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Lady-GAF, I just wanna know one simple thing. How do you like to be fu...made love to? I want to be able to make every woman feel like a queen.
 
deadmeadow88 said:
quietly.
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Loud is really fun sometimes, but I appreciate this. Too many women who are can't be quiet, even in situations where it's necessary to be. I should probably stop having sex with women on my friends' couches though.
 
Timedog said:
Loud is really fun sometimes, but I appreciate this. Too many women who are can't be quiet, even in situations where it's necessary to be. I should probably stop having sex with women on my friends' couches though.
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You do clean the stains, do you?
 
I'm sorry Chinner, the only way is to not be a duck.

snoopen said:
A girl called me skinny once, I called her fat in retaliation.

Gaf, never call a girl fat.
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What's wrong with being skinny? I prefer skinny guys.
 
Timedog said:
Lady-GAF, I just wanna know one simple thing. How do you like to be fu...made love to? I want to be able to make every woman feel like a queen.
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I've said it before and its applicable again.

Making love is what my girl is doing when I'm fucking the shit out of her.

Also, chicks like to be surprised with a finger in the butthole.
 
Shick Brithouse said:
I've said it before and its applicable again.

Making love is what my girl is doing when I'm fucking the shit out of her.

Also, chicks like to be surprised with a finger in the butthole.
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Hey, thank you member of Lady-GAF for your response to my question, from the feminine perspective.
 
Chiave said:
Sometimes I wonder if girls being attracted to douches is the equivalent of guys being attracted to whores...
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Whores as in actual prostitutes or just women who express their sexuality / can have fun just like men do? Because the latter are great women IMO.
(unless they do it to cover up some personal issues/want to be taken advantage of etc. etc.)
 
i'm pretty self-conscious about dancing, but whenenver i do find myself at a place where some dance moves are taking place, i inevitably end up dancing for the rest of the night. i sorta talk to myself at first saying, "like me, half of these guys out here don't know shit about dancing." and then when I am dancing, the poor saps are the dudes who won't dance.
 
Timedog said:
Lady-GAF, I just wanna know one simple thing. How do you like to be fu...made love to? I want to be able to make every woman feel like a queen.
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hmmm good question.. I think most women like it when a guy wears high heels and lipstick to bed. Try it out!

In all seriousness each girl is different so even if all of lady-gaf told you, you still wouldn't be able to make every woman feel like a queen based off the answers in here. My advice is to just ask the girl what she likes and do it.
 
Shick Brithouse said:
I've said it before and its applicable again.

Making love is what my girl is doing when I'm fucking the shit out of her.

Also, chicks like to be surprised with a finger in the butthole.
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Londa said:
hmmm good question.. I think most women like it when a guy wears high heels and lipstick to bed. Try it out!

In all seriousness each girl is different so even if all of lady-gaf told you, you still wouldn't be able to make every woman feel like a queen based off the answers in here. My advice is to just ask the girl what she likes and do it.
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Oh, I just want to get a few extra ideas in my head, that's all.
 
So earlier in this thread, we established that when a girl says "awww" to a guy, it means "friendzoned." Does this also apply when the roles are reversed, when a guy says "awww" to a girl?
 
cooljeanius said:
So earlier in this thread, we established that when a girl says "awww" to a guy, it means "friendzoned." Does this also apply when the roles are reversed, when a guy says "awww" to a girl?
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When a guy says awwww to me I pretty much just assume he's homosexual and call it a day.
 
Timedog said:
Lady-GAF, I just wanna know one simple thing. How do you like to be fu...made love to? I want to be able to make every woman feel like a queen.
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If we, during the process of making the intimate relations, take your hand from somewhere and put it somewhere else, focus on the area where we put your hand. Don't take it back away and continue doing what you were doing.

Basically if I put your hand on my boobs it means I want you to play with my boobs.
 
Ducky_McGee said:
If we, during the process of making the intimate relations, take your hand from somewhere and put it somewhere else, focus on the area where we put your hand. Don't take it back away and continue doing what you were doing.

Basically if I put your hand on my boobs it means I want you to play with my boobs.
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This, this and this.

Also, necks are for nibbling on.
 
Chiave said:
Question for Lady-Gaf

Is shaking hands taboo or weird? Whenever I meet someone new, I shake their hand. I think that's a good way of telling whether or not a person you meet is going to be worth your time... well, in my case I think it is. Am I wrong and is shaking hands just weird nowadays?
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If a girl extends her hand for a handshake, I usually say 'No handshakes-- hugs or nothing.' Say it clearly, don't mumble, and start the hug before she realizes what's going on. Hug firmly-- no willy-nilly bullshit. Smile the whole time. She'll probably be smiling after. If not, you have every answer you need.
 
knee said:
If a girl extends her hand for a handshake, I usually say 'No handshakes-- hugs or nothing.' Say it clearly, don't mumble, and start the hug before she realizes what's going on. Hug firmly-- no willy-nilly bullshit. Smile the whole time. She'll probably be smiling after. If not, you have every answer you need.
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Wow.
 
knee said:
It actually works way better in practice than in text. Maybe it takes a certain personality to pull it off.

Handshakes are for major purchases and job interviews.
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This is so weird. Where I live everyone shakes hands. When I meet friends of friends at parties we immediately shake hands. I sometimes feel awkward doing this but I know they're about to extend their hand so I do it anyways. I feel more inclined to wave or something but it would be so awkward to leave them hanging.
 
The hugs thing actually sounds interesting. Much more personal than a handshake.

All that dance talk at the beginning... what types of dancing are we supposed to know? Like ballroom dancing or salsa or what?
 
knee said:
If a girl extends her hand for a handshake, I usually say 'No handshakes-- hugs or nothing.' Say it clearly, don't mumble, and start the hug before she realizes what's going on. Hug firmly-- no willy-nilly bullshit. Smile the whole time. She'll probably be smiling after. If not, you have every answer you need.
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Creepy. Invasive of personal space. Etc.
 
Devolution said:
Creepy. Invasive of personal space. Etc.
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That's where looking at her reaction gives you every answer you need. At absolute worst, you've hugged a stranger.

Concerning the dancing, it doesn't matter as long as you're somewhat on beat. If things get grind-y, don't try to grind all night. Finish out the song at most. You don't have to touch a girl to dance with her, but try to make eye contact. If she's looking in every other direction, it's not a good sign.
 
knee said:
That's where looking at her reaction gives you every answer you need. At absolute worst, you've hugged a stranger.
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And possibly earned a slap on the face.

How a girl responds to being hugged by a stranger, or even casual friends, is not an indicator of how she would act in a relationship.
 
Zoe said:
And possibly earned a slap on the face.

How a girl responds to being hugged by a stranger, or even casual friends, is not an indicator of how she would act in a relationship.
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You'd slap a guy for hugging you?

Edit: I'm assuming you're female- please correct me if I am wrong.
 
Zoe said:
And possibly earned a slap on the face.

How a girl responds to being hugged by a stranger, or even casual friends, is not an indicator of how she would act in a relationship.
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Yeah... I'm a pretty open and friendly person, but if some dude hugged me when I wasn't ready for it I'd probably be really creeped out. It just makes me think of all those times when a guy will touch your back or rub your shoulders when you don't really know them that well... *shudder*.
 
knee said:
You'd slap a guy for hugging you?
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Say it clearly, don't mumble, and start the hug before she realizes what's going on.
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Yes.


Fetts_Jets said:
It just makes me think of all those times when a guy will touch your back or rub your shoulders when you don't really know them that well... *shudder*.
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omg, this so much *shudder*
 
Fetts_Jets said:
I've had plenty of guys shake my hand when meeting for the first time. Never got creeped out by it.
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Same here. I wouldn't consider a handshake weird at all.

Edit: Now a bone-crushing handshake to a girl? No. Just, no.
 
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