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[shuri]

i feel like the "advisors" in this thread should give some indication of their ages. if you are 19 you care about whether a guy can dance. if you are 28 you care if he is employable.

though i guess its fun to talk about flirting, so i guess you can go back to that vacuous conversation.

I came here to post this.. I expected the thread starter to be 16 years old or something. There is way more many things that make a guy more attractive than dancing skills. Perhaps the OP just saw Footloose and is still on the initial high on Bacon's awesome dancing.

Women are way, WAY WAY more into men who are stable, have self-esteem, have a good job (slackets dont get shit), and have a good sense of humor; and that you have stuff to talk about with outside of work stuff, sports and typical bs.

The sense of humor part is incredibly important.

Also if you do pay REAL attention to her and dont make her feel like just a potential sexhole. bonus skills like dancing are futile

 

[Jburton]

So you made a thread to advise virgins.

And your first bit of advice is to dance.

Hmmmm.

 

[faridmon]

I can't dance as I am injured and the injury will be quite a long term one. Anything else?

 

[Gui_PT]

Dance?

That's what you think will help with the ladies?

How about what I'm supposed to do between leaving the house and actually have a chance to dance with a girl(that would want to dance with me)

The world is a scary place and you haven't helped me at all!

At all! =(

 

[Slavik81]

^ Travel in some way, shape or form to a dance class/club you signed up for.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Curls?

 

[Jburton]

I can't dance as I am injured and the injury will be quite a long term one. Anything else?

Yeah dancing is for the women folk, not us men

Men of old did not dance, and they got their fuck on.


This is a secret attempt by womanGAF to make fools out of us!

 

[faridmon]

This is a secret attempt by womanGAF to make fools out of us!

And I fell for it!
Nice one GirlGAF.

 

[AppleBlade]

I used to not dance as well until senior year of high school. My friends that year just happened to be more outgoing then ever before and it rubbed off on me. I'm here to report that it definitely made a difference with the girls. Whenever I had a night where I was partying, dancing, joking, etc. I always found out the next day that some new girl that was at the party likes me.

For you single guys, I definitely recommend dance classes, particularly Salsa, Merengue, and Bachata and especially if you have a thing for latin girls. Go to the classes, learn how to dance, after you get to know a few people from the group, plan a few nights out to a latin club or a club that has latin night. I mean if you know how to dance Salsa well, you might have girls asking YOU to dance since not to many guys (even latin ones) know how to properly dance Salsa.

 

[Gui_PT]

Yeah dancing is for the women folk, not us men

Men of old did not dance, and they got their fuck on.


This is a secret attempt by womanGAF to make fools out of us!

Yeah btw, I have an advice for girls.

You know what guys like? Needy, possessive girls that always think you're cheating on them.

Srsly, try that.

 

[Jburton]

I used to not dance as well until senior year of high school. My friends that year just happened to be more outgoing then ever before and it rubbed off on me. I'm here to report that it definitely made a difference with the girls. Whenever I had a night where I was partying, dancing, joking, etc. I always found out the next day that some new girl that was at the party likes me.

For you single guys, I definitely recommend dance classes, particularly Salsa, Merengue, and Bachata and especially if you have a thing for latin girls. Go to the classes, learn how to dance, after you get to know a few people from the group, plan a few nights out to a latin club or a club that has latin night. I mean if you know how to dance Salsa well, you might have girls asking YOU to dance since not to many guys (even latin ones) know how to properly dance Salsa.

Latin clubs don't exist in my vicinity.

Dancing = standing out from the crowd and having people take notice in a positive light.

There are other ways to get this attention, dancing as a cure for virginity is crazy

 

[Jburton]

Yeah btw, I have an advice for girls.

You know what guys likes? Needy, possessive girls that always think you're cheating on them.

Srsly, try that.

Lol!

 

[ThanksVision]

This is odd timing. Homecoming is coming up and I know the girl I'm taking will wanna dirty dance, grinding and the like. I"m not much of a dancer, usually I just grab her hips and let em lead. Any tips for this kinda dancing?

 

[ashmountains]

I really don't understand people complaining that nobody strikes up and conversation with them. You do the first step, then.

On the other hand, I don´t like that girls often think I should make first contact and risk getting shot down.

Yeah, I definitely agree with you, and I do initiate a lot of conversations in my classes. I was just doing a bit of complaining because it seems to me that I have to do a ton of conversation-starting in my classes. It's kinda tiring after a while.

 

[Jburton]

This is odd timing. Homecoming is coming up and I know the girl I'm taking will wanna dirty dance, grinding and the like. I"m not much of a dancer, usually I just grab her hips and let em lead. Any tips for this kinda dancing?

Let your hands wander!

...... get in there my son!

 

[Yoshiya]

Yeah btw, I have an advice for girls.

You know what guys like? Needy, possessive girls that always think you're cheating on them.

Srsly, try that.

"I never actually have contact with the opposite gender, but hey, here are some negative stereotypes!"

 

[Jburton]

"I never actually have contact with the opposite gender, but hey, here are some negative stereotypes!"

That is a bit aggressive.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

OP smells like bullshit. I dance all the time, and dance very well according to women, but it never amounts to anything.

 

[Dead Man]

This is odd timing. Homecoming is coming up and I know the girl I'm taking will wanna dirty dance, grinding and the like. I"m not much of a dancer, usually I just grab her hips and let em lead. Any tips for this kinda dancing?

I would suggest grabbing her hips and letting her lead.

 

[Jburton]

OP smells like bullshit. I dance all the time, and dance very well according to women, but it never amounts to anything.

Stop!

 

[Amir0x]

Since I come from a Spanish family, I've pretty much know how to do various Spanish dances to a fairly decent rhythm. That said, I find it hard to actively enjoy doing it. I'm more of a find a nice dark booth, maybe a candle for ambiance, lookin' deep into your eyes like you're the only person that exists or matters and having profound conversation sort of guy. But I will dance if need be. I know how. I just wish my fiancee would stop getting angry when she realizes I'm not having fun. I get anxiety attacks on the dance floor and shit, it's not my fault!

 

[Thunder Monkey]

OP smells like bullshit. I dance all the time, and dance very well according to women, but it never amounts to anything.

Yeah, well I make cute jokes to them on facebook and it never amounts to anything more than carpal tunnel.

 

[Yoshiya]

That is a bit aggressive.

Given what he said I'd say I've made more unfair assessments than that on this board.

 

[Gui_PT]

"I never actually have contact with the opposite gender, but hey, here are some negative stereotypes!"

Now that's just you projecting.

It was a joke btw, too close to home for you though? It's ok, you'll find someone soon.

 

[Alpha-Bromega]

*ManGAF slaps LadyGAF on her booty!*

hahahahaha

 

[Locke_211]

Do some women really prefer oral, if done well?

 

[Jburton]

Do some women really prefer oral, if done well?

Of course they do.

I enjoy giving my lady oral.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Dancing is hella fun. I sometimes get self-conscious about how sweaty I get since I really go at it when I dance.

I've seen this man dance and it is epic.

 

[Moppet13]

In my experience most girls can't ballroom dance very well. But then again I can't anymore either.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I went to the store the other day and this guy who was checking me out (at the counter) was really light hearted.

Before I left he told me to keep it gangster, and to stop snitching. Coming from a nerdy (but cute) very white guy. I found this to be endearing. He was obviously joking. This is a person I would talk to.

I believe you had a random encounter with a hipster wielding +5 charisma enchantments.

 

[computers putin']

It's funny Girl-Gaf said they like it if a guy comes to dance floor and dances like a spaz. I feel that a girl who dances awfully and with no rhythm is a bit of a turn off ( though not a breaking point )

 

[Dr. Malik]

I think it would be easier to just be gay, maybe those guys are onto something.

Yes and no, sex is easy to find, relationships arent

 

[MThanded]

I'm black.

 

[The Incarnation]

It's funny Girl-Gaf said they like it if a guy comes to dance floor and dances like a spaz. I feel that a girl who dances awfully and with no rhythm is a bit of a turn off ( though not a breaking point )

 

[The Incarnation]

I'm black.

Ditto, I refuse to dance though, at least seriously like these youngsters. And any woman in their 30's that wants to do that nightclub thing, I can't take seriously.

 

[Ezalc]

Well this is incredibly creepy. Just the other day I went to a small meet up and I was the only dude that danced to Spanish music with a chick. Now I suck at dancing, but I really enjoy it and I actually want to learn to be at least alright at it. It's fun to keep spinning chicks with fancy moves and whatnot. For the past few days I've been thinking about asking the one I danced with to teach me.

 

[Dali]

I went to the store the other day and this guy who was checking me out (at the counter) was really light hearted.

Before I left he told me to keep it gangster, and to stop snitching. Coming from a nerdy (but cute) very white guy. I found this to be endearing. He was obviously joking. This is a person I would talk to.

I was registering my car the other day. The lady at the counter was making small talk with me while typing away at her computer, punching in the info from the paper work I gave her. She asked me about my car and how I liked it, etc. So finally when she was done with all the initial data entry, she asked me what I wanted on my plate. I came back straight-faced, with a stone cold serious expression, "bigballer91". She immediately busted out laughing. Struggling through her laugh and teary-eyed she began, "first of all, that's too long" then, "second, I don't think it'd be available even if it was within proper length... is there anything else you'd like?" I replied I was really looking forward to bigballer91 and if I couldn't get that then I'd take whatever she was going to give me.

I'm pretty sure our conversation prior to her asking me what I wanted had set in her mind I was not a "bigballer91" type of guy (and she's right). She was chuckling periodically right up to when I left. She called me a character and said I made her day.

I guess what I'm trying to say is just pm me some pics of yourself and we'll see what we can do.

 

[Kinitari]

This dancing thing seems to be accurate. Without sounding like a braggart, I dance pretty good - I went out dancing a week ago or so and I got a LOT of female attention because... well... I got pretty enthusiastic. A bachelorette party used me for part of their 'scavenger hunt', a girl bought me a drink, plenty came up to me and danced with me, but NONE of them asked for my number or anything. I am pretty bad at telling when a girl is interested, but even I realized some were. My friends told me after ward that they were expecting me to ask them for their numbers, and some of them were probably offended or hurt when I didn't, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? I honestly don't know how, in that exact situation (a girl coming up to me to dance, or to buy me a drink and talk with me a bit) - how to ask for a number. I guess I am over thinking it, at that point I am already in and I could probably just say "You should give me your number and maybe we could meet up sometime" and it would be cool - but honestly, it's kind of annoying that a girl can't just ask for my number. Every girl I've been with thus far has made the first move in that sense, but I don't know if that's something I should rely on forever with the mentality a lot of these females have .

You guys want tips on how to break the ice. I gave you one of the best ones. Learn to dance. Make her swoon with your moves if you got the skill or make her laugh at your dance floor pratfalls. You got an in!

If I saw a guy doing the Carlton (tongue in cheek) I would giggle and possibly talk to them.

I hate you. I hate you so much. It's people like you that make me, at every wedding, do the Carlton. Sigh, aw well.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Do you prefer us to wax before an RJ or to just go natural?

 

[Seda]

I don't like to dance nor do I want to learn how. So I guess I'm screwed.

yep

 

[Air]

Dancing.

Dancing is a vertical representation of a horizontal action. As a dude, I have to say this is good advice. If you know how to work your body than girls will love you. As soon as I get some more money I will be taking multiple classes.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Do you prefer us to wax before an RJ or to just go natural?

i remember once, in my porn-desperate early teen years, I found a sex and relationship how-to book from the 70s-80s at the library. It was illustrated (good enough for my needs!), and suggested that women not shave their public hair, especially armpits, as odors and pheromones were held in the hair, adding to the erotic and sensual atmosphere. This was accompanied by a drawing of a man nuzzling a woman's armpit.

I assume this applies as well for hair circling the anus.

 

[Always-honest]

Guys shouldn't dance, period. It looks stupid. even if you "can" dance.

You dance at home, alone. In a club, you stare at girls and drink beer.

 

[warthog]

Dancing. F that. I'll be forever alone, thank you.

 

[spindashing]

I'm black and I can't dance.

Is the world over for me?

 

[Chiave]

Uh... what kind of dancing are we talking here?

 

[Ezalc]

Guys shouldn't dance, period. It looks stupid. even if you "can" dance.

You dance at home, alone. In a club, you stare at girls and drink beer.

So you can't dance and you're jealous of those who can? Got it.

 

[ronito]

Dance?!
OK!!
<learns to ballroom dance>
Now everyone just thinks I'm gay.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

So you made a thread to advise virgins.

And your first bit of advice is to dance.

Hmmmm.

First vertical mambo.

Next, horizontal mambo.

GAFsuccess!

 

[Nix]

I'm black and I can't dance.

Is the world over for me?

Yes. Yes it is. I'm black, and I can only break dance, and do forms of capoeira; mainly because that shit was tight back in the day, and it's just so fun to do.

When I try to dance regularly, because of my said ^^^breaking dancing disposition, I tend to sway alot, and look like a retard. Problem: I can't dance then when I'm in close proximity, and when I do, it's only one or two forms that are basically rising, falling, and spiral spinning. Not exactly fun for me.

I still do it though, because I feel a need to move when I hear my song playing. Based god though? He can suck a dick.