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Sephzilla · Mar 10, 2014

Shamrock7r said:
Great wrestlers don't always have good matches with bad wrestlers. Cena is not a bad wrestler.

He's not a bad wrestler, clearly. But I wouldn't put him in a "Great" tier, he's above-average to me.

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

How much did the tire repair cost? Also, only one tire? Isn't the tread going to wear out unevenly?

strobogo · Mar 10, 2014

bean breath said:
How much did the tire repair cost? Also, only one tire? Isn't the tread going to wear out unevenly?

One tire. It would have been $89 for the tire, $9 for "service" and an additional charge to balance it.

Host Samurai · Mar 10, 2014

Vince McMahon said:
Go here instead...

IT WASN"T MY FAULT. This dude was ugly as hell. He should leave the beard. Still can't believe they had Kane job to this guy. Kane always lookin weak.

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! · Mar 10, 2014

bean breath said:
Apparently, you can't quote from locked threads, thanks for that Sandman, so those first few are just copy/paste jobs.

At any rate, please look forward to it, Ithil.

I hope to see Emma in wrestling action. Lip wrestling, that is.

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

strobogo said:
One tire. It would have been $89 for the tire, $9 for "service" and an additional charge to balance it.

Are you cruising around on a little donut spare tire?

Oh man, that is classic Strobogo.

Just keep the spare on it and go with that.

Vintage Strobogo, right there.

Shamrock7r · Mar 10, 2014

Sephzilla said:
He's not a bad wrestler, clearly. But I wouldn't put him in a "Great" tier, he's above-average to me.

Which is what I am saying. He is above average. lol. I think we both agree maybe I just worded it weird.

strobogo · Mar 10, 2014

bean breath said:
Are you cruising around on a little donut spare tire?

Oh man, that is classic Strobogo.

Just keep the spare on it and go with that.

Vintage Strobogo, right there.

I have been, yes. I would keep it on if I wasn't afraid it is going to explode.

Batigol · Mar 10, 2014

Bootaaay said:
You fucks better not make another OT for another run-of-the-mill RAW. We've got standards to keep, people.

Don't worry. It'll just get locked again

HeisenbergLannister · Mar 10, 2014

jobber said:
it's that their match is a no dq match

and with that spoiled i think i'm going away for a while.

I thought it might be something like this too, but it seems like, storyline wise, it's more an advantage for Lesnar, so why would Taker announce it? Seems like something Heyman would come out and say.

Maybe Hogan's announcement will be since it's WrestleMania 30, every match is now a triple threat.

Orton vs. Batista vs. Bryan
HHH vs. Taker vs. Lesnar
Wyatt vs. Cena vs. Rock
Ambrose vs. Rollins vs. Reigns
Usos vs. Outlaws vs. Rhodes/Goldust
Big E vs. Cesaro vs. Swagger

And with that stupid suggestion, I'm out.

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! said:

I know they're going for comedy but I hope when they finally kiss that it's not that lean in, closed mouth BS.

They need to show some damn passion, like Cena and AJ or Cena and Eve Torres.

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

Batigol said:
Don't worry. It'll just get locked again

I'm more concerned about the implication. I'm doing my best to represent WrassleGAF, I don't want people thinking we're forum thugs.

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! · Mar 10, 2014

You can cut the sexual tension between Strobogo and bean breath with a knife.

Data West · Mar 10, 2014

bean breath said:
I know they're going for comedy but I hope when they finally kiss that it's not that lean in, closed mouth BS.

They need to show some damn passion, like Cena and AJ or Cena and Eve Torres.

or Cena and Maria

avengers23 · Mar 10, 2014

All this talk about Cena being above average and no one brings up the original avatar of above average:

Batigol · Mar 10, 2014

Vince McMahon said:
I'm more concerned about the implication. I'm doing my best to represent WrassleGAF, I don't want people thinking we're forum thugs.

Ya'll have been nice to me and I'm still curtain jerking

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! · Mar 10, 2014

bean breath said:
I know they're going for comedy but I hope when they finally kiss that it's not that lean in, closed mouth BS.

They need to show some damn passion, like Cena and AJ or Cena and Eve Torres.

It's going to be a Wrestlemania Moment. Book it.

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

Dragonzord said:
or Cena and Maria

I'm not familiar with that kiss.

strobogo · Mar 10, 2014

I am definitely drinking and watching wrasslin tonight. Can't decide if I want to do something from 2000 WWF, pre-Hogan WCW, or ECW.

Perspicacity · Mar 10, 2014

Someone needs to bring Heavy back into the fold. He's the one who started the NeoGAF Monday night wars.

Sokantish · Mar 10, 2014

maybe you should watch Monday Night RAW LIVE! Don't forget the pre-show and post show of course

G-Fex · Mar 10, 2014

Vince McMahon said:
I'm more concerned about the implication. I'm doing my best to represent WrassleGAF, I don't want people thinking we're forum thugs.

could be worse

strobogo · Mar 10, 2014

Sokantish said:
maybe you should watch Monday Night RAW LIVE! Don't forget the pre-show and post show of course

I'm already in a shitty mood. I'm not watching Raw.

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

Perspicacity said:
Someone needs to bring Heavy back into the fold. He's the one who started the NeoGAF Monday night wars.

I miss when he was a regular.

And his "I just had sex" thread.

Spider from Mars · Mar 10, 2014

Bootaaay said:
They should just play up on his gargoyle-ish features and put him in The Ascension. They're meant to be vampires or some shit, right?

To quote Hank Hill

You're not making The Ascension better, you're just making Neville worse

British Monsoon · Mar 10, 2014

strobogo said:
I'm already in a shitty mood. I'm not watching Raw.

This should cheer you up:

Wrasslin

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

Bootaaay said:
This should cheer you up:

Wrasslin

Goddammit the Wanted poster said ALIVE!

WE NEED HIM ALIVE! NOT DEAD!

G-Fex · Mar 10, 2014

strobogo said:
I'm already in a shitty mood. I'm not watching Raw.

same. I'm just...

man. Fuck it

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! said:
It's going to be a Wrestlemania Moment. Book it.

Awwwwww.

Santino and Emma clasped together in a warm embrace as a deafening silence descends on the Mercedes Benz Superdome. Gazing into each other's eyes, they start going at it like effing animals, feeling each other up and shit.

After a 5 minute makeout session, Santino lifts Emma up and carries her to the backstage area to a roaring pop from the crowd, where somewhere, a visibly moved Perpicacity wipes a single tear from his cheek as he looks on.

Oh God, hold me Ithil.

Sblargh · Mar 10, 2014

The Emma/Santino thing wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't dragged out with almost no actual matches to the segments. Have your comedy wrestlers doing funny things, it's all right, but wrestle damn it! The first dance-off was funny; the second was already old, the subsequent ones became just painful.

Emma's actually good being a comedy wrestler inside the ring, too. What with she doing those stuff with that big smile on her face. She stays in character while doing moves, that's great, that's what being wasted. She could have all the weird romance angles in the world if the segments were actually good.

Sokantish · Mar 10, 2014

Cheer up guys, if it makes you feel better... I'm playing Madden right now!

Laserfrog · Mar 10, 2014

strobogo said:
I'm already in a shitty mood. I'm not watching Raw.

Do a Slamboree 93 review and have lots of paragraphs about Lou Thesz, thanks.

Lambda Pie · Mar 10, 2014

regarding movesets, i've reviewed a Suzuki vs Kobashi match. Kobashi uses a grand total of 6 moves in the match (chops, side headlock, lariat, powerbomb, backdrop suplex, sleeper hold) and yet it's an easy 4 star match.

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

Sblargh said:
The Emma/Santino thing wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't dragged out with almost no actual matches to the segments. Have your comedy wrestlers doing funny things, it's all right, but wrestle damn it! The first dance-off was funny; the second was already old, the subsequent ones became just painful.

Emma's actually good being a comedy wrestler inside the ring, too. What with she doing those stuff with that big smile on her face. She stays in character while doing moves, that's great, that's what being wasted. She could have all the weird romance angles in the world if the segments were actually good.

Man, no one cares about all that stuff. Will they kiss or not?

Alucard · Mar 10, 2014

So uh...not interested in watching Raw tonight. But I'll probably do it anyway. Such is wrestling.

Sblargh · Mar 10, 2014

Bean breath saying "no one cares about all that stuff".

That's the joke, right?

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

Alucard said:
So uh...not interested in watching Raw tonight. But I'll probably do it anyway. Such is wrestling.

Don't bother. There's more fun shit, and you already dealt with enough punishment by sticking up for TNA.

Perspicacity · Mar 10, 2014

Why did bean breath just fantasy book me into his Wrestlemania moment?

strobogo · Mar 10, 2014

Laserfrog said:
Do a Slamboree 93 review and have lots of paragraphs about Lou Thesz, thanks.

Maybe I could do reviews only of shows Lou Thesz appeared on.

British Monsoon · Mar 10, 2014

Don't want to watch RAW?

Watch this instead; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-qYwJUGPo

WRESTLING, HURRAH!

Plywood · Mar 10, 2014

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

Bootaaay said:
Don't want to watch RAW?

Watch this instead; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-qYwJUGPo

WRESTLING, HURRAH!

Hey this is pretty neat. Watch Latering it for my Chromecast...while I wait for Titanfall!

Plywood · Mar 10, 2014

Mr. Nobody said:
so bangaio?

RIP Bangai-O :*(

BronsonLee · Mar 10, 2014

Vince McMahon said:
Hey this is pretty neat. Watch Latering it for my Chromecast...while I stand by for Titanfall!

Fixed it
Also the GLORIOUS Chromecast rebellion seems to be picking up steam. Just get the damn Network on it and I'm good

bean breath · Mar 10, 2014

Perspicacity said:
Why did bean breath just fantasy book me into his Wrestlemania moment?

You're the only person I can recall that has publicly confessed that they are attending Wrestlemania 30.

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

BronsonLee said:
Fixed it
Also the GLORIOUS Chromecast rebellion seems to be picking up steam. Just get the damn Network on it and I'm good

Right now it's all my PS3 is doing. WWE Network machine. Hit it onto Chromecast and I am one happy dude.

FallingEdge · Mar 10, 2014

Hmmm, does Titanfall come out tonight? I could get it. 2 weeks off babyyyyyyyy.

ez street

BronsonLee · Mar 10, 2014

Vince McMahon said:
Right now it's all my PS3 is doing. WWE Network machine. Hit it onto Chromecast and I am one happy dude.

PS4 is that for me Atm, just waiting for Infamous.
Dear Sony; PS4 remote please

British Monsoon · Mar 10, 2014

Dear Sony; support for USB HDD's for the love of Jeebus, PLEASE!

Deleted member 47027 · Mar 10, 2014

FallingEdge said:
Hmmm, does Titanfall come out tonight? I could get it. 2 weeks off babyyyyyyyy.

ez street

Yes gogogo

BronsonLee said:
PS4 is that for me Atm, just waiting for Infamous.
Dear Sony; PS4 remote please

It's a shame you don't have a Kinect.

Seriously isn't a controller "remote" enough? Seriously brah.

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