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[Matlock]

I joked around with my roommate about how cool it would be to hook up with the girl I met on Itunes (she's just downstairs), and this afternoon he said he talked to my current girlfriend.

I came home, IM'd her...no reply for about two minutes (which is odd, because she's usually really quick about replies).

Talk about being scared shitless.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its a good thing you surgically inserted the micro explosive in his chest cavity, eh?

 

[Dice]

She must have been busy... with your roommate.




Just kidding dude, don't be paranoid, assumptions are bad.

 

[karasu]

Nothing hurts like a guilty conscious.

 

[nitewulf]

so your friend is in actuality...your enemy, nemesis if you will?

 

[BlackMage]

your friend?!

 

[Dilbert]

I joked around with my roommate about how cool it would be to hook up with the girl I met on Itunes (she's just downstairs), and this afternoon he said he talked to my current girlfriend.

I came home, IM'd her...no reply for about two minutes (which is odd, because she's usually really quick about replies).

Talk about being scared shitless.

The first rule about keeping a little black book is you NEVER talk about your little black book.

 

[Matlock]

You're a genius. Now if I could find a woman with a taste for ELO so I can get a copy of Showdown...!

 

[Incognito]

u have a gf?

let's see a pic.

 

[Matlock]

u have a gf?

let's see a pic.

That's the closest GAF's going to get.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

What about a girl who digs ELP? Or El-P?

 

[nitewulf]

u have a gf?

let's see a pic.

yes, the least you could do is share your gf's picture with your GA brethren. its not like we will be nice and decent about it or anything. some will be overly critical focusing on the minutest of flaws, some will want to FHUTA, some will just want to "hit it", while others will merely jack off to it.
surely the tradition must continue?

 

[Escape Goat]

yes, the least you could do is share your gf's picture with your GA brethren. its not like we will be nice and decent about it or anything. some will be overly critical focusing on the minutest of flaws, some will want to FHUTA, some will just want to "hit it", while others will merely jack off to it.
surely the tradition must continue?

So true :lol

 

[karasu]

I want prints.

 

[Bob White]

yes, the least you could do is share your gf's picture with your GA brethren. its not like we will be nice and decent about it or anything. some will be overly critical focusing on the minutest of flaws, some will want to FHUTA, some will just want to "hit it", while others will merely jack off to it.
surely the tradition must continue?

This man speaks like the kind of man that speaks THE TRUTH. Listen to him. He knows beat. WE know best.

now go post some pics of her. we're all friends here.

 

[Minotauro]

yes, the least you could do is share your gf's picture with your GA brethren. its not like we will be nice and decent about it or anything. some will be overly critical focusing on the minutest of flaws, some will want to FHUTA, some will just want to "hit it", while others will merely jack off to it.
surely the tradition must continue?

Cock-blocker.

 

[Leon]

How do you meet a girl on iTunes?

 

[Incognito]

How do you meet a girl on iTunes?

dude, it's matlock. he's even managed to meet girls...get this... at his dorm complex!

:lol