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[Vylash]

Can't wait for that She Mouse vs Blue Dot and Ziggler vs. Del Rio 1000 at mania

 

[G-Fex]

you guys hate del rio, talk about racism against the mexicans SMH wrasslegaf

 

[Deleted member 47027]

It's funny I gave Punk crap for not being in shape, when in the 80s you had people like this. Literally just looks like a guy off the street. No muscle at all. Just fat. Not even strong fat

No, it was strong fat. Don't talk mess about 'Quake.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yeah, just pairing a thin, denied rumor with my own wild speculation. I'm not even sure how it'd work out to be honest. But does "merger" make sense with the giant television entities mentioned in the article? I'm no expert.

One fact remains, though.

Zuffa, with the sway of the Italian mafia and Abu Dhabi oil money on their side + WWE + FOX television deal = sports entertainment excellence

The Steiner math is undeniable.

Sonnen vs Wand with a McMahon in every corner! Dana White guest ref.

 

[PInk Tape]

At least the Usos'll be at Mania.

Spoiler

In the pre-show.

 

[lovely ladies]

I hope there's a Mysterio appearance at WM, I like when he comes out wearing one of his goofy comic book superhero costumes.

 

[PInk Tape]

you guys hate del rio, talk about racism against the mexicans SMH wrasslegaf

 

[Spider from Mars]

It's such a bummer that Mania 30 is going to fucking suck. Taker and Brock could be fun and.....Shield 3 way?

-*****

 

[Ripclawe]

Reading some chatter that CNBC said that WWE is in merger talks. CFO is denying it.

WWE Expects New Cable-TV Deal by Early May, CFO Barrios Says

Could be a possibility considering all of their television rights are coming up at once.

Fertitta and McMahon empire is upon us, brehs. Believe it.

When did merger talks start up?

 

[Showaddy]

Wyatt & Bryan's matches could be decent if they both go over I suppose...

 

[G-Fex]

The undertaker will be on Raw

he's walking down the ramp right now, by the time he gets to the ring it'll be Monday

 

[Spider from Mars]

The undertaker will be on Raw

he's walking down the ramp right now, by the time he gets to the ring it'll be Monday

He is going to come out to Rollin except he will be in a wheel chair instead of a motorcycle.

 

[Data West]

Sunny, I giffed the damn striations just for you, and you ain't said shit.

 

[lovely ladies]

It's such a bummer that Mania 30 is going to fucking suck. Taker and Brock could be fun and.....Shield 3 way?

-*****

Santino vs Fandango dance off with guest judge Great Khali

 

[Sokantish]

Wyatt & Bryan's matches could be decent if they both go over I suppose...

BOTH go over? I think that's asking for a lot!

 

[PInk Tape]

He is going to come out to Rollin except he will be in a wheel chair instead of a motorcycle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Iqu8EZotM

 

[G-Fex]

Kane should go home eat dinner at 2pm or something I don't know.


HOLY CRAP ITS EVA MAAAAAAAAAARIE

oh and it's AJ

 

[jred2k]

I wish Earthquake had won the Rumble, this would have been my avatar:

 

[Spider from Mars]

Red hair...
Eva chants...

Plz give Eva an Asuka gimmick!

 

[G-Fex]

this isn't your silly animu spider


this is for reals.

Man, Eva marie is so scrawny.

AJ TAPPED OUT TO THE SHARPSHOOTER BAW GAHD SHES JUST BEEN SCREWED.

AJ SCREWED AJ.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Sunny, I giffed the damn striations just for you, and you ain't said shit.

Is Sweet Dreams 2014 online anywhere? The last show I watched was New Year's Gift Special. I have to wash Smackdown out of my mouth.

 

[Showaddy]

Did they just pipe in a fucking Eva Marie chant? That's just insulting.

 

[PInk Tape]

Time for the Shield Summit.

Does Eva Marie have a finishing move yet

I don't think so....

 

[lovely ladies]

Does Eva Marie have a finishing move yet

 

[Spider from Mars]

Did they just pipe in a fucking Eva Marie chant? That's just insulting.

Didn't you get the memo? Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu now :3

 

[G-Fex]

Didn't you get the memo? Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu now :3

I don't know what this means but no

 

[Spider from Mars]

I don't know what this means but no

She is the girl on my body pillows

 

[Vylash]

Does Eva Marie have a finishing move yet

Red hair...
Eva chants...


Plz give Eva an Asuka gimmick!

I approve, let's make it happen

 

[PInk Tape]

Defiance is still a thing?

 

[Evening Musuko]

Didn't you get the memo? Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu now :3

Too bad Naomi already has an eyepatch gimmick.

 

[G-Fex]

She is the girl on my body pillows

sorry, only anime girl I know of is the yoko littner. Which Eva marie could be maybe :3

 

[lovely ladies]

I approve, let's make it happen

Whoa, she actually attempted a pin in front of an audience? lol, good for her

 

[Showaddy]

Does Eva Marie have a finishing move yet

Pretty sure she needs to learn an actual move first before she can call anything a finisher.

Didn't you get the memo? Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu now :3

 

[G-Fex]

they're going to break up? On fucking Smackdown?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Did Vince just watch Fight Club or something?

The fuck is this?

 

[Showaddy]

These NXT hug it out shenanigans have spread to the main roster it seems.

 

[PInk Tape]

They're back together? Okay.

 

[Spider from Mars]

She Mouse and Del Rio?

Fresh and interesting match up.

 

[Data West]

Is Sweet Dreams 2014 online anywhere? The last show I watched was New Year's Gift Special. I have to wash Smackdown out of my mouth.

I'm trying to find more JWP, but it's been rough.

 

[G-Fex]

Seamus is totally not going away anytime soon King

 

[PInk Tape]

Wyatt time.

 

[Spider from Mars]

I'm trying to find more JWP, but it's been rough.

The struggle is real

 

[G-Fex]

BAAATTERTITSTA

edit: Maybe right now is NOT the proper time to debut a russian?

 

[Showaddy]

Cool Wyatt & Shield segments. That's me done for the night.

 

[El Pescado]

These NXT hug it out shenanigans have spread to the main roster it seems.

Didn't they start on the main roster?

 

[PInk Tape]

Nobody wants to see you in skinny jeans. Please don't.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

It's funny I gave Punk crap for not being in shape, when in the 80s you had people like this. Literally just looks like a guy off the street. No muscle at all. Just fat. Not even strong fat

You don't understand wrestling physics, friend.

Wrestling physics:

--Momentum is almost impossible to fight against (this is why irish whips, rope running, turnbuckle/barricade/steel steps spots are so effective)

--Twisting moves do more damage than regular moves.

--Flipping moves do more damage than regular moves.

--Flipping AND twisting moves do more damage than weapons of mass destruction.

--Regular fat guys are just fat guys, but REALLY fat guys have the strength of 10 men.

--Effectiveness of headbutts Chart: Regular White Guys < Europeans/Englishmen < Carny Englishmen < Luchadors/Japanese guys < Irishmen < Black Guys < Samoans

--Finishing moves lose 7/10ths of their effectiveness at Wrestlemania​

...

And there's a lot more, but you get the idea. Somebody should really do an infographic.

 

[Vylash]

https://twitter.com/WWENetwork/status/442126767319703552

looks like it's here to stay

 

[Data West]

The struggle is real

A thousand ways to find japanese girls singing and other notorious things. Zero ways to find them beating the crap out of each other.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

A thousand ways to find japanese girls singing and other notorious things. Zero ways to find them beating the crap out of each other.

I hear you. I'm a friend of an gaijin joshi who is in japan right now working, and I can't get even her matches from the LAST tour she did, which was like months ago...