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March Wrasslin' |OT| The March to Wrestlemania XXXIII!

CHIKARA just won mania weekend matches
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Yay UMB is back.
 

jmdajr

Member
I don't think Cena vs Taker is going to happen at this point.

Goldberg and Taker are like the same age. Man the mileage really kills you. Shit.
 

Kurita

Member
I don't understand the appeal of Royce and Kay. I haven't seen much from them but I'm not sure I want to see more. Pretty bad on the mic and very average in ring.
 
This would be my guess. I'm kind of wondering what they're plans are for them. Dunn, Wolfgang, Bate, Seven, and Andrews are the only people they're actually doing anything with after the tournament. I wonder if they're hesitant on going forward with a show after 205 lives shaky start

The WWE UK stuff has one distinct advantage that 205 Live lacks. It wouldn't be with the main roster. The original plan was for it to be UK produced, meaning the crowd won't leave after Smackdown's finished.
 
I'm all for old guys putting young talent over, but this case in specific is an exception.

If Taker loses and don't retire, that will take A LOT from his last match, and if he Retires after Roman, there won't be Taker vs Cena.

So losing to Roman now will either take away from the final moment or will make something fans have been wanting to see not happen.

I wish they went Cena vs Taker and then Reigns vs Taker...

Personally I haven't given a fuck about Taker since he retired HBK, those HHH matches were solid B+ matches or what Bret Hart would call good but not great.

Then he had a great match with Punk but so what... Punk got nothing from it.

Lesnar match was great because I didn't give a shit so the ending was literally the greatest three count in WWE history.

And then he did nothing for Bray

And then he was an excuse for Shane to do a big stunt.

And i have zero need for Taker/Cena either... so fuck it is really my view at this match.

Taker can't go anymore... that's the reality so Reigns just destroying him would be the most entertaining thing I can think of.

Like I guess I just don't have the reverence for Taker... He was never my favorite so don't care really lol.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I should say if the plan is to have him beat Taker and then try and keep him face after then they're idiots...

That said if they do keep him face whatever, I'm so beyond getting upset at Roman Reigns anymore, and I'll just enjoy the solid matches he puts on and the crowd shitting on him at every turn, it's entertaining.




Ha ha ha.... I kind want her to just go to Raw and beat all the horsewomen there and basically be female Roman Reigns... just to see how long having a cool finishers keeps the crowd from completely turning on her.... because that's all she has, a cool finisher.

Her biggest problem isn't even just that move. It's that most of our knowledge that Moon can wrestle is tell not show. We're simply TOLD she's a super good wrestler, but they don't ever put in her the ring with anyone who can work - she doesn't have any great matches in NXT to her name. There's no reason why Moon and Cross didn't get a full-fledged feud before they put Moon in the title picture; I mean, there IS, but its mostly a Cross feud that occurs after Moon is done with Asuka, I assume.

Why is sami Zayn is such a joke.?

Because Vince and HHH are (correctly) assuming Zayn is a slow build. They *want* him to be Daniel Bryan, but you can't just magically turn into Daniel Bryan overnight in 2017 WWE because half of the company is undersized indie darlings like Daniel Bryan already.
 
Her biggest problem isn't even just that move. It's that most of our knowledge that Moon can wrestle is tell not show. We're simply TOLD she's a super good wrestler, but they don't ever put in her the ring with anyone who can work - she doesn't have any great matches in NXT to her name. There's no reason why Moon and Cross didn't get a full-fledged feud before they put Moon in the title picture; I mean, there IS, but its mostly a Cross feud that occurs after Moon is done with Asuka, I assume.

You know that's a good point... I guess we'll know how good in ring she is when she faces Asuka.

That's how we saw how good Cross was

I still think Cross should beat Asuka and then Ember once and then have Ember take the belt on the second title shot but whatever...
 

jmdajr

Member
And that is sad



It's about the send off. It would be something gigantic, like Hogan vs Rock, possibly even bigger than that.

So Vince probbaly wants Cena vs Taker, but since it looks bad, it's his last shot for Reigns to absorb the deadman's power.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
They should have Asuka vacate the title in NXT and then have an episode where Stephanie and Shane get into a bidding war to get her on the brand, but then Asuka refuses all contracts and thereafter just appears completely randomly on either brand like an unstoppable force: Calamity Asuka.
 

Kaladin

Member
They're both that one game breaking character a lot of fighting games have that everyone outlaws because only cheap players use them. I'm looking at you M. Bison.
 

Caderfix

Member
So Vince probbaly wants Cena vs Taker, but since it looks bad, it's his last shot for Reigns to absorb the deadman's power.

Reigns will go for a spear and, accidentally, hit Taker's head. Both will go down for a few seconds, once they get up we'll learn they changed bodies. The Big Dog is now the Phenom.
 

Rhaknar

The Steam equivalent of the drunk friend who keeps offering to pay your tab all night.
guys, I think excelsior thinks wrestling is real, and not pre-determined by bookers

:3
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I could see a case made for putting Asuka on either brand since SD's women's brand consists of Becky Lynch and People Who Job to Becky Lynch, whereas Raw has more good workers who are over, but really has nothing going on the face side if they turn Sasha (which they should; she is a horrible babyface).
 

Toki767

Member
Asuka would be so wasted on Raw.

Which is probably why she'll end up going there.

If Nikki does retire after Mania though, they'd need a new female in the mix.
 

Tagyhag

Member
I could see a case made for putting Asuka on either brand since SD's women's brand consists of Becky Lynch and People Who Job to Becky Lynch, whereas Raw has more good workers who are over, but really has nothing going on the face side if they turn Sasha (which they should; she is a horrible babyface).

Asuka works best as a heel too though.
 
guys, I think excelsior thinks wrestling is real, and not pre-determined by bookers

:3

I mean I'm literally talking about her in ring work....

Smackdown is the land of characters over pure in ring skill

And Raw is much more in ring work over character (Charlotte being the only one who is really amazing at both)

Unless you completely neuter her in ring work she's going to easily expose the Smackdown women whereas there's a less chance of that on Raw.
 
Becky vs Asuka like Punk vs Brock with Becky resorting to any means necessary to take her down. Then Asuka can walk out with the triplehsummerslam2012pleasecheermefansplease.jpg expression.
 
I could see a case made for putting Asuka on either brand since SD's women's brand consists of Becky Lynch and People Who Job to Becky Lynch, whereas Raw has more good workers who are over, but really has nothing going on the face side if they turn Sasha (which they should; she is a horrible babyface).

I mean this isn't true either...

Bliss is the champ and has beaten Lynch multiple times.
You had Nattie and Nikki going at it and before that Carmella and Nikki
And who knows if Maryse makes a full time in ring comeback after Mania or not

We just had three women's programs there: Bliss/Naomi, Becky/Mickie and Nikki/Nattie

Smackdown still has a lot of untapped feuds with the roster they have... they don't really need the Goldberg of women's wrestlers there.

Unless we get a completely differently booked much more mortal Asuka.
 
My head hurts at the thought of the amount of overprotecting that would happen to everyone if Asuka was on Raw which they already do too much of now. For every Charlotte loss, there's her one-upping Bayley but then there's Bayley one-upping Charlotte who one-ups Sasha who one-ups Bayley who one-ups Charlotte and it goes on and on and on.
 
My head hurts at the thought of the amount of overprotecting that would happen to everyone if Asuka was on Raw which they already do too much of now. For every Charlotte loss, there's her one-upping Bayley but then there's Bayley one-upping Charlotte who one-ups Sasha who one-ups Bayley who one-ups Charlotte and it goes on and on and on.

But that roster is basically those three and Nia Jax....

That's the brand that needs a shakeup.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
asuka is pretty much 90% responsible for the complete drop down in relevance of the womens division in nxt

gee i wonder if asuka will win ag- oh she did! wow! and she has better opponents to work with than the womens revolution did considering charlotte was still pretty green and bayley was still pretty awkward
 

Sephzilla

Member
Asuka got the Brock Lesnar booking in NXT except Asuka didn't really have an Undertaker and John Cena equivalent to annihilate first.
 
I can't see things really changing if Asuka goes there.

I mean Asuka is basically a wtf do you do card...

Unless you just book her as being far less talented than she is...

At least on Raw there's women who can try and meet her level.

Like I am the biggest Alexa Bliss fan around here but she'll be straight up exposed by facing Asuka right now.

asuka is pretty much 90% responsible for the complete drop down in relevance of the womens division in nxt

gee i wonder if asuka will win ag- oh she did! wow! and she has better opponents to work with than the womens revolution did considering charlotte was still pretty green and bayley was still pretty awkward

They completely fucked up by not having her lose the title in the Fatal Four Way at TakeOver in January.. I mean I guess it'll be Ember Moon who beats her now but then you're just changing the face ut doing the exact booking only worse because Moon has no charisma and despite the language barrier Asuka oozes it.
 

Sephzilla

Member
I wish in hindsight the Bayley match was more or less a squash.

Problem with that is they wanted Asuka to be a face. Having her mercilessly squash Bayley would probably run counter to that since Bayley was the face of NXT at that point. They should have had Bayley drop the title to a proper heel and then have Asuka squash said heel.
 
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