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[Heel]

How nice of Bryan to comb his hair. Maybe next week he can ponytail his beard?

 

[giancarlo123x]

She belongs in a DOA game or something.

She reminds me of a King of Fighters character

The middle of her outfit reminds me of the female mortal kombat ninjas.

 

[HerbertFish]

Bryan/Bootista isn't the main event?

CM Punk back is obviously the main event

 

[serenewarfare]

So, uh, what the hell will the last hour be if Bryan is next? They won't end the show with Cena-Wyatt, will they?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Last hour must be an advanced screening of Need for Speed.

 

[Singularity42]

Vince's plan to stop Chicago from hijacking Raw.

1) Great first hour
2) Lull them to sleep in the second hour

3.Throw things at them

 

[tj hazuki]

A cena promo closing the show -_-

Yep, No Punk

 

[Vestal]

Yup shenanigans incoming. That 10pm main event.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Where's that MMAksana crawl .gif motherfuckers?

 

[Pavaloo]

you guys ever consider that cesaro worked a fuckton last week so wwe let him have his chicago pop tonight and take the night off?

 

[Toki767]

Wait whats the actual main event tonight?

HHH comes out. Then Punk comes out.

Only logical thing.

Spoiler

Cena talking about the Wyatts.

 

[Data West]

Soooo

We have left
•John Cena making fun of Bray Wyatt being some slow backwoods hillbilly. Possibly a Deliverance reference. He might also say Bray is a little 'Husky.'
•Batista will cut a generic promo. Daniel Bryan will cut a face promo where he says yes a lot. And that the company doesn't believe in him.
•Alberto Del Rio will probably have a match for some reason
•Maybe CM Punk will come out and steal Daniel Bryan's push

 

[DiscoJon]

Bryan/Batista is next? CM Punk's gonna show up at the end guys. I can feeeeeeeel it.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Need for Speed commercials have gotten more screen time than Arron Paul on Raw.

 

[MPW]

Cena is obviously the main event

fixed

 

[Deadly Joker]

Oh shit, here's Jesus and he's pissed.

Daniel Bryan died for our sins.

 

[Brinbe]

NFS
Bootista/Bryan
Cena-Wyatts
Punk (pls?)

 

[styl3s]

The last hour has really dragged.

If the next match/segment is boring i am going to bed. It's been dragging way too long.

 

[Kyoufu]

The fuck? This ad just said don't bother rewinding a DVD after you're done renting it.

Uhh

 

[Spider from Mars]

Where's that MMAksana crawl .gif motherfuckers?

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

The look of a broken man about be buried just a tad but more!!!

 

[Nocturnowl]

One day I'll get Alicia scissor kicking craters into the Bella twins skulls, one day.

Spoiler

I wont.

3 hour Raws.

"It's great, the tag division and midcard will have more time."

ya okay

Well they do have more time, it's just not used well.

 

[Sanjuro]

Wait...

I thought Cena died from cancer last week?

 

[NastyBook]

Found this. Never saw her as Cesaro's valet, but they looked like a good fit.

 

[Showaddy]

Bryan/Bootista isn't the main event?

Batista can't physically wrestle a full match so might as well get the HHH interference out of the way now.

 

[Past]

I thought this was suppose to be the main event? Don't tell me Cena is going to close the show.

 

[Gorillaz]

Where's that MMAksana crawl .gif motherfuckers?

 

[mightynine]

Maddox just booked Big E vs. Swagger - TONIGHT!

 

[PInk Tape]

More time than a Cesaro match.

Ugh.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Titanbomba ads.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Maddox just booked Big E vs. Swagger - TONIGHT!

aaaaaaaaaaand bed.

G'night Folks!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Well they do have more time, it's just not used well.

They have too much time. It would've never been used well, even during the golden years.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

eh, close enough for me.

 

[Nameless]

God damn

 

[Anth0ny]

JESSE

WHERE IS JESSE

 

[Sanjuro]

Chicago is such a shit town, they still have a Soriano picture on their ballpark.

 

[Pavaloo]

wait where's aaron paul

 

[Data West]

THEY ATE THE COOKIES XD

 

[Sephzilla]

So I'm guessing hour 3 is Cena, Wyatts, Punk, and maybe Taker or Hogan?

 

[Kyoufu]

Chicago is such a shit town, they still have a Soriano picture on their ballpark.

are you ok

you don't seem ok

 

[Teptom]

It's the Triple Killer!

 

[Brinbe]

YES!

Crowd gonna die from hype

 

[Sanjuro]

wait where's aaron paul

WE WANT FUNYUNS

.....

WE WANT FUNYUNS

are you ok

you don't seem ok

The Chicago Cubs haven't had Soriano for eight months or so.

 

[mightynine]

Guys, here's an actual pic of the person hurt by Brock's monitor toss:

http://wrasslormonkey.tumblr.com/image/78505409802

 

[Downhome]

Let's fix this up so it can be used for any number of reasons...

 

[Nocturnowl]

They have too much time. It would've never been used right, even during the best of times.

Well you've got me there.
Usually I just get to fast forward through like half of the show so it's not so painful.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Fat Bella should just adopt all of AJA Kong's moves...because she's so fat.

 

[Gorillaz]

who the fuck is even left for hour 3? cena?

 

[FallingEdge]

I want to visit Chicago. Maybe move there in the future.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Time for Batista to sandbag the shit out of DB !!