that's impressive but your weakest link is...this is earth."

"Oh yeah!!....Try my NUTS TO YOUR FISTS STYLE!!"


Another vote here

 

[Firest0rm]

The whole series, except for that stupid one without Peter Sellers. It was with some idiot that can't act. The new one won't be that funny, it never will. No one can replace Peter .

 

[Mason]

You guys quoting the movie are completely butchering the lines. Maybe you should go back and watch it again or something.

But yeah, Kung Pow is hilarious. When I saw it in the theater, I thought it was a complete waste of time, but by the time it came out on DVD, I had some strange desire to see it again. I did, and I loved it. I probably watch it once every month or two now.

 

[Error Macro]

As good as that is, this is even better:

Elke Sommer, OMG HOT

 

[J2 Cool]

i fell asleep 15 minutes in and woke up with the credits. I wasnt trying to act cool falling sleep... and i laughed my ass off at Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas today.. what do you call my condition?

 

[Leon]

Tired, then stoned?

 

[J2 Cool]

Tired, then stoned?

only for Fear and Loathing.. hmm, maybe thats why it was funny

 

[The Black Gelding]

The part when Betty takes the blows from his minions was damn near perfect. Every shot to the nuts was emphasized. When the Chosen One did it was pants shitting funny. I swear, after the first blow I couldn't stop laughing. I cried. Such a beautiful movie.

 

[karasu]

 

[FortNinety]

woody allen did that idea a lot better

Amen to that.

 

[carbonbased]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS.

 

[Mason]

woody allen did that idea a lot better

I love how there's always someone who has to drop that in during every discussion of Kung Pow, I guess to prove their vast knowledge of films over ten years old. They're not even the same thing.

 

[Maxwell House]

Your sense of humor blows. Both Kung Pao and Harold and Kumar are just horrible, and completely not funny.

Best comedy ever is still Office Space.

 

[DrLazy]

Office Space is my all time favorite as well. Harold and Kumar is really hilarious.

Kung Pao is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. No jokes, just an extended version of Most Extreme Elination without the funny comentators. Real old Kung Fu movies offer a better laugh. Man that movie is bad.