LadyGAF Advises ManGAF

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Since a lot of fellas have entered that other thread asking for advice, general questions, and random silliness (and since that practice is openly discouraged in that other thread). Perhaps it's time for a spinoff.

The demand is there. Obviously a lot of guys want to know what girlfolk look for in a cartoon character. Though I'm sure some others have questions that are more interesting and less hmm, what's the word. Retarded? Anyways I don't want you to feel judged. If you have a question here's the place to ask it. If myself or another member of ladygaf decides to answer then huzzah! This thread worked out!

I'll start out with a copy/paste of something I posted in the other thread. It's a piece of advice I think will serve mangaf well. Especially single mangaf. But ESPECIALLY relationship mangaf.

Dancing. Is there anything else a guy can do to make himself more attractive than:

A: Be willing to dance.
B: Be able to dance.
C: Actually seem like he enjoys dancing, especially with you?

I suggested my boyfriend and I take a dancing class and he was resistant at first. He's not some super machismo guy or anything. He was just the kind of guy who'd rather hang back than get out and have fun. Afraid of looking like an idiot or something. Whatever. Anyway. He was resistant at first but after some minor coaxing I was able to get him to go with me. We've been to a few of them now and guess what? He seems to really enjoy it, he has a knack for it, and I find him all the more incredibly sexy and attractive as a result.

Guys. Because I know you're watching. I don't mean to be crude but knowing how to dance is like a license to print pussy. Heck. Just being WILLING to dance is like a learners permit to print pussy. When you go out somewhere and dancing is involved you would be wise to at least put yourself out there. I've never known a girl to give an old fashioned to a guy for being really good at hanging out at the bar sipping a beer.

If you are a lady and you would like to confirm this statement you may proceed. If you are a man and you have tried this method and it has proven true you are also encouraged to say so.
 
Welp, might as well close that other thread; all the answers to life and women are here in the OP.
 
I'm a terrible dancer :( but if we are talking about slow/close dancing I don't see how anyone can be terrible at that.

I had a female friend ask me do a dance class with her but I didn't want to cause its not part of my major, she was probably hinting at something D: :( bummer
 

Your confidence is seeping through my screen, so much so, that I will have an attempt at the Pussy License and report back.

I'll ask random girls in my class if they want to tango. xD

You sure you're not making this stuff up McGee? I mean, it is happy hour and all. <3
 
I couldn't care one way or another if a guy can dance.

I mean, i'd imagine it would be a perk...but not something I cared so much about that it would be a deciding factor.
 
blame space said:
embarrassing

And I know it must be, since judging from your previous posts this isn't an emotion you feel frequently or easily.

OP was meant as filler. I don't want to talk about dancing. Not unless you want to talk about it. It was just meant as a place for you guys to come in and ask your silly questions and leave the other thread alone.
 
Frank "Trashman" Reynolds said:
Already thought of this. I have a really horrible gag reflex, so pretty sure I would be the worst gay guy ever. Women it is I guess.

Nah, you could still give good head bro. Don't be so down on yourself!

Can LadyGAF advise?
 
whitehawk said:
As long as the right music is playing, I'm down to dance. There is some music I just can't groove to though.

Get into the groove, boy. You've got to prove your love to her.
 
I was planning on joining my university's ballroom dance club to meet some girls and generally learn how to dance. I think this bodes well for me.
 
So, if one liners are corny, and straight up approaching chicks and busting into a conversation is seen as "creepy," whats the best way to begin a conversation with a girl you've never met before? Say theres this hot girl in my discussion class, and I would like to get to know her. How do you bust into that, and not scare her off?
 
I think the thing about dancing with someone is that it shows that you are able to get out of your comfort zone and just have fun and connect with that person mentally and physically on another level. I dance a little but not even close to that real Salsa-like stuff lol.
 
Mordeccai said:
So, if one liners are corny, and straight up approaching chicks and busting into a conversation is seen as "creepy," whats the best way to begin a conversation with a girl you've never met before? Say theres this hot girl in my discussion class, and I would like to get to know her. How do you bust into that, and not scare her off?
I'd like to hear some opinions on this from LadyGAF, too.
 
Apparently my dancing style - a cross of violent seizures and anti rhythmic sexual gyrations - is what attracted my now wife to me. She thought it very funny.
 
Only way you'd get me to dance is if you had a gun pointed at my feet.

I'd bust a groove so fine out of sheer spite and then roundhouse kick all the other participants on the dance floor.
 
Mordeccai said:
So, if one liners are corny, and straight up approaching chicks and busting into a conversation is seen as "creepy," whats the best way to begin a conversation with a girl you've never met before? Say theres this hot girl in my discussion class, and I would like to get to know her. How do you bust into that, and not scare her off?

Just go up and introduce yourself. If you're new to the subject find out if she is too and start a casual discussion about the class.

Discussion class? Sounds like a class where people are supposed to mingle. It shouldn't be too hard to find an excuse to strike up a conversation. Girls aren't like little forest creatures that scare easily and flee at the slightest hint of movement. A girl isn't going to be offended by you just going up and casually talking to her. Some girls exist who think that any guy who talks to them is "creeping" on them. These girls are known as stuck up bitches and it's best to avoid them.
 
I swear if I could master the moon walk...nothing would be able to stop me..

Ducky_McGee said:
Just go up and introduce yourself. If you're new to the subject find out if she is too and start a casual discussion about the class.

Discussion class? Sounds like a class where people are supposed to mingle. I'm sure it shouldn't be too hard to find an excuse to strike up a conversation.

truth, I honestly cannot think of another more logical way other than this. 7 times out of 10 you'll probably hear this line though : "My boyfriend this/that ....." sooner or later lol but you should give your self credit for actually starting a conversation. You might've even met a nice person in the end.
 
I'm not good at dancing and yet every time I went to a club I'd be able to score. I don't go clubbing anymore though because I have a girlfriend and I don't wanna have her worry (and to be honest I'm also tired of going to clubs, noisy, crowded, and it's hard to talk with anyone)


You can't explain that.
 
Revolutionary said:
My girlfriend is a horrifyingly bad dancer and therefore hates dancing. What tips can LadyGAF give her?

Mine would be too embarrassed to dance in public. Feels good man.
 
Well sometimes I just start dancing all by myself in my living room and my Mom and Sister say it's pretty cool. You may be on to something OP.
 
apana said:
Well sometimes I just start dancing all by myself in my living room and my Mom and Sister say it's pretty cool. You may be on to something OP.
You're targeting the wrong people!
 
Mordeccai said:
So, if one liners are corny, and straight up approaching chicks and busting into a conversation is seen as "creepy," whats the best way to begin a conversation with a girl you've never met before? Say theres this hot girl in my discussion class, and I would like to get to know her. How do you bust into that, and not scare her off?
Like what Ducky said, just go and start a casual conversation with her. Either introduce yourself straight-up or make some light-hearted quip about the class or subject first. Relax and have a normal conversation with her, the way you would when you're meeting a guy for the first time.

In a lot of my classes, I kinda wish more guys (or girls, or anybody) would approach me and start a conversation. It's a bit awkward when everybody is sitting silently and glancing at each other with a frightened expression on their faces. Just taaaaaalk, guys.
 
I went to the store the other day and this guy who was checking me out (at the counter) was really light hearted.

Before I left he told me to keep it gangster, and to stop snitching. Coming from a nerdy (but cute) very white guy. I found this to be endearing. He was obviously joking. This is a person I would talk to.
 
I noticed this long ago, but I hate dancing. Somehow, I don't think it would work very well if I was miserable the entire time.
 
Someone break it down to me, WHY is dancing so attractive to a female? I've heard most think there is some correlation between having rhythm and being good in bed and that's why, but I don't think thats the case. So someone 'splain it to me.
 
Ducky_McGee said:
I went to the store the other day and this guy who was checking me out (at the counter) was really light hearted.

Before I left he told me to keep it gangster, and to stop snitching. Coming from a nerdy (but cute) very white guy. I found this to be endearing. He was obviously joking. This is a person I would talk to.

The fuck?
 
Ducky_McGee said:
I went to the store the other day and this guy who was checking me out (at the counter) was really light hearted.

Before I left he told me to keep it gangster, and to stop snitching. Coming from a nerdy (but cute) very white guy. I found this to be endearing. He was obviously joking. This is a person I would talk to.

Ha. That does sound adorable.
I like quirky/witty though.. but not a lot of people can pull it off right.
Some guys try and it's just.. ... sad. Calls for an "aaaaw".

Dancing and looking like you're enjoying yourself is pretty hot. Mega plus points for actually being able to dance. Super plus points if you are witty.
 
Prax said:
Ha. That does sound adorable.
I like quirky/witty though.. but not a lot of people can pull it off right.
Some guys try and it's just.. ... sad. Calls for an "aaaaw".

Dancing and looking like you're enjoying yourself is pretty hot. Mega plus points for actually being able to dance. Super plus points if you are witty.

ARRGGHHHH
 
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