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http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/08/31/man-beheads-self-in-virginia.html?obref=obnetwork

Damn.

Man Beheads Self in Virginia


A man in Virginia beheaded himself Tuesday after an apparent domestic dispute with his wife. Police responding to a call about the dispute noticed a burning utility trailer and a white SUV nearby. They also noticed that the driver of the SUV had tied a cable around a tree, run it through the car window, and wrapped it around his neck. When police tried to get him to exit from the vehicle, he accelerated and decapitated himself. "Nobody has ever heard of anything like this," the local sheriff said.
Read it at Associated Press
August 31, 2011 7:01 AM

 

[Log4Girlz]

That's determination.

 

[Princess Carl]

WTF

 

[HeySeuss]

He was only trying to get a head in life.

 

[nns3d]

Comment section.

Smart & Final !! Guess he got a head start on the police..

So much for the head of the household.

So I guess he did not give the police a "heads up" what was about to happen...

I wonder where in Virginia though, I haven't heard anything about this.

 

[RDreamer]

He was only trying to get a head in life.

I don't like where this is heading.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

holy shit...

this world is insane.

 

[KingDizzi]

A domestic problem is bad but nothing to lose your head over

 

[BocoDragon]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

 

[UrbanRats]

 

[HeySeuss]

I don't like where this is heading.

Are you saying heads might roll?

 

[WrenchNinja]

holy shit...

this world is insane.

Guess he didn't have his head screwed on right.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

ewwwww

 

[MMaRsu]

What the fuck man.. people be illin

 

[Mammoth Jones]

I guess I can never underestimate the cruelty of human beings to make light of such a thing.

 

[JackEtc]

Should have been more level-headed about the whole situation.

 

[soul creator]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

talk about giving head

 

[hertog]

What's that on the road ahead?

 

[MetalAlien]

Gotta remember that one.

 

[Dilly]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

Thank god I'm not the only one.

 

[canoli2006]

This and a thread on suicide attempts on the first page this morning. Lovely way to begin a Sunday.

 

[Kaako]

Self beheading in my state? Aw hell naw.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Saw?

 

[that1dude24]

i was going to make a joke until i imagined what it'd be like to witness that

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Thank god I'm not the only one.

I did too. Definitely required a double-take for me.

 

[brandonh83]

I have a hard time wrapping my head around something like this, just pure insanity.

 

[kharma45]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

As did I.

 

[MrGame&Watch]

I feel like reddit's influence on places like GAF have even changed how people post( the glorious amount of puns in this thread for example)

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

That's one tight vagina guys.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

 

[Ether_Snake]

I remember reading a similar story some time ago. I think the guy used a similar setup with a chainsaw or something. It was on GAF too.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Like a boss!

 

[entremet]

Ugh. man. Why not just close the garbage with the engine running? That sounds brutal.

 

[Game-Biz]

Guess he decided to head out in a new direction.

 

[triplestation]

 

[dabig2]

beheading stories always makes me feel lightheaded.

Some cold hard determination to decapitate yourself like that. Head wasn't in the right place.

 

[sixteen-bit]

That's fucked up

 

[tfur]

Back in the early 90's, there was a web site that kept all the the 'grotesque' stuff.

Included in said site, were pictures of someone after they did this exact same thing... Some dude was in his blue cutlass of something... tied himself to a tree... and drove off... It was basically just a head with stuff hanging out of the neck area. Wish I never saw that.

 

[Live Free or Die]

Can't believe he went ahead with it.

 

[Jaffaboy]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I remember reading a similar story some time ago. I think the guy used a similar setup with a chainsaw or something. It was on GAF too.

My uncle worked with a guy who committed suicide by jumping into a wood chipper. I guess it gets into your head and you don't care how it happens.

 

[mike23]

He was inside the car

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Wasn't there a guy that cut his OWN head off with a chainsaw when they tried to evict him? He even rigged it up to a door so when they opened it, the saw would swing and kill him?

Christ. I think I'm going to vomit...

 

[X26]

he was in the car

edit: beaten

 

[Amagon]

Read this as:

Man Beheads Self in Vagina

Same. Still a wtf story

 

[HeySeuss]

Wasn't there a guy that cut his OWN head off with a chainsaw when they tried to evict him? He even rigged it up to a door so when they opened it, the saw would swing and kill him?

Christ. I think I'm going to vomit...

So he made a see-saw?

 

[MisterAnderson]

He was in the SUV.

 

[Screenboy]

nice one.

 

[Jak140]

Talk about the ride of your life.

 

[fanboi]

Dear god, a little family argument is nothing to lose your head on