VICTORsaurio
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Yeah, the last guy I dated was like that. It's so weird.
I would have swallowed it if I knew, I was just jerking him off
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RatskyWatsky
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Ah yes, I have that in my queue and totally forgot about it. I'll definitely try to check it out in a few days. Thanks for the reminder.
That's quite a depressing thought, but you're probably right.
It's weird, yeah. You would think a person all grown up knows about it's body. Knowledge usually prevents feelings of disgust, etcetera. if you are new to the whole sex thing and you never masturbated before then maybe it can be confusing to have some salty, liquid stuff coming out of your Johnson. But in my case the other person was sexually active like a rabbit and I suppose your guy wasn't new to this stuff either.
Henchmen21
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Or maybe they just don't like the taste. Me personally can't stand the sight of it. When ever they do facials in porn I always skip past those as I find them gross.
Aarglefarg
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I like orange juice lots.
And my favourite alcoholic drinks are ciders, my current favourite being Rekorderlig Strawberry-Lime. Get this if you can as it is very good.
Also my first partner ran to the bathroom sink after eventualities once and it was puzzling but I didn't say anything.
And my favourite alcoholic drinks are ciders, my current favourite being Rekorderlig Strawberry-Lime. Get this if you can as it is very good.
Also my first partner ran to the bathroom sink after eventualities once and it was puzzling but I didn't say anything.
Wait. Do people normally like the taste of their own semen?
Casanova
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Get out.
I really hope no one I know see's my avatar during this real pic January thing.
Then don't do it?
Facial scenes were when I first started to realize I'm an old prude because my first thought is always "That seems rude. And not very hygienic. God, it's going everywhere this is the worst."
Casanova
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Fuck it, even if they do, and they do some post searches to creep on me, it's a good way to break the whole "I'm Bi" news to them. I'm just overly paranoid - it would never happen, really.
I'm not talking about eating your own ejaculate though.
No, that guy simply didn't like the mere sight of his own sperm.
VICTORsaurio
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I don't think we were talking about tasting your own cum. At least i was talking about people just being grossed out by their own cum in general.
Zantetsuken88
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I don't like the taste of cum at all. Mine or otherwise. But it doesn't gross me out. I like to watch it fly. Haha.
My only issue with facials is that washing it off is a total bitch and for some reason I've got it in my head that it's bad for my skin.
My only issue with facials is that washing it off is a total bitch and for some reason I've got it in my head that it's bad for my skin.
I thought cum was actually decent for your face. Or maybe I read it wrong.
User 73706
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VICTORsaurio, how do you like your haircut? I'm debating getting something like it. Having a buzzcut is fun and all, but I miss real hair. Well, my hairline sucks, but that's not the point.
also something something gobble gobble jizz
also something something gobble gobble jizz
Zantetsuken88
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michaeltraps
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I have zero luck with guys on dating websites. They're the most fickle fucking group of people on earth. Guy reaches out to ME, holds a conversation for three days, then disappears into the night.
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Sorry. Rant over.
It's only the taste I don't like. So yeah. I have no tastebuds on my face.
I was more surprised that people actually blow on each others' faces. Never heard of it being done before.
I have zero luck with guys on dating websites. They're the most fickle fucking group of people on earth. Guy reaches out to ME, holds a conversation for three days, then disappears into the night.
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Sorry. Rant over.
I feel you. A guy actually pressed like on me and i try to reach out then he just leaves. It's so annoying.
Zantetsuken88
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I have zero luck with guys on dating websites. They're the most fickle fucking group of people on earth. Guy reaches out to ME, holds a conversation for three days, then disappears into the night.
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Sorry. Rant over.
I got a 7 year relationship out of a dating website so you shouldn't lose all faith. But I do agree that it's a real shame that our odds of meeting somebody in an "eyes met across a crowded room" scenario are probably quite low.
Mystic Theurge
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Facial are my favorite scene enders.
If they cum anywhere else, the video losses points.
If they cum anywhere else, the video losses points.
I agree, buuuuuuut honey that misses a honeypot is a downer imo.
Because facials are mostly just done in porn movies. A lot of people probably don't do that in their own beds/sofas/etc.
michaeltraps
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*Sigh* He actually reached out to me during Christmas break when I wasn't checking my profile and wrote this incredibly detailed, flattering message. I replied back and we seemed to hit it off pretty well. I guess the online environment makes it really easy to back in and out of conversations all too easily without real consequence.
Well that's reassuring. I don't typically let this stuff get to me but I stupidly got my hopes up (again).
I love the taste of semen
I have zero luck with guys on dating websites. They're the most fickle fucking group of people on earth. Guy reaches out to ME, holds a conversation for three days, then disappears into the night.
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Sorry. Rant over.
I feel your pain. Tried a few and have given up on them entirely.
Mystic Theurge
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Online dating works for me occasionally, but most of the time, it's just deafening silence.
User 73706
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I've never been with a lady that was into getting pollinated, to borrow from your metaphor, but I could see some cases with chicks where finishing on them could be hotter than finishing in them.
I'm actually not a huge fan of facials and I'm a top, though. It could be hot in some cases but I'd feel bad if it were somewhere remotely public or a place where we didn't have immediate access to a shower.
I LIKE semen just not on my face.
Ardainian Soldier
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I have zero luck with guys on dating websites. They're the most fickle fucking group of people on earth. Guy reaches out to ME, holds a conversation for three days, then disappears into the night.
Why can't I just lock eyes with a gentleman in a bookstore or something and then have coffee and fall in love like in the movies?
Sorry. Rant over.
I know exactly what you mean. Which sites do you use? I only use OkCupid and I haven't had any luck with it (I have made a few cool friends though).
No I think you're right, I've heard that it's good for the skin. I've also read that some people put it on their face, like skin lotion or face masks. But then again, some people love to drink pee and bathe in it. To each his own, I guess. (link is safe by the way, it's an episode of My Strange Addiction)
But I do love facials anyway
michaeltraps
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Yup, OkCupid. My friends keep telling me to use a site with a sub fee but if those are as unsuccessful as this has been, I don't want to waste my money.
Pollination aside, a mouth can be a honeypot too! I just don't get the appeal of waste, at all.
chronos4590
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I reeeeally want cute underwear for the hell of it.
I feel like a dope and missed a good opportunity for $20 off Uniqlos site. Would've bought some cute undies too. But i know thats not the go to place for undies or..
sooooo, anyone got recommendations/experience?
and maybe a jockstrap... >_>
jocks
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Fresh Pair, Skiviez, and Undergear have practically anything and everything you could want from the good brands; Amazon occasionally has better prices or different stock, and it's worth checking if you see something on one of the specialty sites you like but are hesitant b/c of the cost.
Places like Urban Outfitters, Topman, Asos sell some stuff, too, but it's all horrible quality and materials.
Ardainian Soldier
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Someone told me to try PlentyOfFish but I haven't made an account on there yet. I think paying for one is dumb. I can't imagine it being any different.
User 73706
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lol creeppy GAF is working hard these days.
Don't make me post the one I found very cute
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