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NWA Chi-Town Rumble 1989

FUCK. The only thing worse than a Michael Hayes tag match is a Michael Hayes singles match. PS looks like a straight up date rapist. I have no doubt he slipped thousands of mickies in the 80s. He probably still does it. He probably ruffies himself on a weekly basis. Greasy, furry fuck head. Dude just looks like a full on scum bag who would fuck your mom and steal your couch on the same night. Or ask his nephew if he can borrow some money and never pay it back. Or the kind of guy who has a lot of money, but still always asks to bum a beer or smoke. The kind of guy who asks you to drive him to the airport and doesn't give you gas money. The kind of guy who uses your razor on his balls and puts it back. The kind of guy who would put your remote inside of a girl. The kind of guy who purposely clogs your toilet. The kind of guy who would ash on your carpet. The kind of guy who would steal your wallet and go with you to beat up a guy he said actually stole it. Just a total twat on every level. They have an unimaginably boring match which Hayes wins with a DDT.

This paragraph makes me think that you see the dick that sponges of Stromomo as Michael Hayes.

 

[Heel]

Samuel Shaw, I need you to snug up that hold for me. That was embarrassing.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Earl Hebner has been knocked out more times than anyone else on the planet.

 

[Big One]

LOLTNA. Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[JohnDoe8865]

Ugh this match, I hate matches that are purely used to advance a story with the outcome being meaningless.

Wait wut? They gave Shaw the W? Wtf c'mon. So only Hebner could call someone out of the cage? Bullshit.

This is not the TNA I came for. Not the TNA I'm all about.

 

[Heel]

Earl is way too old to be taking bumps off ring aprons.

 

[Spider from Mars]

That match was not great

 

[Mr. Luchador]

That match was not great

Ken "Gut Check" Anderson v Dexter Morgan stunt double. Christy Hemme an early contender for supporting actress of the year too. Man that was a terrible match to watch upon return to watching TNA after 4 years away.

 

[JohnDoe8865]

That match was not great

That match was shit. They could've done that on TV. I hate garbage like that.

Atleast it's EC3 time!

 

[bean breath]

Samuel Shaw, I need you to snug up that hold for me. That was embarrassing.

Someone's been opening up cans of audio whoop ass over here.

 

[Sokantish]

How long do TNA PPVs usually last?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Holding a 'KoK 4 Life' sign above the head of your wife on TV. Priceless.

How long do TNA PPVs usually last?

Not sure, but I'm surprised that it's only been 50 minutes so far.

 

[The_Joker1721]

That match was wack. Now that that's done EC3 is in the ring. So it can't be so bad.
Tazz just got a little personal there didn't he? "I don't even like myself"

 

[JohnDoe8865]

How long do TNA PPVs usually last?

2:45 usually

edit: LOL, "dont try hijacking this show!"

 

[strobogo]

This paragraph makes me think that you see the dick that sponges of Stromomo as Michael Hayes.

I hadn't thought about it, but that might be true.

 

[Heel]

Someone's been opening up cans of audio whoop ass over here.

Well you ain't gotta get hot about it.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Who is this guy? He seems decent.

 

[bean breath]

That match was wack. Now that that's done EC3 is in the ring. So it can't be so bad.
Tazz just got a little personal there didn't he? "I don't even like myself"

Professor Beef's cyber bullying is getting to him.

 

[dream]

Heel, my man, what in the fuck are you watching.

 

[JohnDoe8865]

WTF?!? When did BOBBY LASHLEY come back?!

 

[Big One]

Wtf it's Bobby Lashley?

 

[Ultratech]

Bobby Lashley?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[British Monsoon]

Man...I didn't sign up for this.

Bathurds.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Bobby Lashley?!

 

[Spider from Mars]

Holy shit

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Dafuq?!?!?

 

[bean breath]

WHAT!?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Call off the search - Bobby Lashley lives!

 

[Man God]

It's Big T!

 

[Heel]

Heel, my man, what in the fuck are you watching.

Some guy with a Rory McDonald gimmick put on a really bad side choke, dream. But not before Earl Hebner took a bump that likely shattered his pelvis.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

He's better than Batista!

 

[bean breath]

Well you ain't gotta get hot about it.

Ever since having a real Come To Jesus meeting with myself, I don't get hot at message board comments anymore.

 

[strobogo]

Lockdown sounds great.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Lockdown sounds great.

The first match was great

 

[Heel]

Wow, Bobby Lashley coming to a Bellator card near you, if you're in close proximity to an Indian reservation.

 

[British Monsoon]

Lockdown sounds great.

Muta was hobbling bad after the shining wizard. If you have no knees left, why would you continue to use a move that requires knees?

 

[JohnDoe8865]

#KingofTheNight

Dude has been overdue for a push for about 2 years now it seems like.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

She's clearly reading the thread.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Yes Kenny King is coming back soon. Isn't extreme tiger suppose to be here tonight?
Nice little promo there by Magnus. Oh shit Manik!

 

[Sokantish]

I'm tapping out of this PPV. Have fun guys!

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Magnus' head reminds me of Ant from Ant & Dec.

 

[Serpentine]

Lmao at stro shooting on Michael Hayes

And LMAOOOO at lashley coming back. I was legit gonna record impact this week too, but now fucking lashley is back

 

[Ultratech]

Tigre Uno is here!

(Hopefully it won't be a disaster. Then again...TNA)

 

[The_Joker1721]

OOOOHHH YEEEAAAH!

 

[Brinbe]

just read, lol lashley

 

[British Monsoon]

This should be fun, I like TJP/Manik/Puma/whatever.

Magnus' head reminds me of Ant from Ant & Dec.

That camera angle was not kind. His fivehead went on for miles.

 

[G-Fex]

this match is kinda neat

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Tazz might just be the absolute worst commentator of all time.

 

[JohnDoe8865]

Tazz might just be the absolute worst commentator of all time.

Yes! PLEASE bring back DON WEST!

 

[bean breath]

Tazz might just be the absolute worst commentator of all time.

He sticks to the match so I'm not really seeing the negative compared to Raw commentary.