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GOAT

 

[Mr. Enigma]

He is so awesome. I love watching him talk, walk to the ring, wrestle, his showmanship. The dude is gold!

If there was ever anyone that was WWE ready without needing to go to to FCW to be "reprogrammed" it's Aries.

 

[Professor Beef]

Except for Frankman.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT GUY RIGHT?

 

[miserable]

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[Parallax]

Except for Frankman.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT GUY RIGHT?

When does frankman return?

 

[TangMeng]

 

[DMczaf]

When does frankman return?

When Macho Man goes into the HOF.

 

[Radec]

The Boss!

Big Head Orton

 

[the-monkey]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Linkified]

Riddle me this: What do you call a scottish wrestler that has been mismanaged? Drew McIntyre.

Why is he in the alumni section though?

 

[G-Fex]

I'm Mcintyred of hearing about Drew

 

[Aiii]

Now if only it was in high res...

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm Mcintyred of hearing about Drew

This Mcintyre talk certainly seemed to Drew your ire

Spoiler

sounded better in my head

 

[Guzim]

Man, I love Sid.

http://www.wwe.com/videos/survivor-series-1996-shawn-michaels-vs-sid-11171996-25059016

EDIT: Look how into it the crowd is.

MSG baby!

 

[Plywood]

This guy looks like an anime character:

 

[G-Fex]

This Mcintyre talk certainly seemed to Drew your ire

Spoiler

sounded better in my head

There there you tried

 

[UberTag]

Riddle me this: What do you call a scottish wrestler that has been mismanaged? Drew McIntyre.

Why is he in the alumni section though?

They pulled Drew from the Smackdown section after he was kayfabe fired by Teddy Long two weeks ago and haven't moved him back since Johnny Ace hired him back when running Smackdown this past Friday.

 

[mightynine]

Now here's a fine selection from the new selection of full matches on the dot com...

WCW Halloween Havoc '97 Rey Mysterio, Jr. Vs. Eddie Guerrero - Mask vs. Cruiserweight Title Match

It has:

• Rey's RPG entrance music, plus he's wearing a Sex Phantom Riddler body suit
• Eddie's porno entrance music and mullet
• Mike Tenay's encyclopedia of lucha libre commentary
• one of the sweetest DDT's I've ever seen around the 7 minute mark

 

[Carnby]

It looks like No Way Out is coming back....

Of all the retro PPV events.....

No Way Out and Elimination Chamber in the same year? How is Germany going to rename the EC ppv?

 

[RBH]

When does frankman return?

Frankman's ban just ended today, actually.

So he can come back at any time now.

 

[Judderman]

No Way Out and Elimination Chamber in the same year? How is Germany going to rename the EC ppv?

No Way Out & No Way Out 2: Electric Boogaloo. Germany was a huge fan of the Breakin' franchise.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

No Way Out and Elimination Chamber in the same year? How is Germany going to rename the EC ppv?

I dunno why they don't just stick with Elimination Chamber over there. Seems a bit silly.

 

[G-Fex]

Frankman's ban just ended today, actually.

So he can come back at any time now.

Fuck


Fuck

This is too awesome, I hope he shows up for NWA

 

[DMeisterJ]

Anyone ever notice how Frankman and Heavy never post at the same time?

Now I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but...

 

[billy beane]

Now here's a fine selection from the new selection of full matches on the dot com...

WCW Halloween Havoc '97 Rey Mysterio, Jr. Vs. Eddie Guerrero - Mask vs. Cruiserweight Title Match

It has:

• Rey's RPG entrance music, plus he's wearing a Sex Phantom Riddler body suit
• Eddie's porno entrance music and mullet
• Mike Tenay's encyclopedia of lucha libre commentary
• one of the sweetest DDT's I've ever seen around the 7 minute mark

You also forgot that it has crazy Dusty on commentary, which is always a plus.

Match is fantastic though.

 

[darkside31337]

Anyone ever notice how Frankman and Heavy never post at the same time?

Now I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but...

Can't be true because Frankman has no balls to wash.

That's right. I'm calling you out.

 

[Perspicacity]

Well he would if ever took them out of his purse, right?

 

[BoboBrazil]

 

[G-Fex]

Teddy Long isn't going to leave is he?

 

[Dark Ninja]

So the Teddy Long vs Laurenitis match at mania will be a 12 man tag-team match. Teddy Long probably changed his pants 12 times

edit:dammit beaten

 

[G-Fex]

You just stomp that reply button don't you dark?

 

[DMeisterJ]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/03/20120312_letter_from_board.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

So that's how they'll fit in all the people who aren't named Cena/Orton/Rhodes/Show/CM Punk/Jericho or Divas into WM. Throw them all into one match where they'll barely get any spotlight.

So I'm guessing Ziggler/Swagger/Miz/Truth/Kingston/someone else for Raw and I'm not even sure of the SD mid-card. Maybe Christian will be in that match.

 

[darkside31337]

12 man tag team match? Poor Johnny Ace is already at a huge disadvantage.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

So are they ending the brand split at the same time?

 

[jmdajr]

Hmmm. Is it an elimination tag team match?

plus I assume the manger can pick anyone?

It can't be mixed face/heels/

 

[Plywood]

So that's how they'll fit in all the people who aren't named Cena/Orton/Rhodes/Show/CM Punk/Jericho or Divas into WM. Throw them all into one match where they'll barely get any spotlight.

So I'm guessing Ziggler/Swagger/Miz/Truth/Kingston/someone else for Raw and I'm not even sure of the SD mid-card. Maybe Christian will be in that match.

At least they'll get that Wrestlemania pay.

But I swear Mason Ryan and Ezekiel Jackson better not be on the card.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

I love how they're using old headed paper. The company is officially WWE Inc, now, right?

 

[Chopper]

Kewl. So...

Christian
Del Rio
Mark Henry
Miz?
Hunico?
...

vs.

Kofi
Truth
Santino?
...

Ugh. It's so boring trying to remember the roster. I presume the Tag Champs will get swallowed up by this too, just to avoid a title defense at Mania. A match for this thing is fine, but 12 men?! Might as well have made it a ladder match.

 

[billy beane]

So are they ending the brand split at the same time?

It seems more and more likely it's happening. They don't even have the roster split up on wwe.com anymore.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

This instead of MITB sucks.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

It was going to be a 7-on-7 match until Orton threw a strop and demanded he get his own match.

--PWInsider

 

[DMeisterJ]

It seems more and more likely it's happening. They don't even have the roster split up on wwe.com anymore.

They should have split the brands when they had WCW/WWF and it would have made sense. Have RAW be WWF, and SD be WCW, and you'd be able to offer two completely different shows, and have people tune in for different reasons. By having essentially the same show on two nights, and throwing all of your big draws on one show, with only a handful on the other, you essentially kill your own brand that way.

At least they'll get that Wrestlemania pay.

But I swear Mason Ryan and Ezekiel Jackson better not be on the card.

Mason Ryan and Ezekiel Jackson in a boring match. Woever can bore the audience to tears first wins.

 

[BillRiccio]

According to Pwinsider.com, the plan is for Team Laurinaitis to be: David Otunga, Christian, Mark Henry, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger. Team Long would be: Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston, Great Khali, Ezekiel Jackson, R-Truth and another name to be announced. While it is not confirmed, it is believed that the final name will be the returning Rey Mysterio.

 

[Plywood]

Kewl. So...

Christian
Del Rio
Mark Henry
Miz?
Hunico?
...

vs.

Kofi
Truth
Santino?
...

Ugh. It's so boring trying to remember the roster. I presume the Tag Champs will get swallowed up by this too, just to avoid a title defense at Mania. A match for this thing is fine, but 12 men?! Might as well have made it a ladder match.

WAIT A MINUTE NOW PLAYA


I just realized something like this could be the perfect time to bring up Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins as both Johnny Ace's and Teddy's respective "trump card" picks. This would help boaster their starts in the E'. So it likely won't happen.

Cause honestly, I would have everyone else get eliminated and then have them have a solid 8-12 minute match.

 

[G-Fex]

This instead of MITB sucks.

You're going to get your shitty 12 man match and you're going to like it!

Too bad there's no Cara to break this time.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Whats stupid is it wont be elimination style so the finish will probably be shitty. The match is going to be shitty

 

[jmdajr]

According to Pwinsider.com, the plan is for Team Laurinaitis to be: David Otunga, Christian, Mark Henry, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger. Team Long would be: Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston, Great Khali, Ezekiel Jackson, R-Truth and another name to be announced. While it is not confirmed, it is believed that the final name will be the returning Rey Mysterio.

Come on now. Can Triple HHH let them borrow a fucking broom. Damn.

 

[Plywood]

Whats stupid is it wont be elimination style so the finish will probably be shitty. The match is going to be shitty

Oh, well there goes my plan.

 

[darkside31337]

Wait it's not an elimination tag team match? What the hell?