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[Deleted member 4784]

Are you really a girl? :lol

No. I am, in reality, this three-headed Hydra!

RARrArArArarRr

 

[Willco]

Girls on the Internet is the world's greatest myth. It's like the Jewish basketball player.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Are you really a girl? :lol

Date more women.

 

[slayn]

bah, peopel need to stop trying to figure out whose on the other end of a keyboard on a message board. Just do what I do and picture everyone by their avatars.

Waychel is, in fact, a talking pink DS

 

[Boogie]

Date more women.

If only it were that fucking easy.

 

[The Shadow]

I wish people in real life could be this open. If I asked women at work or at school what they thought of porn, I'd get kicked in the nuts.

 

[slayn]

I've tried asking similar such questions in real life and it never goes well. I advise never asking in real life. (At least my nuts are still intact though)

 

[Koshiba]

You guys obviously aren't talking to the right people then! I've always been a really open person so I of course don't have any problem talking about pretty much anything openly. People are usually disturbed by it at first but they get used to it. Plus it seems that these days, females have come a long way and are starting to be alot more open. Like discussing masturbation, sex toys and things like that. I think it's a good thing.

 

[slayn]

Reminds me I have one friend who (and I still can't even type this with a straight face) has a younger sister by maybe 2 years or so and they talk about this stuff all the time.

What they use to masterbate, why, how does it feel. I'm a pretty open individual and hearing about that still pushes my 'weird' boundaries.

Only thing I've ever asked is if sitting on a virbrating washer/dryer would actually 'work' ;P

the answer was no

 

[boutrosinit]

Hentai, eh? Anyone up for some tentacle sex?

And Tera Patrick is the greatest pornstar ever.

LOL! I have her business card! The lead singer of Biohazard is not only CEO of her company, but also her husband.

Also Demi's avatar is the fat loser in Sean of the Dead.

 

[Zaptruder]

I think my favourite type of porn would have to be... squirting porn.

It's just a bit spectacular to watch, but the main reason is its incredibly intense and definetly real orgasm, and most of the ones I've watched, the lady just goes insane, totally loses control when it happens.

I mean, regardless of who the girl is, when she has a squirting orgasm, they're all reduced to these vulnerable, primal state, with waves of pleasure just flooding through their body. Some of them will actually start spasming or lose control of their legs, or both. I guess alot of people might be turned off by the liquid spray... and alot of it goes way beyond what guys would be capable of... but not quite like pissing porn; it actually just all gushes out, very quickly and violently.

And asian porn is really disappointing due to how the girls act... but then I really prefer the way the girls look, so it's a bit irreconcilable. It's weird, because I wouldn't really call it a 'rape simulation' when they're yelping like that... because you watch the foreplay, and they're enjoying it. When it gets into the deed, it's very... well grating on the ears and monotonous as others have described it... although sometimes it (asian porn) can be intresting, with better variety then that.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I think my favourite type of porn would have to be... squirting porn.

It's just a bit spectacular to watch, but the main reason is its incredibly intense and definetly real orgasm, and most of the ones I've watched, the lady just goes insane, totally loses control when it happens.

I mean, regardless of who the girl is, when she has a squirting orgasm, they're all reduced to these vulnerable, primal state, with waves of pleasure just flooding through their body. Some of them will actually start spasming or lose control of their legs, or both. I guess alot of people might be turned off by the liquid spray... and alot of it goes way beyond what guys would be capable of... but not quite like pissing porn; it actually just all gushes out, very quickly and violently.

Thing that concerns me is I don't know what that liquid is.... Frankly I can't see how it's not piss. I've tried googling it before, but you just get stacks of shitty porn hits and no actual info.

 

[itschris]

Thing that concerns me is I don't know what that liquid is.... Frankly I can't see how it's not piss. I've tried googling it before, but you just get stacks of shitty porn hits and no actual info.

Does this help?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

In 2002, Emmanuele Jannini of L'Aquila University in Italy showed one explanation for this phenomenon as well as for the frequent denials of its existence. Skene's gland openings are usually the size of pinholes, and vary in size from one woman to another, to the point where they appear to be missing entirely in some women. If Skene's glands are the cause of female ejaculation, this may explain the observed absence of this phenomenon in many women. Retrograde ejaculation (http://www.doctorg.com/myth_reality1.htm), where the fluid travels up the urethra towards the bladder (observed in 75% of test subjects) could also account for the observed absence. Ejaculation in women seems to be aided or caused by stimulation of the area of the vagina known as the Gräfenberg spot (G-spot).

The content of the ejaculated fluid is either all urine, all ejaculate, or a combination of both.

Studies of the fluid ejaculated through the urethra have shown a different chemical composition than urine although urine may also be present. Glucose, prostatic acid phosphatase, and Prostate Specific Antigen appear in female ejaculate along with lower levels of urea and creatine than found in urine. In some cases, ejaculate was differentiated from urine by the absence of asparagus smell (after eating asparagus) or a dye.

The glands surrounding the female urethra are variously known as the Peraurethral Glands, Periurethral Glands, Skene's Glands, Female Prostate, or Urethral Sponge and are the spongy tissue associated with the Gräfenberg spot. Skene's Glands originally referred to only two of these glands which had openings visible at the mouth of the urethra and the others were designated Peraurethral Glands although the two terms are often used imprecisely to refer to all of the glands.

In addition to fluid from the Peraurethral Glands and urine from the bladder, fluid could be expelled from the vagina due to a sudden reduction in size due to muscle contractions.

 

[demi]

Also Demi's avatar is the fat loser in Sean of the Dead.

You misspelled "messiah"

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

Also Demi's avatar is the fat loser in Sean of the Dead.

That's just relaxed muscle. Also, he was better in Spaced.

 

[Lemurnator]

Porn rox.

 

[robochimp]

I have that exact same toy

 

[Polari]

Porn isn't very sexy, I find.

Prefer the mental thing, not that I've NEVER browsed up porn, I just usually don't find it that appealing.

Oh, and I'm not a lady, but anyway, my 2 cents.

 

[callous]

I can barely stand to watch porn anymore. I don't know what in the hell got this trend going, but it seems like every scene has to involve alot of anus spreading. Like, yeah, I want to see a girl's asshole spread out way wide, that's hot. Add to that the hairy men's asses and some ugly fat guy saying degrading stuff and there's like 10% of a scene left that's actually interesting to me.

Porn used to be better! In the 80s and most of the 90s it was all about the hot girls in exotic surroundings with nice filters on the cameras and such, damn it. Like it's supposed to be!

I'm not a female either, but porn is just so compelling to talk about I couldn't shut up.

 

[siege]

I can barely stand to watch porn anymore. I don't know what in the hell got this trend going, but it seems like every scene has to involve alot of anus spreading. Like, yeah, I want to see a girl's asshole spread out way wide, that's hot. Add to that the hairy men's asses and some ugly fat guy saying degrading stuff and there's like 10% of a scene left that's actually interesting to me.

Porn used to be better! In the 80s and most of the 90s it was all about the hot girls in exotic surroundings with nice filters on the cameras and such, damn it. Like it's supposed to be!

I'm not a female either, but porn is just so compelling to talk about I couldn't shut up.

80's porn is still my favorite. I'm not a big fan of the degrading stuff of today either.

 

[teh_pwn]

What you need is some high class British porn.

"Almost..almost...almost...ah there we are!

Well done."

"You know margaret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now.

Yes, yes we could.

Hm, but let's not."

 

[Deleted member 4784]

The reason that you never hear about this kind of stuff IRL is that nobody talks about it. That's the wonder of the Internet: you can discuss things candidly that you normally would not be at liberty to discuss at all IRL without some (social) discomfort or awkwardness. Unless you find a girl who is a real exception and open/not ashamed to talk about this stuff (like Koshiba or Alyssa), you're just going to get whirred looks. Then again, this is just my opinion/take on it because I know that I would never ever discuss this type of stuff IRL with someone that I wasn't already intimately involved with. As open as guys are, I doubt that all of them are as forthecoming in discussing this stuff offline as they are online as well.

 

[Zaptruder]

The reason that you never hear about this kind of stuff IRL is that nobody talks about it. That's the wonder of the Internet: you can discuss things candidly that you normally would not be at liberty to discuss at all IRL without some (social) discomfort or awkwardness. Unless you find a girl who is a real exception and open/not ashamed to talk about this stuff (like Koshiba or Alyssa), you're just going to get whirred looks. Then again, this is just my opinion/take on it because I know that I would never ever discuss this type of stuff IRL with someone that I wasn't already intimately involved with. As open as guys are, I doubt that all of them are as forthecoming in discussing this stuff offline as they are online as well.

If I didn't have a facade of anonyminity, I wouldn't be comfortable in discussing squirting porn.

Haha.

 

[Incognito]

I dunno, I always tell girls IRL that I watch porn because it's an exceptional educational tool. They laugh. Mission accomplished. I've only watched porn with two girls, though. Both hated it and went through the usual "EWWWW THATS DISGUSTING" motions.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

I like to see the guy's dick in porn. =x Actually, what's whirred is I like seeing a guy getting a hand job more than I like seeing him getting sucked on. I think this is because you see more of the guy's dick in porn when he's getting a handjob than when he's getting head. I also like to see the guy come in porn (that's like my #1 turn on in pr0n), but in half the porn out there involving blow jobs, the girl will spit it out... which just totally grosses me out. I prefer bukkake type stuff over seeing the girl spit. D=

I'm with Waychel... I agree completely, I too like to see the guys dick. But I also like to see his expression if he is really into it... I like it when you can see the guy is really getting off. And of course the money shot... gotta love the money shot, but that's when I really like to see the guy get off... intense facial and verbal expressions are essential. I can't stand a quiet man at that moment.

 

[Baconäger]

I love it when men make loud groans in pornos.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Ahh, porn. I am a male.

The first time I knew females watched porn was when a bunch of friends and I went and checked out basically half the adult section of this nearby video store in college so we could copy and burn them onto DVD-Rs. So we went back to this dorm where a guy had a 42" HDTV and a kickass sound system. We left the doors open so not only could people see it, they could hear it. The first group of people to walk by were girls. It was a Tabitha Stevens, Jill Kelly, and some other girl as the main stars. Jill Kelly was getting screwed in a hot tub when she says:

"OMG, I LOOOOOVE Jill Kelly!"

She walks in and its one our female friends. She had three other friends with her and walked right in. Then we, about six dudes and four girls, watched this movie until the very end (it lasted about an hour and a half). We all laughed at the bad acting, some guy's crooked cock, and the fake orgasming. It was a great time. A couple girls were breathing really heavy so they were obviously getting off to it. Girls that were virgins and quite conservative. After the movie we all left (probably for all guys and girls to rub one out) and it never happened again and was never really brought up again.

A couple guys tried pulling that shit again (open door porno) but nobody was really interested. It was a one time thing.

As for wet dreams, yeah, if the guy doesn't rub one out or get laid, it comes out. When I was a kid and had wet dreams before knowing how to pull the pud, whenever it happened, I had weird hallucinogenic dreams. Really fucked up shit. Then after the dream, I'd wake up and my crotch and boxers covered in jizz. Only happened twice before knowing how to take care of that problem.

As for my porno preferences, one guy, one girl. Girl on girl bores me and orgies don't do anything for me. Blowjobs are better in real life than watching them. They're boring. Even in real life, after a few minutes, they lose their appeal (and same goes for fucking in just one position). Never watched hentai but I wouldn't mind downloading some as long as its not 30 tentacle rape or shit.

 

[anotheriori]

Experiment here's some i can recommend:

most of these can be found fansubbed via BT

Front Innocent (Satoshi Urushihara, nice!)
Wet Summer Days ep 2
Virgin Night
Hi me go to

others:
Beat Angel Escalayer
Lingeries Office
Genmukan
Nurse Me

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

I'll e-mail those titles to myself. Thanks for the suggestions.

 

[Malleymal]

LOL this is a great topic...... great replies... Ladies thanks alot..

 

[FiRez]

Date more women.

yeah, I know
even a female friend would work...

 

[etiolate]

I don't know what to make of this thread. I will say that after reading halfway through I went to get food and I ended up coming home with sushi and tacos.

 

[Rei_Toei]

The reason that you never hear about this kind of stuff IRL is that nobody talks about it. That's the wonder of the Internet: you can discuss things candidly that you normally would not be at liberty to discuss at all IRL without some (social) discomfort or awkwardness. Unless you find a girl who is a real exception and open/not ashamed to talk about this stuff (like Koshiba or Alyssa), you're just going to get whirred looks. Then again, this is just my opinion/take on it because I know that I would never ever discuss this type of stuff IRL with someone that I wasn't already intimately involved with. As open as guys are, I doubt that all of them are as forthecoming in discussing this stuff offline as they are online as well.

Right on. Some of the girls I know are very open about this, others are very shy and obviously don't want to talk about it. Same goes for my (male) friends, although the ratio of guys that talk about it openly seems to be higher. Then again, some girlfriends talk about stuff in a very graphic, detailed way - but only with other girls. I once witnessed this while being totally baked with two girls, and didn't know what I was hearing :lol. Most guys I know are talking with waaaay less detail.

Anyway, regarding the subject, all the girls I know that watch porn, watch it with their boyfriends or after it was introduced by them by their friends. I find a movie like Lucía y el sexo more exciting then inflated Americans boinking eachother near a swimming pool. Ugly guys, Barbie girls and zero variation - boring. I recommended Lucía y el sexo to my ex once, who promptly requested more of this . Then we watched Secretary .

 

[Wendo]

Does this help?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Oh man! That part about the urine is just gross.

 

[Koshiba]

intense facial and verbal expressions are essential. I can't stand a quiet man at that moment.

I agree with you there completely. I like it most when the guy is really getting off. Though even more so when it's by something you're doing yourself, you know? =P

Speaking of hentai I'm kinda partial to Carnelian ( Not sure if I spelt that right, it's late, I need sleep and I'm too lazy to look it up. ) stuff. Like the No Surface Moon / Moonlight Lady hentai. The guy in that is really hot. :x Plus I absolutely LOVE the artstyle. The guys are hot, the girls are hot, it's all good. And I believe the artist is female..? So maybe that's why I like it more? Hmm..

 

[Koshiba]

I find a movie like Lucía y el sexo more exciting then inflated Americans boinking eachother near a swimming pool. Ugly guys, Barbie girls and zero variation - boring. I recommended Lucía y el sexo to my ex once, who promptly requested more of this . Then we watched Secretary .

I agree with the ugly guys, barbie girls and zero variation to be boring. That movie looks rather interesting actually. I may have to check it out sometime.

 

[whytemyke]

What you need is some high class British porn.

"Almost..almost...almost...ah there we are!

Well done."

"You know margaret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now.

Yes, yes we could.

Hm, but let's not."

Haha, they just showed this episode the other night. I laughed my ass off. "But GARRRFIELD doesn't care for NERMEL!"

Anyways, porn is porn. Its really weird... right when I think I've got a style pinned down that I enjoy, something else comes along. Lately, though, it's amateur stuff. But +1 to whoever made the male ass/balls comment. Its like, as much as I love the vag, most of these closeups nowadays are closeups of balls slamming a chicks geech. For some reason I just don't find that attractive.

And yeah, you guys should just ball up and ask girls this shit in real life. Bout half of them will slap you, the other half will entertain your interest. At least that's my experience. And the ones that slap me... meh.. they don't hit that hard anyways. Plus if they're bothered by it, you can always take that for a sign of sexual discomfort, and tell them that if they feel uneasy about anything they see in porn, they can talk to you and you'll work it out of them.

CHICKS DIG IT!





....not.

 

[pollo]

yeah girls equivicate too much when it comes to this shit.
My current girlfriend once caught his ex watching porn when they were going out, and they watched it together for about 10 minutes before the prude turned it off and said "oh youre prolly not into this im sorry"

:lol :lol

sucker

My girlfriend (his girlfriend at the time) was ready to jump the huge bulge in his pants but he was too much of a prude to do anything or to realize she was really off. So my girlfriend excused herself and masturbated in the bathroom

She likes erotica novels too. And I watched a couple of pornos with her. She usually likes the girl on girl stuff...and lately shes been fantasizing about girls =X Shes trying to push me to do a threesome next semester, but Im not sure if I could handle it :lol Freaking small penis

But anyways yea..my gf likes porn, she doesnt find the male part too attractive, but she loves watching two girls go at it.

 

[Great King Bowser]

Damn, I was talking to one of my girl friends from college the other night on MSN about masturbation and pr0n, but it made me uncomfortable. Now you guys make me feel like I missed out. :lol

We did have an interesting conversation though.

 

[karasu]

I don't like porn at all. It's never done anything for me.