Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I killed a lot of dudes in draft in demoralizing ways today. Opponent got me to 4 and 10 turns later died to an Akoum Hellkite, a Gravity Negator, a Flying Conduit of Ruin and a topdecked Mountain.
Also hit a dude with Reality Smasher for 2 10 times. He was gaining 3 life every turn off the gain life ally and tapped gain life vampire ally.
Also hit a dude with Reality Smasher for 2 10 times. He was gaining 3 life every turn off the gain life ally and tapped gain life vampire ally.