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[GrayChild]

Just asking. Out of pure curiosity.

Any ideas?

 

[HRK69]

 

[Loomy]

OP is trying to get Kojima's attention lol.

My advice, leave him alone. Unless it's a meet and greet, he's probably working.

 

[nemiroff]

Nothing. I'd just leave him be.

Same for pretty much any "famous" person, just not that interested.

 

[Yoshichan]

Show him your bare feet

 

[AJUMP23]

Yell his name and say something about a movie you both watched then never leave his side the rest of the day.

 

[Jigsaah]

At a gaming convention? Are we talking good attention or potentially bad attention?

Gotta stroke the man's ego. Show up in a space suit cosplay with a Decima Flag.

Otherwise you could just act like you don't know him and walk up to him asking for directions. Japanese folks love offering help.

 

[DirtInUrEye]

I would go out of my way to pay no heed to the guy. Not interested in conversation with him, even through a translator.

 

[tmlDan]

Nothing, im normal, i just go about my day

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

if everyone's wearing clothes, get naked

if everyone's already naked, im not sure

 

[Mr Hyde]

Put on a t-shirt with Geoff Keighleys face on.

 

[clarky]

Get him to sign your tits.

 

[SILKYSMOOTH30FPS]

Cum on the floor and see how he reacts

 

[Garibaldi]

Take off my socks

 

[Hudo]

Strong pornography.

 

[calico]

 

[A.Romero]

If you only want his attention you could probably do something like scream some Death Stranding lines. It doesn't mean that he will engage much less like you but you will get his attention for a few seconds.

If you want him to engage with you, bring some Hollywood star with you.

 

[Gonzito]

I would hold a sign in my hands with the words

Papi Man

 

[tanners]

Stay out of trouble buddy

 

[AgatonSax]

Hide under a cardboard box and play the MGS Alert sound on my phone when he investigates.

 

[A.Romero]

Strong pornography.

You mean muscle mommies?

 

[PlayStaytion]

Your games s, anyway

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Nothing. I'd just leave him be.

Same for pretty much any "famous" person, just not that interested.

The correct answer

 

[Little Mac]

I'd ask him how high he was when he came up with the ending to MGS2.

 

[ByWatterson]

"SNAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!"

 

[Ristifer]

See how far you can stick your head up your own ass. Then, if you come close to his record, he'll automatically notice and come over.

 

[Baemono]

I'll go to him and say « with all the money you have, it's time to change your name to Ôshima »

 

[Connificent]

 

[Magic Carpet]

I'll just send my translator over to talk with his translator.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Even if I liked his games, any form of interaction with him would not change the gameplay/graphics/issues of them, so it would be pointless.

 

[Soodanim]

Tell him I am ashamed of my words and deeds

 

[Badlucktroll]

he watch my silly dance

 

[Halo is Back]

I wouldn't because I don't care about his games.

 

[John Bilbo]

I'd offer him a fart so he'd know we speak the same language.

 

[PeteBull]

Just asking. Out of pure curiosity.

Any ideas?

At the very least gotta do that, its Kojima-san after all, no?

 

[Liopleurodon]

Wear t-shirt that says I Love Konami.

 

[Boo Who?]

Say very loud "What do you mean you have never been scanned by Mr. Kojima? You are so famous!"

 

[VolticArchangel]

> Be an avg to a good looking woman.
> Wear Mad Max or David Bowie merch.
> Importantly wear giant shoes or stillettos.

Take your shoes off.

He'll wormhole jump to your location to scan you.

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

I'd show up with Stefanie Joosten.

 

[March Climber]

 

[poppabk]

Don't think I would recognize him.

 

[Power Pro]

Ask Geoff Keighley to stand on the opposite end of the room. As soon as Kojima sees him, he'll go the other way and bump into you.

 

[teokrazia]

I ask a picture of him holding my magazine (happened for real, some GameComs ago).

 

[IAmRei]

I met him in tgs 23, he passed by my place.
but as I'm not fan of him, i didn't act at all.
his booth quite near with me at the time.

 

[Arsic]

Accidentally fake bumping into him then feel up his massive cock.

From there lick my lips and wink at him, all while softly rotating my fingers on my nipples as I mumble "la li Lu le lo" on repeat.

 

[Shifty1897]

I'd put on a box and walk up to him, obviously.

 

[mayham2199]

Nothing. I'm one of those weirdos who likes to leave famous people alone because they get harassed by other people enough.

 

[joey Dubs]

I cannot stand him so I would avoid him at all costs.

 

[PauloRoberto]

Thank God for this post... it means, finally, that the weekend arrived!

 

[Rambone]

Offer to sell my gamer bathwater to him.