The people you meet in Aram.
I played with him too. That's a clever name.
Stories from Silver III: Episode 2
Champ Select: Banning phase. I hover Malz jungle since we're first pic... enemy bans go through and Malz is open; I'm happy. Of course, the last person on my team bans Malzaher, his excuse? He was away from the PC, just came back and banned whoever; sorry bro. Being the gentleman I am, I tell him to pay attention next time, especially in the game, and pick Yi. He picks Brand.
The Game: 15 Minutes in. Mid-lane Brand DC's 10 minutes into the game, comes back at 15 minutes, than dies to the enemy Ryze. He then complains how bad I am in chat. During this time, I'm 4/2/6, ganked bot lane 3 times, top lane twice, and secured us first dragon. He was 1/3. I point out our teams score, tell him to stay positive because we are winning the game. He says "No, we are going to lose," and then follows me around trying to steal my jungle camps with his W.
Thankfully I managed to get myself and our top Garen fed off the enemy Nasus that pushed all game without wards.
I hate this game sometimes (a lot)