Perspicacity
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I forgot to mention, I dug the fuck out of your review. Great job and mine will look like extra shit having to follow you on the card.
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March Wrasslin' |OT| The NXT Era Has ArRIVED
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I forgot to mention, I dug the fuck out of your review. Great job and mine will look like extra shit having to follow you on the card.
Because despite what it seems, I actually enjoy watching pro wrasslin. I also gif as I'm watching and it rarely takes me more than the run time of the show to complete a review unless a match has a lot of gifs. I have a pretty good sense of when to ready the gif machine by now. It's not that hard unless it's a really bad show or I do 3-4 in a day. Maybe one day I'll offer alternate commentary for a whole show where I shit on Michael Hayes for 3 hours.
It's more like DRINK SLEEP GIF REPEAT.
Perspicacity
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So do I, but I also play the drinking game of "HEY EVERY TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT COULD BE IN A DRINKING GAME YOU SHOULD DRINK".
Also, PBR is fucking terrible but you'll learn more about that in my Mania review because I'm the worst.
Professor Beef
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He'll do reviews of Sunny's old shows.
Suicide. It will take a long time before I get to only TNA stuff just with what the Network has up right now. There is still a ton of house shows/Clashes/SNME/Nitros/Raws/Smackdowns/Superstars/Saturday Nights/WCCW/ECW/GCW/FCW on and on before I only have TNA. I'll do only lolindies before only TNA.
Perspicacity
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Sunny's... shows?
Lambda Pie
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all this talk makes me wanna do it. stro, for a 2 hour show, how long do you usually take? i got one in mind.
I play the drinking game of "Make a drink and drink it and then make another and drink that. And then maybe drink another depending on what time it is and how I feel".
Probably 2 1/2 hours unless there were a ton of gifs or it was so bad I needed to take multiple breaks.
Perspicacity
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That's sort of what I do, but then I drink a lot more as well depending on occurrences around me or on the glowing screen.
Also the one complaint I would have about Aiii's review is not enough focus on Mongo.
I also often listen to music/podcasts with the show audio very low, take breaks when I need them, and sometimes browse other things while watching the show. Especially the WCW stuff when I could have it in its own small window always on top. Not quite as easy for Network stuff. And occasionally I'll just abandon ship when the show sucks so much or is boring me too much for me to pay attention.
Worst part of the PG Era: Mickie wearing pants instead of skirts.
Worst part of the PG Era: Mickie wearing pants instead of skirts.
Lambda Pie
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cool. i'll take some days off after the final Suzuki match and review the NJPW vs UWFi card from 1995, with the Keiji Mutoh vs Nobuhiko Takada main event.
Considering you do 30 gifs for a 6 minute match, it might take you 3 days.
Lambda Pie
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i'll try to keep it at 4 gifs maximum per bout, maybe as low as 3. i dunno.
it depends you know, i might share the abridged version here and the full version on Legit Shook.
i mean, a 16 minute match between Muto and Takada? i'm getting at least 10 gifs from that.
That's were you go wrong. Pick and choose what really needs to be giffed. Does two guys staring at each other really need to be giffed? Does a move that is done in every match really need to be giffed? Big spots, particularly hard shots or bumps, or good reaction shots are all you need.
JesseEwiak
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From the newest edition of the Observer -
"In order, the people the company projects to be its five biggest stars going forward after WrestleMania are, Cena, Bryan, Orton, Sheamus, and Reigns. The Sheamus one surprises me a little, although HHH has been high on him for some time, and he was at one point being groomed as the No. 2 guy behind Cena. He never reached that level. The long delay in Orton's heel turn came because they were waiting for Sheamus with a bigger push to be more over than Orton with a lesser push on the Smackdown tour house shows. Eventually Punk turned instead and then Sheamus fell backwards and then got hurt. Also surprising is Batista is not on the list. This is a projection based on where they expect people to be several months down the line as opposed to where they are today and obviously when they get there things will have changed many times, but this is an internal list that was just made."
"In order, the people the company projects to be its five biggest stars going forward after WrestleMania are, Cena, Bryan, Orton, Sheamus, and Reigns. The Sheamus one surprises me a little, although HHH has been high on him for some time, and he was at one point being groomed as the No. 2 guy behind Cena. He never reached that level. The long delay in Orton's heel turn came because they were waiting for Sheamus with a bigger push to be more over than Orton with a lesser push on the Smackdown tour house shows. Eventually Punk turned instead and then Sheamus fell backwards and then got hurt. Also surprising is Batista is not on the list. This is a projection based on where they expect people to be several months down the line as opposed to where they are today and obviously when they get there things will have changed many times, but this is an internal list that was just made."
Lambda Pie
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i do them to fit the play-by-play style commentary that i use. the gifs essentially tell the story of the match and the text fills up the rest.
the "two guys staring at each other" gifs is to present the fighters, same way the announcer calls their names in the ring.
also, nevermind that event. some kind soul uploaded the best NJPW card of all time, UWFI VS NJPW BATTLE FORMATION 96. gonna do that instead.
Net_Wrecker
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Super Cena, Orton, Super Sheamus, and Super Reigns.
Sounds like a good time.
I'm being sarcastic, that sounds awful.
Sounds like a good time.
I'm being sarcastic, that sounds awful.
JesseEwiak
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"How can Daniel Bryan keep the WWE World title after losing to Sheamus four straight weeks on RAW? Tune into the WWE Network this Sunday to find out!"
Aw thanks mate, I appreciate that.
Lambda Pie
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man, this:
or this:
honestly, while the first card got huge star power the only match that fits the blog is the main event. i'll probably review the second card and just the main event of the first in a different occasion.
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Tag Team Match
Koji Kanemoto & Shinjiro Otani vs. Tokimitsu Ishizawa & Yuji Nagata
Eight Man Tag Team Match
Heisei Ishingun (Akira Nogami, Kuniaki Kobayashi, Shiro Koshinaka & Tatsutoshi Goto) vs. Osamu Nishimura, Riki Choshu, Satoshi Kojima & Takashi Iizuka
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Title Match
Jushin Thunder Liger (c) vs. The Great Sasuke
Singles Match
Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs. Randy Savage
Singles Match
Lex Luger vs. Masahiro Chono
Six Man Tag Team Match
Power Warrior & The Road Warriors (Animal Warrior & Hawk Warrior) vs. Scott Norton & The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner & Scott Steiner)
Singles Match
Jinsei Shinzaki vs. The Great Muta
Singles Match
Genichiro Tenryu vs. Tatsumi Fujinami
IWGP Heavyweight Title Match
Nobuhiko Takada (c) vs. Shinya Hashimotoor this:
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Tag Team Match
Hiromitsu Kanehara & Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Tokimitsu Ishizawa & Yuji Nagata
Singles Match
Kenichi Yamamoto vs. Shinjiro Otani
Singles Match
Takashi Iizuka vs. Yoshihiro Takayama
Singles Match
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Naoki Sano
Singles Match
Riki Choshu vs. Yoji Anjo
Singles Match
Kensuke Sasaki vs. Masahito Kakihara
Singles Match
Shinya Hashimoto vs. Tatsuo Nakano
IWGP Heavyweight Title Match
Keiji Muto (c) vs. Nobuhiko Takadahonestly, while the first card got huge star power the only match that fits the blog is the main event. i'll probably review the second card and just the main event of the first in a different occasion.
Lambda Pie
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man, Kerry Von Erich was so sloppy, look at that.
Rafa=FedKilla
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Not buying that for a second. They can push Orton all they want but he will never be a star or important. Reigns can't work even though he is the only member of the shield to pay their dues. Sheamus needs a manager, not the Andre the Giant Trophy he is about to win, brother. Daniel Bryan doesn't even have a brawlin' buddy.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I get it, but we wouldn't want to shit up Bionic Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm's browser.
Oh heck yes somebody uploaded this again
Super babyface Macho Man vs Heelmaster general Andre This is an awesome match. It's real underrated even considering the great talents involved. Probably the best match of beat up Andre's career because Savage does everything to struggle for power, and Andre does everything to bring him crashing down while making Macho look great several times.
Super babyface Macho Man vs Heelmaster general Andre This is an awesome match. It's real underrated even considering the great talents involved. Probably the best match of beat up Andre's career because Savage does everything to struggle for power, and Andre does everything to bring him crashing down while making Macho look great several times.
WM22 has SO MANY Vince gifs. Just in the video package alone there were 5 really solid ones I saw. Vince should have wrestled for CZW. Best stunt wrestler ever.
How about a gimmick where Sheamus wins the trophy and it becomes his manager? At first, he just talks to it himself but eventually it gets the voice of Andre and starts cutting promos? Can you smell the ratings?
The Mango Sentinel
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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I HEAR EM CRYIN
Serpentine
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bad kofi dream?
Kofi's chest and Sheamus' tanned willy dilly are related.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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It makes me gag a little every time I see it. Not a full gag, but the almost gag that is just as bad.
You just know that one of these weeks Cena is going to come out and destroy every bit of kayfabe on Bray Wyatt that he did with Del Rio.
Luckily Bray's backstory covers the existence of Husky Harris perfectly, so he can remedy that afterwards. But still, you know it'll happen.
Luckily Bray's backstory covers the existence of Husky Harris perfectly, so he can remedy that afterwards. But still, you know it'll happen.
I already said weeks ago that I guarantee you Cena will call him a husky guy.
Bad News Barrett is the linear world champion right now: http://www.voicesofwrestling.com/2014/03/12/who-is-the-reigning-linear-wwe-champion/
And apparently it's all Kofi's fault for randomly beating Orton on Raw.
And apparently it's all Kofi's fault for randomly beating Orton on Raw.
The Mango Sentinel
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It has happened. And it involved Hornswoggle.
The only reason I remember is because it happened right after me and my friends made a video with Hornswoggle, which I think I've posted before.
Morning, WrassleGAF, what's happening....
I'm not going to lie, when I read this, I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out.
I'm not going to lie, when I read this, I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out.
I was on the loo at the time
Out of those, I've only seen Community. But seeing as I love that show so much and you rate it number 2, I may have to Czech some of these out.
Although there is a distinct lack of Archer. HMMMMMMMM.
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