Oh yeah, that was the other thing...there's more yelping than drowning sack of puppies.kiryogi said:Yeah... on the asian bit that is. It's extremely grating on the ears, and even worse to see them crying. But I think it's what the folks over there like :/ However, every once in awhile there is actually one that's decent. Extremely rare tho
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:lol exactlyRorschach said:
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I hate how porn is geared towards guys. I mean, I understand that guys make up 99.9% of the porn market, but it would be really nice to see something targeted at a female demograph for a change. All I really want from porn is to see more of a focus around the guy instead of the girl, since I get off to what the guy is doing. I've actually degenerated to where I download gay porn for this reason.
I hate how most Asian porn I download these days is some Asian girl getting screwed by a white or black guy. The only reason I even download this stuff is to see the Asian guy, but now they're avoiding Asian guys as much as possible in porn. The only exception are sites like jp18.com and a few others.
I hate how in Asian porn the girls make so much damn noise like they're about to die or something. I mean, you'd think with all the whipping and bondage and other shit that goes on in some of the stuff you download, that eventually the guy would slap up one of these bitches so she would shut the hell up.
I think that's about it for my rantings on porn... I can't really think of anything else.
I hate how most Asian porn I download these days is some Asian girl getting screwed by a white or black guy. The only reason I even download this stuff is to see the Asian guy, but now they're avoiding Asian guys as much as possible in porn. The only exception are sites like jp18.com and a few others.
I hate how in Asian porn the girls make so much damn noise like they're about to die or something. I mean, you'd think with all the whipping and bondage and other shit that goes on in some of the stuff you download, that eventually the guy would slap up one of these bitches so she would shut the hell up.
I think that's about it for my rantings on porn... I can't really think of anything else.
i think it has to do with the fact that the woman is playing a modified* role of a woman being raped. She's not supposed to be liking it. i've seen a couple of outtake vids from some of those "rape" vids and the women go from looking uncomfortable to laughing. It's an act.Rorschach said:
* "Modified" in the sense that if they were really playing the role of a woman being raped, they'd be crying, screaming, and more spastic. i doubt realistic rape porn would really sell, or at least i hope it wouldn't.
Rape fantasies among women are actually more common than some might think. It's really just an issue of getting off to submitting control/power. i don't really like the word rape in this context, because very seldom is the actual act as extreme as the real thing.
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Mr Gump said:
I've seen some big dickpenis in Asian porn just the same. I don't really like the idea of seeing 8-inch prosthetic cocks in porn anyways. Personally, I don't really find the prospect of imagining my cervix getting bruised to be very appealing. :lol
Alyssa Hu$tle
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Do I like porn?
Hell yeah! Its great!
You know, I have never downloaded porn off the net. Well I have, as far as checking out links people have sent me, and I get heaps of pics emailed to me too. Its like forwards, you keep passing them on and they just keep coming. I have a pretty impressive collection. But I have never actually gone looking for it on line. I guess I am a bit old school in that sense, in that I like to physically go to the porn store.
That has its down sides though. There is this porn store near my work that I usually go to, and I used to get chatting to the staff in there and they would order stuff in for me every now and then. I hadnt been there for like 8 months or so when I turn up one day with a work colleague. As soon as we walk in the assistant spots me
Hey, Alyssa, how are you! I havent seen you in a while, but I have a couple of movies hidden away under the counter that I thought you may be interested in!
My colleague turns to me with the most bizarre expression..."I see!
But I do watch it by myself. Or with my husband, but more often than not by myself. I have also on the rare occasion watched porn with a group of friends too, like someone else said the running commentary can be fun!
My favorite female porn star is (was) Alisha Klass (she quit the industry a couple of years agoL ). She is pretty, but certainly not the most beautiful porn star on the planet, she looks more like the girl next door. But the girl next she is definitely not! The reason I like her so much is that you can tell she is really getting off on what she is doing you can see it is not an act. She enjoys her craft and shes having a hell of a lot of fun doing it. Damn shame she stopped. I have a collection of 22 movies with her in them and I bought every one myself. Actually, out of our entire porn collection, by husband has only purchased 2, the rest are all mine.
She stars primarily in the Seymore Butts collection a few years back. I like his movies, there is no cheesy story-line, no dodgy music, just a dude going around the place with his handy-cam, filming him and all his friends (and some they meet on the way) fucking. Seymore is largely into anal as his name would suggest so be warned, but he makes good movies, and hell Id buy anything that has Alisha in it. She is THE woman I find attractive.
My favourite male porn star is Nacho Vidal he is MAD! Both Alisha and Nacho are not that memorable in photos, but in action, OMG! Ladies (and fellas if you are so inclined) I HIGHLY recommend to you this fine fellow he knows how to fuck.
Does it do funny things to our brains involuntarily like it does to a male? Not to the extent it would like a male I would say, but sure it can rock. But I think Cloudwalking said it perfectly, most women prefer to just lie in bed and dream up their own fantasies rather than watch porn we are very very good at this.
Koshiba also mentioned erotic Novels guys, if you have never read one, I suggest you do, just for the experience. Particularly when you have a vivid imagination, they can be hot thats why so many women read them!!
(But sorry girls, I must beg to disagree on one point... blow jobs rock, both on and off screen).
Hell yeah! Its great!
You know, I have never downloaded porn off the net. Well I have, as far as checking out links people have sent me, and I get heaps of pics emailed to me too. Its like forwards, you keep passing them on and they just keep coming. I have a pretty impressive collection. But I have never actually gone looking for it on line. I guess I am a bit old school in that sense, in that I like to physically go to the porn store.
That has its down sides though. There is this porn store near my work that I usually go to, and I used to get chatting to the staff in there and they would order stuff in for me every now and then. I hadnt been there for like 8 months or so when I turn up one day with a work colleague. As soon as we walk in the assistant spots me
Hey, Alyssa, how are you! I havent seen you in a while, but I have a couple of movies hidden away under the counter that I thought you may be interested in!
My colleague turns to me with the most bizarre expression..."I see!
But I do watch it by myself. Or with my husband, but more often than not by myself. I have also on the rare occasion watched porn with a group of friends too, like someone else said the running commentary can be fun!
My favorite female porn star is (was) Alisha Klass (she quit the industry a couple of years agoL ). She is pretty, but certainly not the most beautiful porn star on the planet, she looks more like the girl next door. But the girl next she is definitely not! The reason I like her so much is that you can tell she is really getting off on what she is doing you can see it is not an act. She enjoys her craft and shes having a hell of a lot of fun doing it. Damn shame she stopped. I have a collection of 22 movies with her in them and I bought every one myself. Actually, out of our entire porn collection, by husband has only purchased 2, the rest are all mine.
She stars primarily in the Seymore Butts collection a few years back. I like his movies, there is no cheesy story-line, no dodgy music, just a dude going around the place with his handy-cam, filming him and all his friends (and some they meet on the way) fucking. Seymore is largely into anal as his name would suggest so be warned, but he makes good movies, and hell Id buy anything that has Alisha in it. She is THE woman I find attractive.
My favourite male porn star is Nacho Vidal he is MAD! Both Alisha and Nacho are not that memorable in photos, but in action, OMG! Ladies (and fellas if you are so inclined) I HIGHLY recommend to you this fine fellow he knows how to fuck.
Does it do funny things to our brains involuntarily like it does to a male? Not to the extent it would like a male I would say, but sure it can rock. But I think Cloudwalking said it perfectly, most women prefer to just lie in bed and dream up their own fantasies rather than watch porn we are very very good at this.
Koshiba also mentioned erotic Novels guys, if you have never read one, I suggest you do, just for the experience. Particularly when you have a vivid imagination, they can be hot thats why so many women read them!!
(But sorry girls, I must beg to disagree on one point... blow jobs rock, both on and off screen).
Mama Smurf
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Waychel said:
*steps up*
Looks like a job for me. I knew god had his reasons!
My opinion, obviously, differs greatly from the other girls (who've posted): I don't like porn
I don't watch porn, and never had. I've stumbled upon porn images on the Internet before, but you can't really help that. I cancelled my Showtime package when I found soft-core porn late at night once
I'm sure i'll be thought of as a prude, but IMO, the only guy I want to look at nude is my significant other. Honestly, I have no urge to watch other people having sex. I'm fine with having sex with my fiancee and learning new things as we go, not from having seen it in a video.
Don't get me wrong, I looove sex, I even have orgasms in my sleep (I know, TMI), I just don't like porn
And no, i'm not a conservative or Republican :lol
I don't watch porn, and never had. I've stumbled upon porn images on the Internet before, but you can't really help that. I cancelled my Showtime package when I found soft-core porn late at night once
I'm sure i'll be thought of as a prude, but IMO, the only guy I want to look at nude is my significant other. Honestly, I have no urge to watch other people having sex. I'm fine with having sex with my fiancee and learning new things as we go, not from having seen it in a video.
Don't get me wrong, I looove sex, I even have orgasms in my sleep (I know, TMI), I just don't like porn
And no, i'm not a conservative or Republican :lol
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Be-Ah-Hui said:
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Be-Ah-Hui said:My opinion, obviously, differs greatly from the other girls (who've posted): I don't like porn
I don't watch porn, and never had. I've stumbled upon porn images on the Internet before, but you can't really help that. I cancelled my Showtime package when I found soft-core porn late at night once
I'm sure i'll be thought of as a prude, but IMO, the only guy I want to look at nude is my significant other. Honestly, I have no urge to watch other people having sex. I'm fine with having sex with my fiancee and learning new things as we go, not from having seen it in a video.
Don't get me wrong, I looove sex, I even have orgasms in my sleep (I know, TMI), I just don't like porn
And no, i'm not a conservative or Republican :lol
I know some people are that way, but I don't think I could stand looking only at my significant other for the rest of my life.
I may not be able to touch, but at least let me look!I love the female form so much. Maybe I'm addicted to it, but as I said before, I've been looking at porn for way longer than I've been in a relationship (current one going on 2 years). I just don't think I could ever stop it.
There's obviously plenty I find attractive and appealing in my partner, but my tastes are pretty diverse and there are things she could never do/ways she could never look. You know the old idea that "Everybody is unique and different!" Well, sometimes that's just what you need. Something different. I would still stay loyal to my SO, but I need an outlet of some sort.
Attack You
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Tacky's been a little burned out on porn since he ran that underground porn ring at the age of twelve. There was also a very short time back in '97-ish when I was all over h-manga. Still, though, "burned out" is the best way I can sum up my feelings.
My girl has to keep me in-the-know on her porn intake. Her preferences echo what some others have said here: has to be clean and somewhat sensual. She'll occasionally send h-anime my way. It's humorous to have her push porn on me only to get all "" when I shrug it off. Somewhere along the way, porn became more of an "us" thing for me. I can dig that. Porn's far more effective that way. I've also somehow become ungodly picky about what I like to watch - almost to the point of just shutting out XY porn entirely. That wouldn't hurt much, though, since my girl is probably more forgiving of XX porn. The female body really is more appealing to look at.
I probably couldn't stand to watch porn with a group of guys these days, either. One little machismo remark would kill my horny in an instant.
My girl has to keep me in-the-know on her porn intake. Her preferences echo what some others have said here: has to be clean and somewhat sensual. She'll occasionally send h-anime my way. It's humorous to have her push porn on me only to get all "
" when I shrug it off. Somewhere along the way, porn became more of an "us" thing for me. I can dig that. Porn's far more effective that way. I've also somehow become ungodly picky about what I like to watch - almost to the point of just shutting out XY porn entirely. That wouldn't hurt much, though, since my girl is probably more forgiving of XX porn. The female body really is more appealing to look at.I probably couldn't stand to watch porn with a group of guys these days, either. One little machismo remark would kill my horny in an instant.
IAmtheFMan
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Waychel said:
while, admittedly, we guys watch the most porn and so its going to be geared towards guys, just look at the variety of reponses from the women in this thread. Theres no way even the set of femal gaffers could agree on what they want. Hence, if porn WERE going to be female oriented... what would that even mean?
And I can definitely understand not liking porn. But I would wonder if its just an aversion to porn in general, or if you just haven't seen the right things. I mean I find 99% of porn absolutely disgusting but I like me my porn. I tend to whole avoid stuff with guys in it now since it always degrades down into jack hammering away which I find immensely boring. And, at the same time, in lesbian porn I find one girl drilling a dildo into another to be immensely boring.
My personal preferense is to have two girls togethor where they mostly just use their hands. It can be extremely difficult to find such porn, but when I do damn is it good
I'm a guy but I want more of these movies to have storylines, or at least a small minute long setup to kinda make these people have a 'character'. So much internet porn is sit the girl down "Who are you" "I'm blah blah" "You excited" "Oh yeah" "Alright lets go!"... it's like the porn industry finally stopped trying to convince people they're "actors" anymore.
IAmtheFMan
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LakeEarth said:
A couple years ago, that Trio channel on Digital Cable let Time columnist Joel Stein be executive for the week and program whatever the hell he wanted. One of the shows he featured was "Good Clean Porn" which was a porn movie without any of the sex, and just the story. It was pretty friggin' funny.
Tommie Hu$tle
Member
Erotic lit can be pretty good methinks. For the most part I'm with Slayn as far as my tastes go. I would be a great porn director because I think I could actually make decent porn. I'm turned off by the degrading, jackhammer shit, and the lesbian stuff that uses dildos and all that crap (just bring a dude along). I would love to direct an adult video. I think I could make something both men and women could enjoy.
:lol that reminds me of a script me and my friends wrote called "The worst porn ever", which kept setting up to a sex scene but would do a 180º and be about something else, it was hilarious.IAmtheFMan said:
But it's not that I like the stories, usually they're godawful, but it adds to the experience I guess. Like sure the chick is dressed like a Nurse, but does she act like one :lol
Alyssa Hu$tle
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Actually Tommie Boy, if you dont mind me saying so I have to agree, your technique would certainly be worth putting to film. I think you could direct a very decent porn indeedTommie Hu$tle said:
From someone who knows, writing for porn is actually quite tough. Sometimes scripts are demanded within 48 hours, and you've got to be able to write sex beats, especially if you're doing softcore. Not only that, virtually EVERYTHING has been done in porn already, so trying to come up with something original that allows for sex scenes is hard. And most importantly, you've got to write a cheap movie. It's tough.
LakeEarth said:
There you go. I was waiting to see if i was normal or something. I agree with your post.
I also like foreplay. Most porn movie it's right on to the big job in 2 sec when i want to be aroused by the girl teasing the guy and slowly strip off her clothes and such things.
Most porn is crap and it's boring. I still watch alot but sometime i prefer pictures (even softcore ones). I don't believe people are still happy with this industry, i would be buying movies if they were going somewhere or get more diversity.
radioheadrule83
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I'm not a girl, but guys are in the majority here I imagine, and there seem to be a few giving their opinions:
Story is pointless. It's always really hammy. They're not really portraying situations that could happen... people meet, there's some awful dialogue and then the woman is either really forward and gobbles a cock mid-sentance, or she goes all weak/submissive and just takes it. They might as well not bother imo. I wouldn't be against a well thought out, well acted fantasy... but that's just not gonna happen is it.
I really loathe professionally shot porn and the 'actresses' who star in them. I like the people in my porn movies to look real personally. Seeing some ripped guy with a 13" dong viciously penetrating the already loose ass-crack of some airbrushed starlet with 36DDs is not my idea of entertainment. As for the way they're shot, it makes it even worse. I guess I like film-makers to apply the Dogma '95 principle: no need for fancy lighting or soundtracks. While I'm still on what I hate: how about this trend of comedy either mid-way through the thing or right at the end? Why on Earth would I want to see some guy grimacing at the camera and despite his intentions, not saying anything remotely amusing? Its just pointless. Why would I want to see some girl acting like she's been thrown out of a bus in the middle of nowhere? Fuck that noise.
I'm really into sound. I guess maybe because I've seen a lot of porn, that mere sights just don't do it for me. I like dirty talk, but sometimes even if it's only panting and subtle moaning - if it's got an authentic feel to it, it's awesome.
Not into blow job movies or anal.
I like the truly (seemingly) amateur stuff. The sybian sex toy movies are pretty fucking awesome.
Hooray for porn!
Story is pointless. It's always really hammy. They're not really portraying situations that could happen... people meet, there's some awful dialogue and then the woman is either really forward and gobbles a cock mid-sentance, or she goes all weak/submissive and just takes it. They might as well not bother imo. I wouldn't be against a well thought out, well acted fantasy... but that's just not gonna happen is it.
I really loathe professionally shot porn and the 'actresses' who star in them. I like the people in my porn movies to look real personally. Seeing some ripped guy with a 13" dong viciously penetrating the already loose ass-crack of some airbrushed starlet with 36DDs is not my idea of entertainment. As for the way they're shot, it makes it even worse. I guess I like film-makers to apply the Dogma '95 principle: no need for fancy lighting or soundtracks. While I'm still on what I hate: how about this trend of comedy either mid-way through the thing or right at the end? Why on Earth would I want to see some guy grimacing at the camera and despite his intentions, not saying anything remotely amusing? Its just pointless. Why would I want to see some girl acting like she's been thrown out of a bus in the middle of nowhere? Fuck that noise.
I'm really into sound. I guess maybe because I've seen a lot of porn, that mere sights just don't do it for me. I like dirty talk, but sometimes even if it's only panting and subtle moaning - if it's got an authentic feel to it, it's awesome.
Not into blow job movies or anal.
I like the truly (seemingly) amateur stuff. The sybian sex toy movies are pretty fucking awesome.
Hooray for porn!
There's hentai that doesn't involve rape? Seems like they are always full of yelping screaming girls who, at the least, aren't enjoying it and at the worst don't want it. I didn't think many girls would like hentai, since it seems to be some of the most blatantly violent and misogynistic porn there is.Koshiba said:
radioheadrule83
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So... who's flicking the bean to some rorno as we speak?
FortNinety
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A few things:
1. I'm a guy and I cannot stand watching porn with other guys. Sounds weird maybe, but it all stemmed from college; I went to art school for cartooning, and no body, myself included, had any luck with girls. One night my friends and I are all hanging out in a dorm room watching tv, drinking, and everything's cool. One dude decides to pop in some porn and everyone is excited. At first everyone's hooting and hollering, and it everything seems cool, but then it gets deadly quiet as everyone's focused on the action. I'd have to imagine that they all mentally jerk-off to the tape and it just seemed really disgusting.
2. I also have a hard time watching porn with a guy and a girl. Its only girl on girl for me. I can't stand seeming some guys ass and sack flailing about... a friend tried explaining to me that its supposed to be catardic of something and I just laughed. Than he said I was homophobic.
3. I've noticed that more and more women are getting into porn, which is great and all, but its sorta ruining it for me. I used to be into Suicide Girls, but not it way too arty farty for me, in large part, at least I would like to think, the high number of female subscribers in recent years. Plus and I hate the recent emphasis on tattoo shit.
And yeah, chalk me into the "I could give a rat's ass about story" category. I just want two really cute (not porn star cute, but girl next door cute) in a hotel room. Plus some booze. That's it.
1. I'm a guy and I cannot stand watching porn with other guys. Sounds weird maybe, but it all stemmed from college; I went to art school for cartooning, and no body, myself included, had any luck with girls. One night my friends and I are all hanging out in a dorm room watching tv, drinking, and everything's cool. One dude decides to pop in some porn and everyone is excited. At first everyone's hooting and hollering, and it everything seems cool, but then it gets deadly quiet as everyone's focused on the action. I'd have to imagine that they all mentally jerk-off to the tape and it just seemed really disgusting.
2. I also have a hard time watching porn with a guy and a girl. Its only girl on girl for me. I can't stand seeming some guys ass and sack flailing about... a friend tried explaining to me that its supposed to be catardic of something and I just laughed. Than he said I was homophobic.
3. I've noticed that more and more women are getting into porn, which is great and all, but its sorta ruining it for me. I used to be into Suicide Girls, but not it way too arty farty for me, in large part, at least I would like to think, the high number of female subscribers in recent years. Plus and I hate the recent emphasis on tattoo shit.
And yeah, chalk me into the "I could give a rat's ass about story" category. I just want two really cute (not porn star cute, but girl next door cute) in a hotel room. Plus some booze. That's it.
Alyssa Hu$tle
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Oh, he can write about it too, trust me on this.Willco said:
For you guys that can't stand male-female, google met art, hegre archives and domai. Mostly pics...but damn hot.
I totally agree. When I was 14 my cousin turned some on. When it was over, I was like "um...I've got to go to the bathroom...yeah." I just can't stand sitting there watching it with another guy in the room. I've avoided this kind of situation since.
I totally agree. When I was 14 my cousin turned some on. When it was over, I was like "um...I've got to go to the bathroom...yeah." I just can't stand sitting there watching it with another guy in the room. I've avoided this kind of situation since.
typhonsentra
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Jill Sandwich
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radioheadrule83
Banned
The watching porn with other people thing happened to me the other week...
all of the sane people there, myself included, were too wasted and falling asleep to dissent...
The TV playlist went something like this:
Indian TV channel for about half an hour
GOD TV, GOD TV 2 and various other religious stuff for the next hour
Mind numbing doses of the Wrestling Channel throughout
Some Hulk Hogan movie with people pretending to be Irish in it
...then a porno, out of the blue. Silence.
At least we were laughing at the other shit. There was something haunting about several lads reverently watching a rorno together like that.
all of the sane people there, myself included, were too wasted and falling asleep to dissent...
The TV playlist went something like this:
Indian TV channel for about half an hour
GOD TV, GOD TV 2 and various other religious stuff for the next hour
Mind numbing doses of the Wrestling Channel throughout
Some Hulk Hogan movie with people pretending to be Irish in it
...then a porno, out of the blue. Silence.
At least we were laughing at the other shit. There was something haunting about several lads reverently watching a rorno together like that.
Tommie Hu$tle
Member
aoi tsuki said:i doubt there was any competition, but you're a shoe-in for the "Biggest Cockhanger" category in the 2005 GAF Awards.
Sounds like someone has a bit of the green eyed monster. I can't help it if she feel in love with my mind first, I'm a creative guy when it comes to porn.
Alyssa Hu$tle
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You will have to excuse my ignorance, but please explain to me the term "cockhanger".aoi tsuki said:i doubt there was any competition, but you're a shoe-in for the "Biggest Cockhanger" category in the 2005 GAF Awards.
cloudwalking
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Be-Ah-Hui said:
The same thing happens to me! I thought it was abnormal at first because it's never happened to any of my female friends.
Foreign Jackass
Member
Basically, it means that you're a tease on the Internet. Which, well, is pretty lame. Could be worse, you could be a man posing as a woman.Alyssa DeJour said:
radioheadrule83
Banned
Be-Ah-Hui said:
cloudwalking said:The same thing happens to me! I thought it was abnormal at first because it's never happened to any of my female friends.
Daaaamn. Men (or is it just me?) really suck at sleeping.
Foreign Jackass
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I had an orgasm in my sleep. Nothing really cool, it makes a mess.radioheadrule83 said:
Alyssa Hu$tle
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That's okay. Hell, if you want me to stop flirting with you guys I am happy to.aoi tsuki said:It's a variation of the GAF (?) term clithanger, "a male poster, who continually compliments/flirts with a female poster". Sorry if it's offensive, i meant it as a light joke.
I sincerely hope you boys could come up with something better than that however for an award for me
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