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[Liquidsnake]

You think Rock cares about his legacy? He's just back to collect a fat paycheck.

For someone who has real family ties to the business I think he does care. If he was one of these scrubs today who don't even know anything about the history of wrestling, I would say you are correct.

Not the Rock. He understands the importance of him beating SCSA at WM, Hogan at WM etc.............. To coerce with Cena to make himself look bad doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Striker]

I want Cena vs Punk vs Orton triple threat for the title.

Punk going over both of them of course.

The fucking last thing I want to see is Orton and Cener competing for a title.

 

[bean breath]

so, will raw conclude with another rock/cena face off? they should change it up.

In-ring contract signing?

 

[Nocturnowl]

In-ring contract signing?

Don't they have the Rock concert vs Cena rap tonight? expect Rock's guitar to have been tweaked to sound awful to make him look worse.

 

[jmdajr]

In-ring contract signing?

Rock/Cena DEBATE!

Cole/Jerry :"Rock how would you solve the problems facing this economy..."

Rock: "Glad you asked. Let me tell you what the Rock would do. The Rock would gather all these homeless pieces of trash and put their roody poo....candy asses back to work!"
(wait..wrong rock)

 

[Liquidsnake]

Don't they have the Rock concert vs Cena rap tonight? expect Rock's guitar to have been tweaked to sound awful to make him look worse.

Fully I expect crib notes written on the inside of the guitar, and then when Cena hits him over the head with the guitar, the crib notes shall be revealed.

 

[Kaladin]

Joseph Park has opened a twitter account:

https://twitter.com/#!/JOSEPHPARK_esq

This is seriously the best thing they have done with Abyss since they dropped James Mitchell and let him speak.

 

[Kyoufu]

The fucking last thing I want to see is Orton and Cener competing for a title.

Punk beating both of them would be sweet though.

edit: Or just Punk vs Orton. Punk needs revenge for the burial he got last year.

 

[bean breath]

Don't they have the Rock concert vs Cena rap tonight? expect Rock's guitar to have been tweaked to sound awful to make him look worse.

Oh, that's right.

Ce-na, Ce-na, rap!
Ce-na, Ce-na, rap!
Ce-na, Ce-na, rap!
Go, go, go, go
Go Cena, go Cena, go
Go Cena, go Cena, go
Go Cena, go Cena, go
Go Cena, go Cena, go
Go, go, go, go

 

[Kaladin]

Cena hasn't been a rapper in a while, his game might be rusty.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Cena hasn't been a rapper in a while, his game might be rusty.

Im sure the Rock helped him come up with good insults to toss at him.

 

[Striker]

He'll rap about Rock's Disney films and how he only does does Raw via satellite. He has no material.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Fully I expect crib notes written on the inside of the guitar, and then when Cena hits him over the head with the guitar, the crib notes shall be revealed.

This is too good, this way Cena gets more than one victory from the segment. It's like a double dose of defeat for The Rock.

 

[NoRéN]

Im sure the Rock helped him come up with good insults to toss at him.

Just in case, they will be written on Rock's arms.

 

[jmdajr]

I for one am hyped for tonight's show.

So..are Guitar shots to the head banned? Please God tell me it ain't so. Rock might have to use his bottle of water Truth style.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

This all reminds me of that South Park episode.

"AMMMM A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY..."

 

[Kaladin]

Besides, Cena can't rap about anything without GLAAD or someone complaining. Remember last June when he rapped about The Rock, said something about "blow me" and it drew complaints with people saying he was homophobic?

 

[BoboBrazil]

It should be an entertaining show. The Rock song and the Cena rap should both be good segments.

 

[Nocturnowl]

This all reminds me of that South Park episode.

"AMMMM A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY..."

Wrestlemania ends with Rock and Cena getting over their issues and combining their music in celebration of 28 Wrestelmania events

 

[billy beane]

I'm just thinking about how awesome The Rock's performance was back in 2003. That was such a great skit.

 

[Izick]

Besides, Cena can't rap about anything without GLAAD or someone complaining. Remember last June when he rapped about The Rock, said something about "blow me" and it drew complaints with people saying he was homophobic?

I remember when the WWF would have embraced that and turned it up.

"Controversy creates cash."

 

[Mr. Sam]

He'll rap about Rock's Disney films and how he only does does Raw via satellite. He has no material.

Whereas The Rock will recite Wordsworth, Socrates and Shakespeare, ape the political satire of George Carlin, then maybe finish up by getting something clever like "John Cena's golden queefs" to trend on Twitter.

 

[somedevil]

 

[SoulPlaya]

He'll rap about Rock's Disney films and how he only does does Raw via satellite. He has no material.

"Kung Pao Bitch"

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Whereas The Rock will recite Wordsworth, Socrates and Shakespeare, ape the political satire of George Carlin, then maybe finish up by getting something clever like "John Cena's golden queefs" to trend on Twitter.

"John Cena's golden queefs"

...

Trending worldwide.

 

[G-Fex]

Yup, I expect some lame ass Rock trending worldwide garbage tonight! HYPE!

Why is Eric Young fucking Gail Kim?

 

[Kaladin]

Yup, I expect some lame ass Rock trending worldwide garbage tonight! HYPE!

Why is Eric Young fucking Gail Kim?

The title of The Rock's song tonight will be "Trending Worldwide".....

Also, I thought the same thing about that comic.

 

[jmdajr]

Yup, I expect some lame ass Rock trending worldwide garbage tonight! HYPE!

Why is Eric Young fucking Gail Kim?

Did you see Impact? Of course you didn't. But that actually happened.

 

[NoRéN]

Yup, I expect some lame ass Rock trending worldwide garbage tonight! HYPE!

Why is Eric Young fucking Gail Kim?

Plus more history lessons.

 

[G-Fex]

The title of The Rock's song tonight will be "Trending Worldwide".....

Also, I thought the same thing about that comic.

lol

Did you see Impact? Of course you didn't. But that actually happened.

I heard about it, no I don't see Impact cause I have to work.

Plus more history lessons.

Raw is Suicide inducing, trending worldwide

 

[jmdajr]

lol


I heard about it, no I don't see Impact cause I have to work.

Hey Bro you don't need excuse for NOT watching Impact. EVER.

 

[Kaladin]

If WWE was smart, they would have the songs that The Rock and Cena perform be on iTunes immediately after RAW for download.

 

[jmdajr]

If WWE was smart, they would have the songs that The Rock and Cena perform be on iTunes immediately after RAW for download.

Well it works for GLEE

 

[NoRéN]

Raw is Suicide inducing, trending worldwide

It's pretty bad. The Laurenitis and Teddy Long stuff is just not entertaining to me. The Natalya fart stuff is bad. Twitter, twitter, twitter...
"I'm Dolph Zigglerandhere'smypromoImsoawesomeVicky'syellingovermeIwantthebeltbecauseI'mgreatbutit'snotshowingoffifyoucanbackitup"

 

[Mr. Sam]

The title of The Rock's song tonight will be "Trending Worldwide"

I tried writing a song called "Trending Worldwide." Couldn't. That shit is hard.

There's a reason I'm not The Rock.

 

[Professor Beef]

Cena broke 1000 guitars buried 1000 wrestlers, never drew a dime.

 

[jmdajr]

Cena broke 1000 guitars buried 1000 wrestlers, never drew a dime.

Humorous but let's not get silly here.

 

[G-Fex]

It's pretty bad. The Laurenitis and Teddy Long stuff is just not entertaining to me. The Natalya fart stuff is bad. Twitter, twitter, twitter...
"I'm Dolph Zigglerandhere'smypromoImsoawesomeVicky'syellingovermeIwantthebeltbecauseI'mgreatbutit'snotshowingoffifyoucanbackitup"

it's all pretty bad.

This makes me sad.

 

[Kaladin]

it's all pretty bad.

This makes me sad.

At least Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are champs

 

[Professor Beef]

Humorous but let's not get silly here.

Well yeah. I just wanted to make a Cena/guitars joke.

 

[G-Fex]

At least Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are champs

Yeah

also

 

[NoRéN]

it's all pretty bad.

This makes me sad.

If it wasn't for DVR I wouldn't be watching.

At least Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are champs

Still happy about that but Daniel Bryan is boring on the mic. The "yes yes yes!" crap is stupid.
However, him shutting up AJ was good. Other than that, I would much rather see him going for the US title or something.

 

[Ithil]

If it wasn't for DVR I wouldn't be watching.

Still happy about that but Daniel Bryan is boring on the mic. The "yes yes yes!" crap is stupid.
However, him shutting up AJ was good. Other than that, I would much rather see him going for the US title or something.

Go away

 

[G-Fex]

Damnit Ithil you're avatar is making me corpse up my responses.

AJ should shut up cause she's a bastard.

A hot little bastard.

 

[Htown]

Yeah

Nice of them to put it in order of importance. LOL tag titles

EDIT: Wait why does the intercontinental title look wrong?

 

[UberTag]

Still happy about that but Daniel Bryan is boring on the mic. The "yes yes yes!" crap is stupid.

However, him shutting up AJ was good. Other than that, I would much rather see him going for the US title or something.

My eyes are bleeding.

This is what happens when the WWE convinces the masses that only Cena and Orton are title worthy.

 

[NoRéN]

Damnit Ithil you're avatar is making me corpse up my responses.

AJ should shut up cause she's a bastard.

A hot little bastard.

A 95 lb bastard.

My eyes are bleeding.

This is what happens when the WWE convinces the masses that only Cena and Orton are title worthy.

lol

Nah, Bryan, Rhodes, Kofi, Miz, Truth, all going for the IC belt or something.

Punk, Jericho, Ziggler, Barrett, for the WWE belt.

Orton and Cena would all be thrown in there somewhere but I would still love it if Cena took a long, well deserved vacation after WM.

 

[Anth0ny]

Yeah

lol tag titles

but I'm actually okay with this, otherwise.

 

[NoRéN]

lol tag titles

but I'm actually okay with this, otherwise.

Who's going to be feuding with Beth for the Divas belt?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Who's going to be feuding with Beth for the Divas belt?

Should be Natalya...