Harry vs. Pete, round-by-round:
Round 1:
Harry: "The clients won't take make-goods; they want their money back."
Pete: "That's disgusting."
Harry: "I don't know. Enough of this crap already. All these special broadcasts preempting the prime-time schedule. Bewitched, Merv, Dean Martin. You know they might cancel the Stanley Cup?"
Pete: "How dare you! This cannot be made good. It's shameful! It's a shameful, shameful day!"
In the face of a historically terrible tragedy, if you're going to try to be the "practical one," you'd damn well better throw down something better than a witch-com and hockey. A shameful, shameful performance.
Winner: Pete Campbell.
Round 2:
Harry: "Don't you scream at me! You don't think I'm upset about that man being shot?"
Pete: "Only because it's costing you, you pig!"
Winner: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is merely "that man"? Harry Crane is indeed a bottom-line-obsessed pig.
Round 3:
Harry: "It's costing all of us. When is it gonna stop? Nobody will be happy till they turn the most beautiful city in the world into a shithole."
Winner: Pete Campbell. Harry is really burying himself underneath a mound of his own flaming garbage; it doesn't even matter how Pete answered.
Round 4:
[They shake hands at Bert Cooper's urging.]
Harry: "I'm sorry. I suppose that my comments were inappropriate. I mistook this for a workday."
Pete: "Don't worry, I'm sure you can make your money back on a Movie of the Week about the death of a great man."
Winner: Sick burn, Pete.
Round 5
Pete:"We are in the presence of a bona fide racist."
Harry: "That's the new thing. EVERYBODY's a racist."
Winner: The new thing is that Harry is getting his racist ass handed to him by a guy who was beaten up in a conference room and on a commuter train last season.
Round 6:
Pete: "Let me put this in terms you'll understand: That man had a wife and four children!"
Harry: "You don't care about Dr. King at all. Or civil rights. This is all about the family that's slipping away from you because you're a greedy, dissatisfied monster who can't learn to be happy with what he has, isn't it? This is all about Pete Campbell, just like everything else."
Winner: Let's pretend Harry said this so it isn't a shutout. He desperately needed a win here. Even Pete's sideburns are better.