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[Willkiller]

I can't get that shit off my hands when I whack one off in the shower, god knows what it does to the drainage system. I'll just stick (no pun intended) to sex in the shower, thanks.

Also, wut?

 

[Omni]

I've been baited.

Some could say the OP is a master baiter

Spoiler

GET IT?!11

 

[Dennis]

bate?

Oh I get it, masturbate.

I thought OP was an idiot who couldn't spell bathe.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/wafflestomp

Sweet. I'll try it tonight.

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

My imagination isn't what it used to be, so I couldn't bate in the shower if I tried.

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Steamlord]

Dude, that's gross. Just use a cum box.

 

[Batigol]

So how do you get the turds through the drain guard? Do you mash them with your feet?

My drain guard comes right off so I can remove it if needs be. If it's particularly mushy I'll just use a toilet brush.

No one's done this? Can't be the only one

 

[dead souls]

My imagination isn't what it used to be, so I couldn't bate in the shower if I tried.

Exactly. I kept thinking "How do they get the porn into the shower?"

 

[Camp Lo]

What the fuck...

 

[Batigol]

Exactly. I kept thinking "How do they get the porn into the shower?"

Just get a waterproof phone case and bring it in with you

 

[Linius]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

My God Batigol, an avatar quote is the only good reponse to this. Finally Mou has some good use :lol

 

[soepje]

I think in the end, if you really want to clog the pipes you would have better luck inviting a long haired female friend to shower with you. All those hairs will clog for sure.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

 

[triplestation]

when i opened the drain i thought it was cooked eggwhites!!!!!!!

 

[J4g3r]

 

[lil smoke]

My imagination isn't what it used to be, so I couldn't bate in the shower if I tried.

100% in agreement.

 

[injurai]

I think in the end, if you really want to clog the pipes you would have better luck inviting a long haired female friend to shower with you. All those hairs will clog for sure.

if it wasn't for the hairs, the batter would go down smooth

 

[Silky]

 

[Toxi]

And I thought seeing shit in our dorm's showers was nasty.

 

[sleepykyo]

No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

Hmm... kind of want.

This caused me to literally start laughing out loud.

 

[GulAtiCa]

wow. wow... Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more weird..

 

[Demon Ice]

Apparently, too many young men were bating in the dormitory showers. Eventually, the drain pipes clogged and a plumber had to come in and relieve the pressure.

Funny, the plumber usually shows up before the spunk starts flying, not after. Tell your friend he's living in some Twlight zone reverse porno.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

None of this is ok. I'm telling my mum.

 

[Midnight Moon]

I can't do it in the shower because I will pass out from it.

That is just silly, your friend is bsing you.

 

[Kaladin]

Paper towel + trash can + wash hands = problem solved

 

[FStop7]

OP, do you ejaculate cement?

 

[Messi]

I pee in the shower is that ok?

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

I pee in the shower is that ok?

Is there anyone who actually thinks peeing in the shower isn't okay?

 

[Messi]

Also is it ill advised to shave down below in the shower. I feel when I do it, it might clog the drain. Over time maybe.

 

[Bombadil]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

 

[pulga]

oh my god

This cant be real

 

[TAJ]

bate?

Didn't see Idiocracy?
Few people have.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Absolutely, which is why it's imperative you always cum in your mouth instead.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

just keep a bottle of Drain-O handy

 

[Gintoki313]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/wafflestomp

There's a name for this!? Consider my mind blown today.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

This thread is my new favorite.

Isn't sperm supposed to pretty much die after a few days? Shouldn't that prevent a clog? Now if you have dozens of people putting their product through a single pipe and add hairs and stuff, you might get a pipe.

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

 

[Treefrog]

Frito: Go away! 'Batin'!

 

[Raptor]

It all depends on if you cum buckets like those dudes on porn movies.

If the answer is yes then of course it will clog all up in there no question about it.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

Unbelievable, if true.

 

[TAJ]

Absolutely, which is why it's imperative you always cum in your mouth instead.

Then it'll clog your intestines and shit will pour out of your mouth. Happened to my cousin. Bad way to go, man.

 

[Atsumi]

It depends on how much hair is in the drain.

 

[akira28]

I've heard of this urban myth, but I'd be more ready to believe it was hair clogs over any actual sperm. Unless they really fucking did a shitty plumbing job.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Then it'll clog your intestines and shit will pour out of your mouth. Happened to my cousin. Bad way to go, man.

Really? My tapeworms gobble that stuff up, no problem. Don't know what's wrong with your cousin.

 

[kehs]

If there's someone in your house with long hair, it certainly doesn't help.

 

[Dysun]

Don't masturbate in the shower. That's what computer chairs are for.

 

[LordCanti]

The shower is a horrible place to do it. Water is a horrrrrrrrrrrible lubricant. Anything you put on as lubricant will wash off. Don't be a wanking noob; Get yourself a good Tenga and some lube. Go to town like the pros.

 

[kharma45]

oh my god

This cant be real

Unbelievable, if true.

It's likely not, there are loads of other fake ones

 

[Zee-Row]

Just bring a sock with you in the shower!