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[radioheadrule83]

Tomorrows headlines

"Universe hits new low" - reuters

 

[Wario64]

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[adrockthekid]

Funny, the in-game model looks way the hell better than that.

Also, is this what's known as "brand management"? Sigh. More ammunition for the social conservative haters.

 

[TekunoRobby]

Woah what the hell, Playboy is actually doing a spread on a CG character!?

This has some serious ramifications if that is the case.

 

[WarPig]

Also, is this what's known as "brand management"?

Yeh. Gamers dig trannies with bad dye jobs, don'tcha know?

DFS.

 

[BuddyC]

Woah what the hell, Playboy is actually doing a spread on a CG character!?

CG characters.

While not all the characters will appear in the pixilated buff, you can expect a lot of come hither looks from some butt-kicking women, including familiar faces from Midway's (MWY: Research, Estimates) "Mortal Kombat" and Namco's "Tekken" series as well as Vivendi's (V: Research, Estimates) upcoming "Red Ninja" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" and Sammy Studios' forthcoming "Darkwatch: Curse of the West".

 

[mr2mike]

"Yeh. Gamers dig trannies with bad dye jobs, don'tcha know?"

Angry looking tgrannies.

I'd hit it... run it over that is, with a mac truck...

 

[Sysgen]

It's funny that "jiggle" posted this. This is brilliant marketing.

 

[tedtropy]

Despite this being a CG model, I'm sure Playboy will find a reason to airbrush it...

 

[Ill Saint]

I am turned on. Hi-res please...

 

[ManDudeChild]

I am turned on. Hi-res please...

Ever see Ace Ventura? If so, remember how it Finkle had the really "bad case of hemroids"? Well yeah, lets just say I don't see a back shot of BloodRayne.

 

[john2kx]

it's a man, baby, yeah.

 

[Pimpbaa]

They could have been more creative than just having her stand there with no top. Bah!

 

[rod furlong]

what happened to her freakin' face?

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

They could have been more creative than just having her stand there with no top. Bah!

she should be squating in a London telephone booth, or crawling off of a transparent piano!

 

[Pimpbaa]

she should be squating in a London telephone booth, or crawling off of a transparent piano!

I was thinking more along the lines of in a bathtub full of blood, haha. Anything would been better than that boring shot.

 

[LakeEarth]

While not all the characters will appear in the pixilated buff, you can expect a lot of come hither looks from some butt-kicking women, including familiar faces from Midway's (MWY: Research, Estimates) "Mortal Kombat" and Namco's "Tekken" series as well as Vivendi's (V: Research, Estimates) upcoming "Red Ninja" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" and Sammy Studios' forthcoming "Darkwatch: Curse of the West".

I wonder which characters they're gonna be (probably Sonya from MK) ... ehh, when this comes out I'm sure someone will make a thread about it.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Found a slightly larger version of the image by playing with the URL:

 

[ManDudeChild]

Is that an enlarged prominentia laryngea, or is BloodRayne just a happy man?

 

[Sysgen]

I think she needs more of a belly. Too thin for my liking :/

 

[LakeEarth]

I don't understand. Bloodrayne wasn't any kind of phenomenon or anything (hell I don't even know if it sold well), yet someone the media thinks that it was... I mean, there's a fricken movie for this game coming out. Not Zelda or any other well established games.

 

[Dead]

I don't understand. Bloodrayne wasn't any kind of phenomenon or anything (hell I don't even know if it sold well), yet someone the media thinks that it was... I mean, there's a fricken movie for this game coming out. Not Zelda or any other well established games.

Blood, guns and tits


blood, guns and tits my friend

 

[shoplifter]

Hopefully this will lead to Betty and Veronica girl-on-girl.

 

[RiZ III]

She look hideos there. Face looks like a neanderthal.

 

[WasabiKing]

Hopefully this will lead to Betty and Veronica girl-on-girl.

Didn't you hear, Hustler's got that in the December issue

 

[Matlock]

It's nothing without Sabrina, though. Betty and Veronica can only go so far.

 

[SKluck]

How did they fuck this up? Her face is supposed to look like THIS:

 

[Agent Dormer]

Good lord, this only gets worse and worse.

 

[mightynine]

How did they fuck this up? Her face is supposed to look like THIS:

Perhaps they thought folks wouldn't be focusing on her face.

 

[Fifty]

Her face looks like Pink's.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

 

[JackFrost2012]

Somebody stop the modeling team before they render again!

 

[jiggle]

Same model on the boxart.

 

[The Faceless Master]

when does this issue come out?

 

[Patrick Klepek]

pretty soon -- couple of weeks max.

 

[Shogmaster]

No good can come of this.

 

[drohne]

that's unbelievably silly. they've just taken the regular game model's top off! and why is she holding those swords? either put the swords down or put your shirt on. you can't have both. i don't care if you are a...goth vampire dominatrix of some sort? i'm neither scandalized nor repulsed by the idea of cg pinups, but this is a really lazy attempt at a cg pinup.

 

[Yusaku]

Despite this being a CG model, I'm sure Playboy will find a reason to airbrush it...

You'd be suprised...

 

[Ill Saint]

that's unbelievably silly. they've just taken the regular game model's top off! and why is she holding those swords? either put the swords down or put your shirt on. you can't have both. i don't care if you are a...goth vampire dominatrix of some sort? i'm neither scandalized nor repulsed by the idea of cg pinups, but this is a really lazy attempt at a cg pinup.

How's it go? IATPOW or some shit...

 

[jooey]

that's unbelievably silly. they've just taken the regular game model's top off! and why is she holding those swords? either put the swords down or put your shirt on. you can't have both. i don't care if you are a...goth vampire dominatrix of some sort? i'm neither scandalized nor repulsed by the idea of cg pinups, but this is a really lazy attempt at a cg pinup.

look I don't know what kind of wild fetish stuff gets you off but that pic is standard playboy fare.

 

[ohamsie]

I make a motion that all playboy models have some kind of weapon in their pictorials from now on.

 

[TekunoRobby]

This is the boldest move by any company to bring CG pornography into the mainstream. I'm not kidding, this is going expedite the creation of a new cg industry sector. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

EDIT: Rofl Matlock

 

[Matlock]

They should toss an edited Morrigan sprite in there, too.

 

[Scrow]

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[TheGreenGiant]

you guys do realise there is a penis in that box art. XBOX is teh mature.

 

[dave is ok]

I hope a Mario costume finds it's way to Ron Jeremy's house.

 

[TheGreenGiant]

This is the boldest move by any company to bring CG pornography into the mainstream. I'm not kidding, this is going expedite the creation of a new cg industry sector. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

EDIT: Rofl Matlock

TekunoRobby.... go do a search for POSER pron or POSER porn. Its a people modeller/template package and a lot of people pose their poser people in porno situations (hence the sub genre of cg). A lot of dutch users seem to lover their poser pron

And with poser models, you can activate genitals or not. Want dick? You got one.

 

[Matlock]

I hope a Mario costume finds it's way to Ron Jeremy's house.

 

[mrmyth]

So Bloodrayne screwed Elvis? I thought vamps couldn't get pregnant. Either Joss Whedon lied to me, or Elvis's daughter is going to take over the world!