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[Zathalus]

Sony keeps trying to make the Spider-verse a thing. Spoiler alert; nobody cares about these characters without Spider-Man to play off.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

She is the real

 

[RSLAEV]

"Why is Spider-Man black and why is he trying to kill these women?"

 

[kunonabi]

Madame Web was awful in the comics and so were all these other losers. I expect this to be as terrible as it looks.

 

[IDKFA]

Lol.

This is what hitting creative bedrock looks like.

 

[Spyxos]

I mean atleast it does looks better then Marvels.

 

[SJRB]

Holy fuck I was not prepared for how bad that trailer was.

Unreal how Sony keeps pumping out this schlock. Surely at some point someone in their team could go to film making school or something, right?

 

[Wunray]

From the producer of the Legend of Zelda movie.

No........

 

[Krathoon]

Isn't Madame Web supposed to be an old lady?

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

so apparently it's not julia, even though julia is in the movie, this means the lead actress is playing the original madame web? the old paralysed woman....
What a dumpster fire

 

[Pop]

Isn't Madame Web supposed to be an old lady?

Yes. This is not Madame Web at all

Looks fan made. God awful

 

[Phobos Base]

The death of superhero films really can't come soon enough.

 

[FunkMiller]

Sony could make a Miles Morales Spider-man movie tomorrow if they wanted to.

But nah... let's instead make a movie out of a Spider-man villain that nobody gives a fuck about, and isn't anything like the comic character anyway.

Sigh. At least this has Sydney Sweeney in tight black spandex.

 

[March Climber]

Avi Arad ladies and gentleman.

This guy is in charge of the upcoming Zelda movie.

 

[Bartski]

I feel like I should get paid to watch this trailer in its entirety.

 

[Warnen]

Can we get Sony to pull a WB and old Yeller some of these movies?

 

[Trilobit]

Oh, wow, the main actress has the charisma and delivery of a rock.

 

[DeafTourette]

Adam Scott is Ben Parker, another actress is Mary Parker, Peter's mom. The black suited Ezekiel Simms traveled back to kill the 3 spider women and Mary Parker so that ... Not sure. He's basically the Terminator and Cassandra Web has to protect them all.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Can't wait to ignore this till i die

 

[AJUMP23]

I made my joke without knowing this was a spider woman movie. After watching the trailer......What a dumb looking thing.

 

[kruis]

Sony is doing their utmost to turn superhero fatigue into superhero disgust.

 

[jason10mm]

Sigh. At least this has Sydney Sweeney in tight black spandex.

Oh Sydney, what did your agent do to you!?

Now Sydney and Alexandra Daddario in a film together, just having a very prolonged pillow fight in slo-mo, SONY make this happen!!

 

[newtypepilot]

so they get 2 actresses who has no qualms about doing nude scenes and put them in a movie with no nude scenes.

what a waste of talent

 

[Atrus]

Is this real?

You have the Spider-Man IP to work with and a popular Miles Morales and Gwen Stacey and you go with Madame Webb first?

Did they even need an origin story for Madame Webb?

 

[Power Pro]

So that's what the bottom of a barrel looks like.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

I'm so sick of capeshit it's unbelievable

 

[Husky]

I hope it's as good as Morbius.

 

[STARSBarry]

Ah I see, so this is Sony's next tax write off.

 

[SidViscous]

At least the superpower and its limitations are sort of original, at least compared to the recent MCU movies where they just gave up on explaining things and everyone can just somehow fly and has super strength, well except Bucky, because he sucks.

 

[MayauMiao]

So its basically Final Destination in the Spiderverse?

 

[chromhound]

Who is this for?

They're fighting the spot for the worst Marvel movie with Disney

 

[John Marston]

Something I'd expect to see when browsing "Funny or die" back in the day.

 

[jason10mm]

They're fighting the spot for the worst Marvel movie with Disney

I am curious what the male/female ratio for the audience of this film is gonna be and why misogynistic dudebros will be to blame when it's 65/35 like The Marvels.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Looks like is the same guy that directed Morbius, so you're luck.

Well, this ain't it! Lol.. This looks like someone vomited multiple ideas on the whiteboard, till something looked ... somewhat... tangible..

How is Sony Pictures still so bad at movies.

They've been sucking the mightiest balls for awhile, now.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

"Why is Spider-Man black and why is he trying to kill these women?"

And yet we still have to put up with Miles Morales.

Ahhh sorry... Weren't you talking about him?

 

[DeafTourette]

And yet we still have to put up with Miles Morales.

Ahhh sorry... Weren't you talking about him?

He meant the costume is black. Not the character. Smh

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

He meant the costume is black. Not the character. Smh

But I meant this

 

[DeafTourette]

But I meant this

That was pretty dope, IMO

 

[Blade2.0]

Sony could make a Miles Morales Spider-man movie tomorrow if they wanted to.

But nah... let's instead make a movie out of a Spider-man villain that nobody gives a fuck about, and isn't anything like the comic character anyway.

Sigh. At least this has Sydney Sweeney in tight black spandex.

they save the good shit for spiderverse.

 

[SJRB]

Why does Sidney Sweeney always look like she just woke up from a power nap that was supposed to be 10 minutes but ended up being 4 hours?

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

Sony keeps trying to make the Spider-verse a thing. Spoiler alert; nobody cares about these characters without Spider-Man to play off.

It is basically like Disney+ but much worse (and Disney+ is not really good in the first place)

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Hang on, is she some sort of intermittent pre-cog or are they just trying to visualize how spidey senses might actually work?

And PLEASE tell me this trailer is hiding that Kraven shows up and hunts all these girls down....oh wait, the Kraven film is still a thing, isn't it????

Precog. She doesn't have spider powers. She's supposed to be psychic as well.

 

[DForce]

Their Spider-Man live-action spin-offs are a joke.

Why would they release a trailer and barely show them in their costumes? Looks like the director and writer forgot this was a superhero action film.

 

[Kilau]

 

[Badlucktroll]

Sony should do a live action Miles Morales movie, set it in the tobey maguire universe, and have sam raimi direct it.

 

[Badlucktroll]

I am absolutely not going to be shocked if this does better critically ans theatrically than any of the recent MCU efforts.

 

[EviLore]

Why does Sidney Sweeney always look like she just woke up from a power nap that was supposed to be 10 minutes but ended up being 4 hours?

 

[LordCBH]

If Sony actually wanted to make money:
Venom + Garfield-Man in the same movie.

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

I mean, they just crap this stuff out because if they don't they lose the licensing. There's nothing to really expect from these movies.

 

[The Cockatrice]

I love a woman with the bitch resting face.