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[bean breath]

This is the same guy the kicked out of like 5 Pedigrees and 2 Sweet Chin Musics in one match, and they're really gonna hype up ONE F5?

They need to start hyping it up so when he loses to one Attitude Adjustment next year it doesn't seem quite so terrible.

I'm picturing Cena doing consecutive AA's, like just cartwheeling around the perimeter of the ring as the crowd goes insane.

 

[Kaladin]

X-post from Mania Week thread:

Dragon Gate USA announced some huge shows for Mania weekend:

Dragon Gate USA - Open The Ultimate Gate 2014
April 4th - 8pm CST - Click Here For Tickets - Order The Live iPPV Here

Open The Freedom Gate Title Match
Johnny Gargano defends vs. Ricochet

International Dream Match - Non-Title
EVOLVE Champion Chris Hero vs. Masato Tanaka

Special Attraction Match
Low Ki vs. Trent Baretta

Tag Team Challenge Match (If Bravados Retain At EVOLVE It Will Be A Title Match)
Open The United Gate Champions The Bravado Brothers vs. Anthony Nese & Caleb Konley

Special Tag Team Attraction
Chuck Taylor & Drew Gulak vs. Fire Ant & Green Ant

Grudge Match
AR Fox vs. Mr. A

Special Challenge Match
Rich Swann vs. Biff Busick


Dragon Gate USA - Mercury Rising 2014
April 5th - 8pm CST - Click Here For Tickets - Order The Live iPPV Here

Special Main Event For Live Crowd Only
Bad Influence Of Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian vs. To Be Determiend After Tournament Results

Special Main Event
Open The Freedom Gate Champion Johnny Gargano vs. Low Ki

Six Man Tradition Continues
DGUSA Mercury Rising is known for the Six Man Tag Team Tradition. We are taking it to the next level this year with a Six Man Tag Team Tournament. Each member of the winning team will get to book themselves in any future match they want. The format will see three first round matches. The three winners will then meet in a three-way six man team team mega elimination match!!! Here are the first round matches:

DGUSA Six Man Tournament First Round Match #1
Ricochet, Rich Swann & AR Fox vs. Chris Hero, Roderick Strong & TBA

DGUSA Six Man Tournament First Round Match #2
The Bravado Brothers & Moose vs. Fire Ant, Green Ant & Lince Dorado

DGUSA Six Man Tournament First Round Match #3
Trent Baretta, Anthony Nese & Caleb Konley vs. The Gentleman's Club

DGUSA Six Man Tournament Finals - Elimination Match
Winner Of Match #1 vs. Winner Of Match #2 vs. Winner Of Match #3

 

[El Pescado]

Alex Riley is ESPN-good.

I know they joke about this on every NXT, but is Alex Riley really wearing a toupee?

Also, lol at Heyman's reaction to Renee's journalistic ambush.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I know they joke about this on every NXT, but is Alex Riley really wearing a toupee?

Also, lol at Heyman's reaction to Renee's journalistic ambush.

They joke about it? I thought it was REALLY obvious Riley's wearing one.

 

[Heel]

Heel's new avatar come the ending of RAW next week.

 

[bean breath]

How do you guys think Taker/Brock's actually going to go down? I'm entirely over the plodding, 30+ minute Taker WM matches, so I would be perfectly happy if they just went at each other, guns blazing, for a good 10-15 minutes of sustained ass whooping, but I don't know if Taker has it in him.

I think Undertaker is going to have Brock setup for the Tombstone at the top of the ropes and drive his head down into the ring post, which will collapse the ring somehow.

 

[WhoaIsThatMars]

Phil Brooks with that cheap heat

 

[Kaladin]

Guys.

This is the most important Wrestlemania of the year.

 

[dream]

In a sense, I kind of feel bad for John Cena. He's essentially been demoted to a meaningless mid-card match against a gimmick team, and I'm not sure how this does anything for him.

 

[Sokantish]

What does he need done for him? He's at the top, more important than any title. Maybe he's being used to help other people now? Or maybe he'll just win, who knows.

 

[bean breath]

Big E has bigger tits than me.

What's his bra size?

If I had to guess, I'd say he's a big E.

yes lets see those man tits

BAH GAWD THE TITTIES ARE OUT

Tetas revealed!

Uh oh. He unleashed those titties.

Big tits!

The Big Es are out

Big E had the biggest tits on Team Rocket.

Put a darn bra on him, jeeez.

 

[jmdajr]

Fun times

HHH burial video was fantastic

Night, night

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

In a sense, I kind of feel bad for John Cena. He's essentially been demoted to a meaningless mid-card match against a gimmick team, and I'm not sure how this does anything for him.

Don't worry, he'll go on last.

 

[slightconfuse]

In a sense, I kind of feel bad for John Cena. He's essentially been demoted to a meaningless mid-card match against a gimmick team, and I'm not sure how this does anything for him.

There is literally nothing left for cena to do.

 

[blackaroni]

In a sense, I kind of feel bad for John Cena. He's essentially been demoted to a meaningless mid-card match against a gimmick team, and I'm not sure how this does anything for him.

Which means Cena's gonna win cause why the hell not. Honestly, Cena is literally the worst in any feud he's in and having the Wyatt's associate with him makes me care less for the Wyatt's.

 

[Kaladin]

Of course they follow Backstage Pass with the Triple H doc on the Network.

Epic trolling.

 

[bean breath]

Break his fucking arm for real

Calm yourself.

I know, taking out an arm is going to seriously hamper his Twitter account productivity.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Bookies have priced some Mania matches. If you do not know betting, the smaller the number is the more likely the bookie thinks it is the outcome... they are usually right with WWE PPVs

So, Spoilers I guess...

Main Event Qualification

Daniel Bryan

Spoiler

1.03

Triple H

Spoiler

10.00

The Streak

Undertaker

Spoiler

1.01

Brock Lesnar

Spoiler

11.00

Cena v Bray

John Cena

Spoiler

3.00

Bray Wyatt

Spoiler

1.33

WWE World Heavyweight Champion

Randy Orton

Spoiler

12.00

Batista

Spoiler

7.00

Daniel Bryan

Spoiler

1.16

Triple H

Spoiler

19.00

 

[Showaddy]

In a sense, I kind of feel bad for John Cena. He's essentially been demoted to a meaningless mid-card match against a gimmick team, and I'm not sure how this does anything for him.

It's not about him, it's about Cena finally putting over some young talent instead of burying them.

Edit: Which is ignoring the fact Wyatt has made this feud better than it has any right to be.

 

[blackaroni]

Of course they follow Backstage Pass with the Triple H doc on the Network.

Epic trolling.

Is the doc any good? I kinda want to see, but I just know it's gonna be talking about how Trips was literally the savior of the Attitude Era.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Always bet on Bray. And Batister. Orton's not a bad bet though, WWE loves to fuck people.

 

[Nemesis121]

Starting off with old man Taker literally put me to sleep, Just woke up lol...now i have to find Raw in the wild..

 

[Kaladin]

Is the doc any good? I kinda want to see, but I just know it's gonna be talking about how Trips was literally the savior of the Attitude Era.

It's actually a good one. The best parts are where they talk about his relationship with Steph. It's stuff you have heard before, but you have never heard it from them.

 

[bean breath]

I tried voting using WWE Network Second Screen...

So if west coast votes something different they will go back in time and do the match with someone else?

You should watch Raw with me, dog.

 

[Vylash]

Is the doc any good? I kinda want to see, but I just know it's gonna be talking about how Trips was literally the savior of the Attitude Era.

It's essentially just shameless ass kissing, feels like he was in the room whenever anyone was talking,skip it

 

[Sokantish]

I liked the Thy Kingdom Come, Triple H isn't such a bad guy!

 

[bean breath]

Lebron ain't eating McDonalds this close to Playoff time.

Maybe he's sharing it with his baby mama, JR.

 

[bwtw]

Bookies have priced some Mania matches. If you do not know betting, the smaller the number is the more likely the bookie thinks it is the outcome... they are usually right with WWE PPVs

So, Spoilers I guess...

Main Event Qualification

Daniel Bryan

Spoiler

1.03

Triple H

Spoiler

10.00

The Streak

Undertaker

Spoiler

1.01

Brock Lesnar

Spoiler

11.00

Cena v Bray

John Cena

Spoiler

3.00

Bray Wyatt

Spoiler

1.33

WWE World Heavyweight Champion

Randy Orton

Spoiler

12.00

Batista

Spoiler

7.00

Daniel Bryan

Spoiler

1.16

Triple H

Spoiler

19.00

fwiw it's literally just the bookies making their educated guesses like everyone else at this point. They're probably close to correct on average but it's not conclusive yet. The 'fix' doesn't come in till Saturday/Sunday when the actual people who know the results start betting on it.

 

[lovely ladies]

What if Orton or Big Dave do end up winning? Will people end up throwing shit in the ring Monday Nitro style?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

What if Orton or Big Dave do end up winning? Will people end up throwing shit in the ring Monday Nitro style?

Dunno but they better figure it out quick. Bryan's gonna be down 20 fathoms in the depths of a burial come Sunday.

 

[bean breath]

Remember when I said Total Divas is the women's story line, brehs?

I remember when they didn't believe you. I bet their faces just turned the same color as their AJ Lee wrist bands.

 

[Heel]

fwiw it's literally just the bookies making their educated guesses like everyone else at this point. They're probably close to correct on average but it's not conclusive yet. The 'fix' doesn't come in till Saturday/Sunday when the actual people who know the results start betting on it.

What you're insinuating is illegal, friend. Though I did find it odd that JBL mentioned Paddy Power live on air tonight. I don't want to make any accusations.

 

[Keyser Soze]

fwiw it's literally just the bookies making their educated guesses like everyone else at this point. They're probably close to correct on average but it's not conclusive yet. The 'fix' doesn't come in till Saturday/Sunday when the actual people who know the results start betting on it.

Regardless, they are usually right with their opening odds. All WWE stuff is usually spot on - expect when Paddy Power is mocking Vince buying Newcastle...

 

[Net_Wrecker]

HHH was bumping like a CHAMP at the end of the show. That was hype

 

[Sokantish]

I'm happy that you're happy, Net_Wrecker

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I don't even know why Vince buying some "club" is supposed to be a thing. Nobody in America even hears of that garbage. No interest in a team that kicks a ball to make money.

 

[bean breath]

AJ Lee better sign on the dotted line for season 3, or she'll be jobbing to JoJo in 2015.

AJ Lee will be spooning with fans for money at comic book conventions in 2015.


And I'll be first in line.

 

[Sokantish]

Punters are people too, Sunflower

 

[strobogo]

AJ Lee will be spooning with fans for money at comic book conventions in 2015.


And I'll be first in line.

Let's try to be a little less crass. There could be children of Gaffers in here.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I don't even know why Vince buying some "club" is supposed to be a thing. Nobody in America even hears of that garbage. No interest in a team that kicks a ball to make money.

They kick the ball in your shit sport too sometimes.

I've heard.

 

[Sokantish]

Keyser... no need for name calling, come on!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

They kick the ball in your shit sport too sometimes.

I've heard.

Which sport is this? Wrestling?

 

[bean breath]

That Divas match sounds like the worst thing ever. God.

Here's a better rule-set - all the Divas start in the ring at the same time and are eliminated by pinfall or submission until only one remains.

Let's just wait and see how it plays out before getting hot about it, Bootaaay.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Phil Brooks with that cheap heat

AJ gonna get that payday after the divorce. This is perfect for Total Divas

 

[Macho Madness]

Can I bet on how many botches will happen in the Diva's match?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Which sport is this? Wrestling?

XFL. Or the version that was not a failure - but still mocked by everyone outside your stupid, hick country.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

AJ Lee will be spooning with fans for money at comic book conventions in 2015.


And I'll be first in line.

There exists people who find this revolting and thinks Bryan should lose.

I hate opinions. Opinions are stupid.

 

[FallingEdge]

XFL. Or the version that was not a failure - but still mocked by everyone outside your stupid, hick country.

No one mocks the NFL. It is the #1 sport in the world for a reason.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

XFL. Or the version that was not a failure - but still mocked by everyone outside your stupid, hick country.

XFL was pretty good.

YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT KEYSER?!

I'LL SHOOT

AT LEAST AMERICAN FOOTBALL HAS A PAYWALL, YOU CANT PLAY IT WITH ROCKS LIKE THE REST OF THE POORS

Spoiler

I'm kidding, but soccer sux y'all

 

[Laserfrog]

I love the term 'the poors' makes me laugh every time.