Man Beheads Self in Virginia

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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Hrrrmmmmmmmmmm dude might have been a Gaffer. I've told a story about a guy doing something similar to kill himself on here :/
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Found it.

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
My brother knew a guy that chopped his head off for suicide.

He wrapped a long chain around his neck, smashed out the back window, tied the other end to a tree and floored it. Pretty fuckin clever.
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fear of getting head chopped off
 
I see. If every topic with a gruesome note could be humored with puns, Gaf wouldn't resist to do it, no matter the seriousness of the topic. Otherwise, things like "omg sent x to jail for life," or "why humanity" comments show up.

Just an observation. I'd like to pun, too, but I'm out of ideas or very sick of this thread (doesn't matter, keep up).
 
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I see. If every topic with a gruesome note could be humored with puns, Gaf wouldn't resist to do it, no matter the seriousness of the topic. Otherwise, things like "omg sent x to jail for life," or "why humanity" comments show up.

Just an observation. I'd like to pun, too, but I'm out of ideas or very sick of this thread (doesn't matter, keep up).
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Let pun-GAF have their fun; they'll get burnt out eventually. It's not like they have all the time in the world to keep making mediocre puns at the expense of others.

I mean, eventually, it'll probably be their turn. Before or after their heads start rolling from these threads? I don't know.
 
You know some kind of really thin sharp strong metal wire, like piano wire or something, decent enough gauge, and a tree, and then you strap yourself in, that's probably one of the more painless and quick ways to go. Beats eating a gun anyway, for awesome points.

Anyway, I guess he made his final weaponized middle finger to his wife, and made the news. Where ever he is, he's probably not thinking mission accomplished, though.

DefectiveReject said:
Subtle pun from yourself. Anyone attempting and going through with Suicide doesnt deserve not to be ridiculed somewhat
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meh with the mehness of your meh justification. I seriously don't think public ridicule is going to catch on as the anti-suicide. I detect a defensive mechanism.
 
akira28 said:
You know some kind of really thin sharp strong metal wire, like piano wire or something, decent enough gauge, and a tree, and then you strap yourself in, that's probably one of the more painless and quick ways to go. Beats eating a gun anyway, for awesome points.

Anyway, I guess he made his final weaponized middle finger to his wife, and made the news. Where ever he is, he's probably not thinking mission accomplished, though.


meh with the mehness of your meh justification. I seriously don't think public ridicule is going to catch on as the anti-suicide. I detect a defensive mechanism.
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What now??
I'm justifying nothing.
 
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DefectiveReject said:
Subtle pun from yourself. Anyone attempting and going through with Suicide doesnt deserve not to be ridiculed somewhat
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Yea... no, you're a fucking dumbass. Suicide victims do not deserve to be ridiculed.
 
If you're gonna kill yourself, that's the way to do it, seems to have a high success rate.

Shame he did it though.
 
It turns out the domestic dispute was because his wife was unhappy that he never gave her head.
 
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