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[davepoobond]

i think its more likely that hair is the actual culprit.

perhaps the man juice makes the hair stick together more

 

[TAJ]

If there's someone in your house with long hair, it certainly doesn't help.

I shared a bathroom with my sister. She had hair to her waist. I put enough semen down that drain to fill a jacuzzi.

 

[fanboi]

i think its more likely that hair is the actual culprit.

perhaps the man juice makes the hair stick together more

Or some (read you) are cuming hair?!

Dear god.

 

[LordCanti]

Just bring a sock with you in the shower!

Might as well bring a cumbox.

I shared a bathroom with my sister. She had hair to her waist. I put enough semen down that drain to fill a hot tub.

Did you get the drain pregnant?

Spoiler

There is a short film where a guy gets a drain pregnant and it has his baby or some shit

 

[Plywood]

 

[Deleted member 80556]

It's likely not, there are loads of other fake ones

Haha, the DNA thing is just ridiculous!

 

[akira28]

popular prank.
http://jezebel.com/5899777/penn-does-not-have-a-problem-with-semen+clogged-showers

 

[fanboi]

I shared a bathroom with my sister. She had hair to her waist. I put enough semen down that drain to fill a hot tub.

Using your sister and "filling a hot tub with semen" in the same paragraph of text is... well Doombringer would be proud.

 

[RustyNails]

I was half expecting the plumber to come and also bate in the shower. Op disappoint.

 

[Hypereides]

Thread of ages.

I'm laughing so hard right now.

What in the name of flying fuck.

 

[Omni]

Might as well bring a cumbox.

A soggy cumbox.


Not the thought you want in your head while eating breakfast...

 

[wenis]

wrestling really does have the best reaction gifs.

 

[Lufiaddict]

perhaps the man juice makes the hair stick together more

Scientists should test the mechanical properties of this composite material. This might be the greatest discovery of the 21th century.

 

[bangai-o]

Scientists should test the mechanical properties of this composite material. This might be the greatest discovery of the 21th century.

we could build houses out of long hairs and sperm.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

This thread! lol

 

[nullset2]

lol

in case it hasn't been made clear before in the thread, the whole "semen clogs pipes" thing is a college dorm inside joke meme thing. just wanted to make it clear. you'd need to ejaculate mud for such a thing to actually happen.

 

[Brian Griffin]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

I really don't know if you are bullshitting or telling the truth...

I don't know anything about plumbing so can someone tell me if all the drains from a house go to the same place? For some reason I always assumed toilet drains went somewhere else than the sink and shower drains because of the solid waste so shitting in the shower was a bad idea. If they all go to the place then more power to you for being so efficient. I imagine it would leave a powerful stink afterwards though.

 

[TAJ]

Scientists should test the mechanical properties of this composite material. This might be the greatest discovery of the 21th century.

Peter North is the key to the future.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

What the.... Congrats. That is officially the most disgusting thing I've heard so far in 2013

 

[Batigol]

Clogging is impossible unless your man juice is really thick like toothpaste.

Pretty much anything will go down a drain

 

[Lufiaddict]

we could build houses out of long hairs and sperm.

Imagine a productive young man and his long-haired wife, just married, building their love nest together.
D'awwwwww.

 

[the chris]

This thread:

 

[akira28]

I really don't know if you are bullshitting or telling the truth...

I don't know anything about plumbing so can someone tell me if all the drains from a house go to the same place? For some reason I always assumed toilet drains went somewhere else than the sink and shower drains because of the solid waste so shitting in the shower was a bad idea. If they all go to the place then more power to you for being so efficient. I imagine it would leave a powerful stink afterwards though.

depends on your plumbing system and city sewage system.

Greywater, is generally accepted as being wastewater generated from wash hand basins, showers and baths, which can be recycled on-site for uses such as WC flushing, landscape irrigation and constructed wetlands. Greywater often excludes discharge from laundry, dishwashers and kitchen sinks due to the high nutrient levels. It differs from the discharge of WC's which is designated sewage or blackwater to indicate it contains human waste.

 

[davepoobond]

Scientists should test the mechanical properties of this composite material. This might be the greatest discovery of the 21th century.

im surprised they havent put garbage disposal units in our sinks and baths by now

 

[LordCanti]

depends on your plumbing system and city sewage system.

I'm okay with any shit I've put down the shower drain going to the fertilization of my plants and the flushing of further excrement.

 

[Devolution]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

I won't take a sweaty shit when I've just had a clean shower. It's best to do it in it. What's the worst that can happen? No one can hear me dropping bombs

It's kinda relaxing in all honesty

Dude. No.

 

[davepoobond]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

they made toilets for a reason

 

[Timedog]

Batigol is Joe2187's uncle/roommate.

 

[cubicle47b]

Obviously, Batigol is going to have to show us proof if we're to believe him.

 

[DigitalRicket]

It's likely not, there are loads of other fake ones

A friend of mine told me back when when she was in college that there were signs like this posted in their dorm bathrooms... Soooo, no. These are very real.

 

[TheKaeptain]

If this is inappropriate, I'm truly sorry. Google is sending me mixed signals.

I've heard that the shower is the best place to relieve oneself because the water cleanses your hands and penis almost immediately. Washing afterward is supposed to remove the particles that can stick and eventually smell. From personal experience, I believe this to be generally true.

Friends of mine also swear by the shower tug, but a pal who recently returned from college shared a story that puts everything I thought I knew to the test. Apparently, too many young men were bating in the dormitory showers. Eventually, the drain pipes clogged and a plumber had to come in and relieve the pressure.

Is this an isolated incident? I do not know for certain the frequency with which these college men would use the shower to pleasure themselves, so I am stuck in a loop of "Do I quit bating in the shower or not?"

Has anything like this happened to any of you? Have I simply been told an urban myth or a devious lie?

Wait is this friend a student at CSU Northridge?

 

[Kaizer]

Wow @ this thread, lolololol.

 

[kharma45]

A friend of mine told me back when when she was in college that there were signs like this posted in their dorm bathrooms... Soooo, no. These are very real.

Because these can't be faked by students, right? Here's another from my uni

and guess what, it's just like the rest of them

For example, St. Andrew's replied about the one floating around their uni https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/masturbation_notice

Thank you for your FoI Request re “Masturbation Notice”.



The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It was
a student prank, and regrettably not even an original prank. The notice
appears to be a copycat issue of a similar text which appeared recently at
Durham and Lancaster universities and a number of universities in the
States. A quick check on Google should give you more information about
these incidents should you require it.



A strong clue that the notice is fake is the line “Please go home and
masturbate if you are bored.” As a matter of policy, the University would
never encourage students to go home during term time.



I understand that two copies of the notice were attached, with chewing
gum, to doors of the male toilets in the University of St Andrews Main
Library on or about the afternoon of Sunday November 13^th 2011. The
notices were removed by Library staff shortly afterwards.



Far from having a policy on masturbation or outlawing the practice, as the
bogus notice alleged, the University encourages the study of it,
academically at least. Among the titles in the University Library is
“Solitary Sex : A Cultural History of Masturbation” by Thomas Walter
Laqueur, pub Zone Books, New York, 2003.

So yeah, they're not real. If you believe them maybe you heard they took the word gullible out of the dictionary recently...

 

[General_Zod]

Truly amazing topic hahaha real first world problems!

 

[RustyNails]

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

Some seriously uncivilized barbarians in this thread.

 

[multivac]

Oh my god, this thread. From "bating" to shitting in the shower, I just can't.

 

[LordCanti]

Some seriously uncivilized barbarians in this thread.

It's like a bidet room son! You'd be crazy not to shit in there.

Spoiler

I've told my one "I had to shit in the shower; I had no other choice" story before, so I won't again. Needless to say, if you're shitting in the shower, things have gone sideways

 

[TCRS]

what do you guys do with pubic hair? I shave over the sink and then collect it all with some toilet paper and then flush it. Otherwise it would clog the pipe.

 

[cm osi]

i'm laughing so hard at this gif. damn.


anyway OP, there's something called "bidet", google it

 

[Brian Griffin]

Oh my god, this thread. From "bating" to shitting in the shower, I just can't.

"Bating" is not a new term unless you are an unenlightened heathen who hasn't seen the movie Idiocracy. If you are one of these heathens you should do yourself a favor and acquire and watch said movie ASAP so you can transcend your current pitiful existence.

 

[kharma45]

what do you do with pubic hair? I shave over the sink and then collect it all with some toilet paper and then flush it. Otherwise it would clog the pipe.

 

[Sai-kun]

the fuck

 

[Sullen]

A friend of mine told me back when when she was in college that there were signs like this posted in their dorm bathrooms... Soooo, no. These are very real.

You aren't really this gullible are you?

 

[mj1108]

what do you guys do with pubic hair? I shave over the sink and then collect it all with some toilet paper and then flush it. Otherwise it would clog the pipe.

Give it to mom and she makes a blanket out of it.

 

[Demon Ice]

People actually fell for the "official" university notices?

Lolz

 

[pompidu]

if thisvwas true all the pipes in my houae would needed to be replaced

 

[Thug Waffle]

Wait is this friend a student at CSU Northridge?

Nope, Illinois State.

 

[MikeMyers]

I've never done it in the shower.

Wait is this friend a student at CSU Northridge?

That CSU is right nearby me.

 

[TAJ]

A friend of mine told me back when when she was in college that there were signs like this posted in their dorm bathrooms... Soooo, no. These are very real.

That's definitely a real sheet of paper.

 

[ZeroAKA]

http://chicagoist.com/2011/05/17/semen_secondary_education_and_snope.php

It's bs. A prank.

That letter is posted at my college word-for-word (except with the names and addresses changed, of course) every year. And the freshmen fall for it and post the letter on Facebook every year.