Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Magic Story - Hour of Revelation
* The story starts with a flashback. It appears to be soon after the Mending, and Bolas still has his old planeswalker powers, but he's running out of time before they're gone forever, so he has to get his affairs in order.
* He was already messing around with Amonkhet, but now he has to rush things more than he wanted. By this point, it's already the case that most of the plane is wrecked, leaving only the city.
* Bolas attacks the city and the eight gods fight back, but he easily fends them off. He casts a spell to kill everyone able to walk, leaving only babies incapable of prayer, further weakening the gods.
* He stores away three gods for later use and brainwashes the others. He releases mummies to act as caretakers. He writes his own prophecies and erects monuments to himself. He enchants the second sun to move according to his will, so it fulfills the prophecy of his return whenever he feels like returning.
* As suspected, he's using the plane to build an army.
* In the present, Djeru and Samut run through the city. Only now do they realize how empty it is, with mostly mummies and children, since so many died in the trials.
* The city is in chaos with Bolas returning soon. As Hazoret passes through, children beg her to give them a glorious death too. Djeru realizes it might not be too bad that he didn't die, since he will at least witness Bolas's return.
* Samut makes Djeru promise that they will protect their gods and each other. He nods without knowing what she means.
* Hazoret announces Bolas's arrival as the Gate of the Afterlife slowly opens.
* The Gate fully opens, revealing a desert, just like what's beyond the Hekma. Many are confused, but many cheer anyway.
* Samut asks Hazoret if that's supposed to be paradise. She doesn't reply. People are confused about why Bolas hasn't appeared yet.
* A dark figure flies out of the gate, and many assume it's Bolas, but Djeru recognizes it as the final test, a demon.
* The demon cuts himself and bleeds into the river. This turns the entire river into blood, killing everything in it.
* The demon calls out for Liliana to face him. Djeru is surprised that he would know her.
I feel like doing the whole plagues of Egypt thing but demons seems a little too on the nose.