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Land of the Lost: So uh, did anyone at all see the "summer's first bomb"?

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harSon

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DanielPlainview said:
I snuck into this movie after seeing The Hangover last night. The Hangover was AMAZING, seriously don't let the trailers persuade you from not seeing the movie. It is so good, better than any other Phillips movie.

So Land of the Lost. It was VERY weird. I'm not sure who this movie is marketed towards or who would enjoy it. There are many odd sequences that are hard to watch. With that said, Danny McBride is hilarious and makes the movie barely worth a rent. I would avoid in the theater at all costs considering the wealth of other amazing movies. (The Hangover, The Brothers Bloom, Star Trek, Up, Drag Me to Hell, etc.)

That's definitely going to help them recoup their losts
 

Grizzlyjin

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Oh oh oh. I got a good title for the weekend box office thread. "Land of the Lost Budget..."

Joking aside, it took me a second to remember another bomb Will has been in. This movie completely slipped my mind the first time I read that article.

Bewitchedmovieposter.jpg


Easily the most overly complicated premise in film history.

Looks like Will should just stay far away from tv remakes.
 

Phobophile

A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.
SpeedingUptoStop said:
Never judge an r-rated comedy by it's commercials, friendo.
Actually, you got a point. I think I remember seeing the trailers for 40 Year Old Virgin and they made it look fucking sappy.
 

Solo

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Wouldnt something like T4 be considered a bigger bomb, given its budget + the tracking numbers before release?
 

Decado

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The movie looked awful on so many levels, this can only be a good thing. Hollywood take note! Looks like movie-goers are starting to develop taste.
 
The Experiment said:
in b4 Stranger than Fiction mentions

People shouldn't mention Stranger than Fiction, they should mention Celebrity Jeopardy.

Will Ferrell's whole problem is that he's an amazing, incredible straight man but in every movie they have him be the "funny" guy, which just has him shouting and behaving manically.
 

Sharp

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Solo said:
Wouldnt something like T4 be considered a bigger bomb, given its budget + the tracking numbers before release?
This somehow had a $100m budget and a pretty significant marketing push, plus people are still hoping the overseas market will pull it out, while there's really no hope for Land of the Lost.
 

shintoki

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Solo said:
Wouldnt something like T4 be considered a bigger bomb, given its budget + the tracking numbers before release?
Depends on how you wish to look at it, T4 is probably going end up with 120+ million in just the US. It will also probably have a less than impressive but still solid gross overseas.

Comedies (in general)...Will Ferrell's have done jack overseas for the most part. They rely heavily on the American audience and if it can't find success here, its normally going to be a bomb. Even more so for a 100million dollar one that grossed a bit less than 20million.

And to add insult, The Hangover just pulled in over 40million, massive positive press with movie goers and critics. So Land of the lost probably isn't going have any legs at all.
 
Looking at IMDB, his last good movie was Stranger Than Fiction, and that came out in 2006. After that was Kicking And Screaming, but that was more of a feel good movie.

Will Ferrell is going down the toilet. :lol
 

bill0527

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Buckethead said:
*Clever remark about Will Ferrell never being all that funny.*

fixed

I think the Cowbell skit on SNL is the only thing of Will Ferrell's I've ever laughed out loud at. I may have chuckled once or twice at him in Old School and Anchorman, but everything else I've ever seen of his has been completely fucking stupid - Step Brothers, Talledega Nights, Semi-Pro, Blades of Glory.. fuck.

I honestly don't see how he and Ben Stiller still get work, much less mucho praise for being big box-office stars. If these 2 are supposed to be some of the best American Box-Office Comedy has to offer, then we're in a sad fucking state of affairs.
 
B.K. said:
SciFi Channel actually had a marathon of the original series last week.

Good for them. Did you watch it? If you can get past the cheesy FX, the stories are pretty interesting. Watching it stoned is probably the best way to enjoy it if it has no nostalgic hold on you.
 

SyNapSe

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RoboPlato said:
The strange thing about this movie is I really can't tell who it's targeted toward. It looks like a kids' movie at a glance but with a PG-13 rating and a lot of previews showing a good deal of sex-related jokes, it seems that it just doesn't know it's target audience.

This is a movie that should have never gotten a Go. Seeing the previews just once left me with a, I can't imagine what audience that is aimed for feel. When watching T4 a couple of weekends ago this was one of the preview trailers. We all said, that's going to bomb. It might be good but it won't matter.
 

Epcott

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Count Dookkake said:
Anyone here ever watch the original? Or even the kinda okay 90s version?

90's version? There was a 90's version???? I remember the original series as a child. Saw it on SciFi last week and remembered how whiny the girl was.



Oh, and wasn't Will's first bomb Bewitched? If Jim Carrey played the first Darrin, and was replaced mid-movie by Farrell, it may have been slightly more funny.


EDIT: Beaten by Grizz :lol
 

B.K.

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Count Dookkake said:
Good for them. Did you watch it? If you can get past the cheesy FX, the stories are pretty interesting. Watching it stoned is probably the best way to enjoy it if it has no nostalgic hold on you.

I watched part of a couple episodes. I never knew there was a 70s series. I always thought the one from the 90s was the only Land of the Lost.
 

Blueblur1

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I normally like Will Ferrell but he's over-exposed, in my opinion. I feel bad for Danny McBride but I guess this will not hamper the casts' careers much.
 

Epcott

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Ok, so I watched an episode of the 1991 series on youtube a moment ago. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. So much better than the original, but still pretty terrible. Why make a movie from this series when there's so many other deserving children's show's to pillage and make into live-action movies, like Inhumanoids or Mask?



I kid, I kid
 

G-Fex

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Grizzlyjin said:
Oh oh oh. I got a good title for the weekend box office thread. "Land of the Lost Budget..."

Joking aside, it took me a second to remember another bomb Will has been in. This movie completely slipped my mind the first time I read that article.

Bewitchedmovieposter.jpg


Easily the most overly complicated premise in film history.

Looks like Will should just stay far away from tv remakes.

my god I couldn't stand that movie it was so odd, really complicated and consistantly going back and forth of oh they like each other oh now she's mad at him oh they're back in love again!
 

yodandy

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I saw this last night, and thought it was pretty funny, although the whole 'the movie doesnt know who it is targeting' is spot on.

There are goofy poop jokes for the kids, then next scene
they are on drugs doing interspecies makeout sessions.
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The sexual undertones are strong the whole movie, yet there were times the little kids were cracking up at things I rolled my eyes at.

The gf and I enjoyed it, McBride was hilarious, the monkey was annoying as hell, and Ferrel did his job and made me laugh. Wishing I saw the Hangover, but I'm saving that for seeing it with guy friends, hungover.
 

Baker

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I stopped and watched it during my four hour drive home yesterday. I thought it was awesome.

Yeah, it was pretty much just a pile of goofy set-ups with no cohesion, but I wasn't looking for some thought-provoking/life-changing shit. The cast was wonderful, the comedy was spot on, and it had dinosaurs. I couldn't really ask for more on a hungover Sunday afternoon.
 

Busty

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Much like GAF's definition of the word MEGATON, GAF's concept of a film being a 'bomb' needs to be addressed.

If Universal were 'hoping' for a $30m opening weekend and the film grosses $18/19m then it 'underperforms'. It's a disappointment.

If it had grossed less than $10m then it would arguably have been a bomb.

I'm also looking at some of the 'usual suspects' in this thread who claim that Terminator Salvation is a bomb.

These people, unsurprisingly, don't know that the fuck they are talking about.
 

ZeoVGM

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Busty said:
Much like GAF's definition of the word MEGATON, GAF's concept of a film being a 'bomb' needs to be addressed.

If Universal were 'hoping' for a $30m opening weekend and the film grosses $18/19m then it 'underperforms'. It's a disappointment.

If it had grossed less than $10m then it would arguably have been a bomb.

I'm also looking at some of the 'usual suspects' in this thread who claim that Terminator Salvation is a bomb.

These people, unsurprisingly, don't know that the fuck they are talking about.

Terminator Salvation isn't a bomb because of overseas sales. And no media articles claim it to be one, because it isn't. It had disappointing US numbers and very good overseas numbers.

This movie is factually a bomb. It cost $100m, it made less than $20m its first weekend. It will die off next weekend, and make nothing overseas. Every article about the box office this weekend says it's a bomb.

I would get what you're saying about Terminator, as some GAF people have incorrectly called it a bomb. But this thread has nothing to do with GAF. I was quoting two news articles.
 

FoneBone

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Pretty much what he said. Terminator may well go down as a disappointment, but it'll come closer to breaking even than Land of the Lost ever will.
 

ZeoVGM

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FoneBone said:
Pretty much what he said. Terminator may well go down as a disappointment, but it'll come closer to breaking even than Land of the Lost ever will.

It actually broke even this weekend. Budget of $200m, and it sits at like $207m worldwide.

It's very doubtful this will even make half of its budget back.
 

Kusagari

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Solo said:
Wouldnt something like T4 be considered a bigger bomb, given its budget + the tracking numbers before release?

Overseas is going to save Terminator. It's already made more over there than domestic with a number of key markets left.
 

jibblypop

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I'm so used to comedians doing the funny movie and then the crappy movie that it doesn't even phase me anymore.
I can tell just by the poster if the Will Farrell movie is aimed at me. I knew I would like Step Brothers and hate this so I saw Step Brothers and didn't see this. No big deal.
 

LM4sure

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Grizzlyjin said:
Oh oh oh. I got a good title for the weekend box office thread. "Land of the Lost Budget..."

Joking aside, it took me a second to remember another bomb Will has been in.

It shouldn't be that hard to think of bombs he has been in. There have been quite a few. Let's see: Bewitched, Land of the Lost, Semi-Pro, Stranger than Fiction, Kicking and Screaming....I may be forgetting some. His shtick is definitely up though. He needs to just make Old School 2 or Anchorman 2 already. That's what the people want to see.
 
I didn't see anyone in the thread mentioned if they watched the original series and have seen the movie, I'm curious to know how they heck they are going to capture the unintentional? weirdness of the original series in this updated version. I'd like to see it but it's definitely a wait till Moviecube kind of movie.
 

Dorrin

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Count Dookkake said:
Anyone here ever watch the original? Or even the kinda okay 90s version?

I watched the originals as a young kid when they use to rerun on broadcast TV in the 80s. I remember really enjoying them and my mom liked them during their original run.

I had really fond memories of them until last week when I caught a Sci-fi marathon of them. Ow my they were horrible, bad.. really really bad.
 

McLovin

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I didn't even know this out until I saw it on the listings while I going to see the Hangover. I actually didn't want to see the hangover but it was really funny. Way funnier then drag me to hell. Probably the funniest movie I've seen all year.
 
negreenfield said:
I didn't see anyone in the thread mentioned if they watched the original series and have seen the movie, I'm curious to know how they heck they are going to capture the unintentional? weirdness of the original series in this updated version. I'd like to see it but it's definitely a wait till Moviecube kind of movie.

I saw the movie last night. It was pretty funny. I expected to not like it as much as I did.

Despite all the crude laughs, it did manage to retain some of the weirdness of the original. This is not a straight up spoof, but is kind of sci-fi/comedy hybrid. It works as a remake of the original. I would have preferred a serious version, but this one has its charms.
 

ZeoVGM

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LM4sure said:
It shouldn't be that hard to think of bombs he has been in. There have been quite a few. Let's see: Bewitched, Land of the Lost, Semi-Pro, Stranger than Fiction, Kicking and Screaming....I may be forgetting some. His shtick is definitely up though. He needs to just make Old School 2 or Anchorman 2 already. That's what the people want to see.

Land of the Lost, yes. Bewitched, saved a LITTLE with overseas but not by much. Semi-Pro, almost defintiely a bomb though I can't find the budget. It only made $30-something mil though. I assume the budget was around Blades of Glory's, so $60-something mil.

Flat out wrong about Stranger than Fiction and Blades of Glory though, which goes back to the "GAF needs to redefine what they think bomb means" that someone said earlier.

Blades of Glory
Domestic: $118,594,548
+ Foreign: $27,114,094
= Worldwide: $145,708,642
Production Budget: $61 million

Not remotely a bomb. That's a hit movie.

Stranger Than Fiction
Domestic: $40,660,952
+ Foreign: $12,992,272
= Worldwide: $53,653,224
Production Budget: $30 million

Not a huge hit or anything, but it did fine. A fairly low budget dramedy, being the type of movie it is, was never going to be a smash hit.
 

Teddman

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omg rite said:
It actually broke even this weekend. Budget of $200m, and it sits at like $207m worldwide.
A movie has to make roughly twice its budget worldwide to truly 'break even' and begin making a profit. T4 won't come close... It's still deep in the red.
 

jax (old)

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This... I'm guessing the annoying "teaser" trailer with farrell looking at the camera saying "he's behind me isn't he", completely misfired. I thought it looked great when I saw the full trailer. Will probably see it.
 

Snaku

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I had pegged this as a redbox rental from the beginning, and I picked it up earlier tonight. I'm about 30 minutes into and so far it's pretty damn funny to me. Ferrell is on the mark, and :lol @ the T-Rex.
 
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