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[Alyssa Hu$tle]

The same thing happens to me! I thought it was abnormal at first because it's never happened to any of my female friends.

Oh it will happen to them eventually as they get older. It ROCKS!

 

[LakeEarth]

I think it's better for guys who don't orgasm in their sleep. I am happily one of them, but the only problem is its because my dreams always suck. Anytime I almost have sex something inexplicably happens to totally ruin it, ie people interupting, tornado attack or sudden uncontrollible flying :lol

 

[teh_pwn]

Daaaamn. Men (or is it just me?) really suck at sleeping.

Edit:

Stop masturbating for a few days and notice the mysterious stains on your bedsheets that you don't remember creating..

 

[radioheadrule83]

Stop masturbating and notice the stains on your bedsheets.

Sorry... what??
I don't understand. The sentence structure seems illegible... my mind just can't fathom what the collection of words before me actually means.

Ah well.

*masturbates*

 

[teh_pwn]

Ugh...let's put it this way. If you don't milk it, you're body will when you're sleeping. I'm sure you've noticed that the longer you go without masturbating, the urge to do it rises. Eventually...well just google "wet dreams".

 

[aoi tsuki]

That's okay. Hell, if you want me to stop flirting with you guys I am happy to.

No need for you to go that far, especially in reaction to one post.

 

[Baconäger]

I'm going to stop putting effort into sex and just tell the girl to roll over and go to sleep.

 

[SuperPac]

One thing in porn I will never understand is some people's fascination with shemale pr0n and their shrively shrivels of 'manhood' (due to female hormone-taking and all that). Why not just bust down the walls and watch some gay porn already. To each his/her own I s'pose.

 

[slayn]

whats so great about orgasming while you're asleep... since well... you aren't awake to feel it... or something...

secondly... I guess you could tell if you looked for it... but I would think if you were a woman who orgasms while asleep, it wouldn't be obvious... so how do you know? (unless you go looking for evicdence I guess) =\

I don't orgasm while asleep (that I know of), I would think it would suck at least for guys, but I mean there are times where I'll wake up sweating and that doesn't leave any sort of obvious stain (to me... but I guess I'm a rather unobservant individual). Maybe I just have sheets of a color to hide stains.

 

[cloudwalking]

whats so great about orgasming while you're asleep... since well... you aren't awake to feel it... or something...

Every time it's happened to me, it's been so powerful it wakes me up with a real jolt. Believe me, you feel it all.

 

[slayn]

that... that'd be a mighty interesting way to wake up.


'muh... whats going.... ahhhhh. mhh... back to sleep'

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

No need for you to go that far, especially in reaction to one post.

I'm playing with you kiddo. That was sarcasm

 

[radioheadrule83]

Ugh...let's put it this way. If you don't milk it, you're body will when you're sleeping. I'm sure you've noticed that the longer you go without masturbating, the urge to do it rises. Eventually...well just google "wet dreams".

Spoiler

I did understand really btw. The notion does baffle me though... masturbating rocks. I mean, it's never bad. Why stop? I guess my real point of concern is that I don't have dreams that warrant a spooge fest. This upsets me. I can't even remember my dreams

One thing in porn I will never understand is some people's fascination with shemale pr0n and their shrively shrivels of 'manhood' (due to female hormone-taking and all that). Why not just bust down the walls and watch some gay porn already. To each his/her own I s'pose.

I just think of shemale porn as a bit like goatse. Nobody except a select deviant niche wants to see it. It's presence on the interweb and in real life is a mystery.

I'm going to stop putting effort into sex and just tell the girl to roll over and go to sleep.

Or: you could keep her awake until the point where you can say "I got mine!", laugh, then roll over and goto sleep yourself. Think about it! Awesome.

 

[Minotauro]

I haven't read through the thread but I'm going to say that something isn't pornography unless it offends women.

 

[Baconäger]

Every time it's happened to me, it's been so powerful it wakes me up with a real jolt. Believe me, you feel it all.

I'd be pissed if I had to sleep next to you with all your tossing and turning.

 

[anotheriori]

I guess i'm one of those with a 2D complex, often I prefer hentai over porn, because there is that element of mystery/fantasy/imagination whereas a porn actresses might have an ugly face or imperfections an abstracted female form may be 'perfect'.

Sometimes the premise in hentai are better then american/asian porn. Asian porn is as i've seen more 'technical' no foreplay just down and dirty 1,2,3 done whilest annoying yelping. American porn is 12' penises and GGG cups (or fake breasts) that often falls into 2 categories, non authentic (bad story/bad acting) or realityshow 'whats your name'.
The first is annoying since it breaks up the fantasy/disbelief, and the second has no premise.

imo sound is a big part along with visuals, but often its too acted and often becomes annoying really quickly. dirty talk doesn't work for me either since alot of the times its not authentic.. these are just (bad) actors. I guess what is a turnoff is the things that make it look so FAKE.
For some reason I don't hentai in that reguard, because going in I already accepted that its not real.

heh often times porn is better without the sound.

 

[cloudwalking]

I'd be pissed if I had to sleep next to you with all your tossing and turning.

I don't toss and turn (from what I've been told). It just happens when I am having a really intense dream. Never happened to me when I wasn't dreaming, actually.

 

[demi]

The same thing happens to me! I thought it was abnormal at first because it's never happened to any of my female friends.

We should have a sleepover party.

 

[J2 Cool]

We should have a sleepover party.

stop it action man demi! Learn to share a little

 

[Baconäger]

We should have a sleepover party.

Why hello there.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

while, admittedly, we guys watch the most porn and so its going to be geared towards guys, just look at the variety of reponses from the women in this thread. Theres no way even the set of femal gaffers could agree on what they want. Hence, if porn WERE going to be female oriented... what would that even mean?

And I can definitely understand not liking porn. But I would wonder if its just an aversion to porn in general, or if you just haven't seen the right things. I mean I find 99% of porn absolutely disgusting but I like me my porn. I tend to whole avoid stuff with guys in it now since it always degrades down into jack hammering away which I find immensely boring. And, at the same time, in lesbian porn I find one girl drilling a dildo into another to be immensely boring.

My personal preferense is to have two girls togethor where they mostly just use their hands. It can be extremely difficult to find such porn, but when I do damn is it good

Although this is true, couldn't the same be said about porn as it is now (being geared towards guys)? There have been more male than female opinions offered in the course of this thread and very few seem to agree on much of anything just the same. I don't think that it is just a case of "different strokes for different folks" (no pun intended... LOL), but also of mood. I'm not going to go into detail about all the stuff I watch here, but I know that the type of porn I watch varies depending on what I'm in the mood for at the time.

I don't think that creating porn appealing to women would be that hard. All you would need to do is give as much focus to the guy as to the girl. That alone would probably making most porn out there far more appealing to the women who watch it. Type/genre are a whole other issue entirely, though.

 

[slayn]

I need better dreams

most of my dreams involve video games >_<

 

[border]

There are places that create pornography for women and couples. Some of the 80's female porn stars have started companies for this purpose. You probably won't find that sort of thing on the web though.

 

[slayn]

Although this is true, couldn't the same be said about porn as it is now (being geared towards guys)? There have been more male than female opinions offered in the course of this thread and very few seem to agree on much of anything just the same. I don't think that it is just a case of "different strokes for different folks" (no pun intended... LOL), but also of mood. I'm not going to go into detail about all the stuff I watch here, but I know that the type of porn I watch varies depending on what I'm in the mood for at the time.

I don't think that creating porn appealing to women would be that hard. All you would need to do is give as much focus to the guy as to the girl. That alone would probably making most porn out there far more appealing to the women who watch it. Type/genre are a whole other issue entirely, though.

I guess I just don't notice the focus as much as you do in guy/girl porn. In softcore cinemax stuff, definitely. But most of the 'hardcore' stright stuff I've seen just involves centering the two of them in the camera and letting them go at it. There really isn't a focus except when it zooms in at which point its kinda hard to focus on one but not the other.

I guess I just don't understand what you want and am trying to understand (general curiousity). With exceptions of course, Blow Jobs don't seem to be popular. Hence, I would assume that you aren't terribly interested in the camera focusing on the guy's dick. And, as has been discussed, there is entirely too much man-ass in porn as it is. What is it you want to see then? His face?

 

[Koshiba]

There's hentai that doesn't involve rape? Seems like they are always full of yelping screaming girls who, at the least, aren't enjoying it and at the worst don't want it. I didn't think many girls would like hentai, since it seems to be some of the most blatantly violent and misogynistic porn there is.

Some of the hentai games have some pretty interesting story imo, though most are all in japanese. And I've seen plenty of hentai where the female does seem to be enjoying it. Lol. Funny thing is, pretty much all my female friends love hentai and most of them hate RL porn.

My best friend isn't really into anime or anything like that but one time we sat down with popcorn and watched some hentai. After that, she became more obsessed with hentai than I am. I'd have her calling me up all the time asking for which hentai to download, where to download them, etc.

 

[Koshiba]

I guess I just don't understand what you want and am trying to understand (general curiousity). With exceptions of course, Blow Jobs don't seem to be popular. Hence, I would assume that you aren't terribly interested in the camera focusing on the guy's dick. And, as has been discussed, there is entirely too much man-ass in porn as it is. What is it you want to see then? His face?

As for me, when it comes to males.. What gets me off is watching their facial expressions and stuff. It's just more of a turn on to see how much the guy is enjoying himself I guess. I seem to have more of a thing for watching guys masturbate and it focusing mainly on their face. Lol. And of course hearing breathing / etc also adds to it for me.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I like porn, but only if it's one girl and one guy, or girl on girl. I'm not interested in the group sex stuff at all. Also, nothing real violent and fucked up, weird fetishes are not my thing. Just run of the mill sex is good enough for me.

I skip over any parts with blowjobs... It's just boring for me. I'm sure you can understand why. Watching anal doesn't thrill me too much either, maybe one day if I try it and like it my tune will change.

As for gay porn, I have never gone looking for it, stumbled across it once, and was grossed out. So that's that.

Honestly I prefer to just lie in bed and dream up my own fantasies rather than watch porn, and I bet most girls would agree with that. I'll look for porn on the internet, but rarely. I have to be in the right mood for it. Or just really, really bored. I don't purchase porn -- well, I can't anyway.

But, yeah, porn is all good with me. And like Koshiba said it's really fucking late or I'd probably have more to say.

I assume you mean MALE gay porn?

 

[cloudwalking]

I assume you mean MALE gay porn?

Yeah, sorry, I guess I just expected people to infer that.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I assume you mean MALE gay porn?

i assumed "gay male" was rhetorical, but i could be wrong. :/

 

[GhaleonEB]

My opinion, obviously, differs greatly from the other girls (who've posted): I don't like porn

I don't watch porn, and never had. I've stumbled upon porn images on the Internet before, but you can't really help that. I cancelled my Showtime package when I found soft-core porn late at night once

I'm sure i'll be thought of as a prude, but IMO, the only guy I want to look at nude is my significant other. Honestly, I have no urge to watch other people having sex. I'm fine with having sex with my fiancee and learning new things as we go, not from having seen it in a video.

Don't get me wrong, I looove sex, I even have orgasms in my sleep (I know, TMI), I just don't like porn

And no, i'm not a conservative or Republican :lol

Ditto. I'm a pretty liberal person, but my other (wife) is all I need, or want.

 

[Amakusa]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY FEMALES DON'T LIKE PORN, ASK A GUY WHO WORKED IN A PORNO STORE.... ME!

ITS NOT THAT GIRLS DON'T LIKE PORN, EVERYONE LIKES SEEING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND DO THINGS THEY WOULD NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THEMSELFS. BUT.... WHEN IT COMES TO PORN GUYS JUST WANT TO SEE A GOOD FUCKING, PICK A HOLE POP IT IN AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. FEMALES WANT TO SEE MORE, THEY WANT A STORYLINE, SOMETHING WITH MUSIC, SOFTER, ALMOST LIKE AN ART FORM. FOR THE FEMALES HERE, I WANT YOU ALL TO DOWNLOAD OR BUY SOME ANDREW BLAKE FILMS, THEY'RE MADE FOR WOMEN AND MEN AND WATCH TOGETHER. WHILE THE WOMEN WOULD SAY "WOW... THAT MUSICAL SCORE WAS WONDER" ... THE MEN WOULD SAY "YEAH AND SHE HAD SOME BIG OLD TITTIES." EVERYONE GETS SOMETHING THEY LIKE WHILE WATCHING ANDREW BLAKE FILMS, BEAUTIFUL GIRL, GOOD MUSIC, GREAT ART STYLE OF FILMING, HIS STUFF ISN'T JUST JUMP ON IT AND FUCK. HERE'S AFEW TITLES. CLOSE-UP, THE VILLA, NAKED DIVA, HARD EDGE, GIRLFRIENDS, DOLLHOUSE AND ADRIANA. HE HAS MANY MANY MORE BUT THOSE ARE THE ONES I'D LIKE FOR YOU GIRLS TO WATCH.

MY 2-CENTS

 

[cloudwalking]

is your caps lock key broken?

 

[border]

HOLY SHIT THE OFF TOPIC FORUM JUST TURNED INTO THE GAMEFAQS FORUM.

 

[Dilbert]

is your caps lock key broken?

I'm actually picturing him shouting what he just posted out loud...as he uses the computer in the local library to browse GAF.

 

[Willco]

YOUR IDEAS INTRIGUE ME AND I'D LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER!

 

[Dilbert]

COCKY AND RUNNY!

 

[Amakusa]

is your caps lock key broken?

Nope, just needed to stand out because it's worth reading. If I type in all caps... it's really worth. Women would come up to me at my old job and ask me all the time "I need some type of porn that a women like, we're not looking for nasty porn with no store and bad actting. We want something good, I'll show them Andrew Blake, they'll call or return afew days later asking for more. AD rocks

 

[border]

TYPING IN ALL CAPS MAKES PEOPLE LESS LIKELY TO READ WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, AND EVEN LESS LIKELY TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

 

[Willco]

YOUR POST REALLY STOOD OUT YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS AND IT WORKS WELL WITH THE FORUM I THINK I WILL TYPE LIKE THIS FOREVER!

 

[Fifty]

Nope, just needed to stand out because it's worth reading. If I type in all caps... it's really worth.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Amakusa]

YOUR IDEAS INTRIGUE ME AND I'D LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $69.99 AND YOU'LL GET ANDREW BLAKE'S BEST WORK ALONG WITH A BLOW-UP DOLL. THATS 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $69.99 BUY WAIT, IF YOU'RE THE FIRST CALLER WHO'S LAST NAME STARTS WITH Z AND TRACK YOUR FAMILY LINE BACK TO THE STONE AGE, WE'LL THROW IN A FREE BOTTLE OF ANAL LUBE.

 

[siege]

I've gotten my wife to watch a bit of porn with me every now and then. She gets excited by watching it (sans the moneyshot,) but only forces herself to watch it for me. She believes it's immoral and that sex should be something private between two individuals, yada yada.

I always tried to coax her into watching it with me more frequently by using the excuse that it turned her on before, but she suggests that anyone would get excited over watching it (she claims it's more aural than visual for her.) I respect her view and have since stopped trying to get her to watch it.

Personally, I feel it's a great sexual aid for a couple that have been together for awhile and everything in the bedroom isn't as fresh as it once was. However, if your woman isn't into it, there's not much you can do to change her mind.

 

[Amakusa]

YOUR POST REALLY STOOD OUT YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS AND IT WORKS WELL WITH THE FORUM I THINK I WILL TYPE LIKE THIS FOREVER!

YES YES MY CHILDREN! I AM THE CAPS-LOCK KING!!!! I WOULD LOVE THAT AS A TAG :lol

 

[Memles]

I'm a guy but I want more of these movies to have storylines, or at least a small minute long setup to kinda make these people have a 'character'. So much internet porn is sit the girl down "Who are you" "I'm blah blah" "You excited" "Oh yeah" "Alright lets go!"... it's like the porn industry finally stopped trying to convince people they're "actors" anymore.

I have to agree with this completely. I mean, while I'm not expecting brilliance, it's far more exciting and sexual if these people have actual motivations. I mean, a whole lot of movie sex ends up being more...exciting than porn at times, because these characters mean something to the moviegoer. I think there is a place for the "SEX SEX SEX" porn, I do, but is it so hard to expect some semblance of a story other than time travel or vivid dreams?

And, while I'm a guy and all, I'm really not a big fan of the "Let's spend a minute on the chick's ugly face as she moans" shots. If she's hot, sure. I don't mind. But when they're ugly or really not overly attractive, their fake moaning isn't exactly what I'm looking for.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

I guess I just don't notice the focus as much as you do in guy/girl porn. In softcore cinemax stuff, definitely. But most of the 'hardcore' stright stuff I've seen just involves centering the two of them in the camera and letting them go at it. There really isn't a focus except when it zooms in at which point its kinda hard to focus on one but not the other.

I guess I just don't understand what you want and am trying to understand (general curiousity). With exceptions of course, Blow Jobs don't seem to be popular. Hence, I would assume that you aren't terribly interested in the camera focusing on the guy's dick. And, as has been discussed, there is entirely too much man-ass in porn as it is. What is it you want to see then? His face?

I like to see the guy's dick in porn. =x Actually, what's whirred is I like seeing a guy getting a hand job more than I like seeing him getting sucked on. I think this is because you see more of the guy's dick in porn when he's getting a handjob than when he's getting head. I also like to see the guy come in porn (that's like my #1 turn on in pr0n), but in half the porn out there involving blow jobs, the girl will spit it out... which just totally grosses me out. I prefer bukkake type stuff over seeing the girl spit. D=

 

[border]

So are the women here only watching pornography, or are they using it for the purposes it was intended for? =P

 

[FiRez]

I like to see the guy's dick in porn. =x Actually, what's whirred is I like seeing a guy getting a hand job more than I like seeing him getting sucked on. I think this is because you see more of the guy's dick in porn when he's getting a handjob than when he's getting head. I also like to see the guy come in porn (that's like my #1 turn on in pr0n), but in half the porn out there involving blow jobs, the girl will spit it out... which just totally grosses me out. I prefer bukkake type stuff over seeing the girl spit. D=

Are you really a girl? :lol

 

[slayn]

using it for the purposes it was intended for? =P

one doesn't have to always use porn as a means to an end.

I mean, if I need to jerk off then its a fine aid to get me more interested, but if its done in a tasteful enough manner, I can just sit back and watch some porn as entertainment without jerking in during nor after.

hentai, espeically. I can just sit down and watch words worth and just enjoy what I'm watching.

 

[Koshiba]

Amakusa, I'm sorry but I couldn't read your post. It hurts my head to try and read stuff in all caps. =x Sure it stands out but it's not very readable. It's like yelling at someone, if you're yelling, the person is less likely to listen to what you say.

 

[Koshiba]

Alot of times I just watch it for entertainment. I don't really masturbate while I'm watching it. If anything, I just use it to get my imagination going.