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[Bernardougf]

Asks for his drug drealer ... whatever he uses.. its very good shit

 

[Cakeboxer]

I would dress up as a mirror.

 

[Seomel]

Your question is framed kinda gay

 

[Randall365]

I know everyone on here is gonna say get their little willy out and waggle it at him, but I would genuinely just give him a steely glare and a slight nod.

 

[adamsapple]

Tell him I'll let him scan my feet.

 

[Hudo]

You mean muscle mommies?

I like your thinking.

 

[diffusionx]

"hey hideo check this BT" *unzips dick*

 

[sono]

Crawl in stealth mode

 

[Sintoid]

I met him at Liepzig's Gamescon in 2007 I lit him a cigarette, had a small chat with me before attending MGS4 showcase. He left when Yumi Kikuchi (Raging Raven) came and told him they were about to begin the show. Very kind guy

 

[MrJangles]

I tell him he's a pretentious tosser and he hasn't made a decent game since MGS3.

 

[Diseased Yak]

I would dress up as a mirror.

I read this as "minor" and was like... uhh....

 

[spookyfish]

Find a cardboard box to hide in, then slowly sneak up on him, and say "Psst. Buddy. Down here."

 

[Esppiral]

I would run I don't want that narcissistic psycho attention over me.

 

[Icymanipulator]

Throw a baby at him

 

[Slothbeingg]

Show him my feet

 

[Buggy Loop]

Cum on the floor and see how he reacts

While screaming LALILULELO, and then sob uncontrollably

Kojima likes weird shit

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I'd hold up a poster with some creative property on it for him to steal, then he would make a "game" out of it, then he would take 100% credit for it.

It's called "being a visionary"…duh!