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[Dr Duncan Steel]

And just like that, her other orbital bone has broken.....

Spoiler

knock on wood

 

[Ithil]

Eva Marie is toxic in the ring.

 

[serenewarfare]

Tamina's superkick looks really nice. Partially because sometimes she actually kicks people.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Tamina's superkick looks really nice. Partially because sometimes she actually kicks people.

"Ow, my tooth! I hope John doesn't break up with me."

 

[Showaddy]

I actually thought Eva was improving in the ring, but then I realised I just keep lowering my expectations of her.

 

[serenewarfare]

The Brock-Taker 30 second promo for WM is significantly more effective than anything they've done on Raw.

 

[Rapstah]

Why are Los Matadores in the tag title match at WrestleMania?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Matadores instead of the Los Rhodes Bros.?

Does Vince still hate Dusty that much? I cannot fucking believe this.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Eva Marie saved that match.

 

[PInk Tape]

A Fatal-4-Way with the Los Matadores...

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Alright if every match gets their own theme what would they be?

I choose The Man by Aloe Blacc for Daniel Bryan's gauntlet because I wanna stay mainstream and uncreative as possible. Just like WWE.

 

[serenewarfare]

Wyatt vs. Cena was the match I was most skeptical of, but now it is by far the one I am most hyped for.

 

[strobogo]

Is the entire roster on the card this year?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Is the entire roster on the card this year?

According to Live Audio Wrestling's Review a Raw podcast, 58 people so far are on the card.

 

[PInk Tape]

I've got some bad news...

Edit: Dolph gets to compete twice it seems.

According to Live Audio Wrestling's Review a Raw podcast, 58 people so far are on the card.

 

[Showaddy]

Is the entire roster on the card this year?

Pretty much. No more PPV bonuses means every jobber under the hill get's a Wrestlemania moment.

 

[Rapstah]

They must have switched writers for Bad News Barrett.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

So what's the reason for Christian bailing on the match again?

I skipped the beginning of ME.

 

[serenewarfare]

So what's the reason for Christian bailing on the match again?

I skipped the beginning of ME.

They say concussion from Raw.

 

[strobogo]

So what's the reason for Christian bailing on the match again?

I skipped the beginning of ME.

They said he had a slight concussion and wasn't cleared to wrestle.



Ralph Piggler vs Little A right here in the Impact Zone!

 

[sf2fanatic]

Is the entire roster on the card this year?

Even Barret is wrasslin?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

They say concussion from Raw.

They said he had a slight concussion and wasn't cleared to wrestle.

Ralph Piggler vs Little A right here in the Impact Zone!

I see, thanks.

Btw, the Network just shit the bed for me.

I have no hope for actually watching Mania through the Network this year.

 

[HerbertFish]

Big E is so terrible. Please lose

 

[PInk Tape]

Dolph finally dyed his roots.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

God I am so sick of the SPEAR ON THE RINGPOST spot.

 

[serenewarfare]

I see, thanks.

Btw, the Network just shit the bed for me.

I have no hope for actually watching Mania through the Network this year.

Network's been fine for me all night. Haven't had too many issues lately. Hiccup here and there, but nothing consistent.

 

[strobogo]

God I am so sick of the SPEAR ON THE RINGPOST spot.

I hope you don't watch any LOD matches on the Network.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

The Network works fine for me on Chrome but on my PS4 it constantly stops and plays the last five seconds before starting again.

 

[Rapstah]

Bullshit about the announcers seeing him do the straps for years in NXT. He was in NXT for less than a year.

 

[PInk Tape]

That was expected.

 

[Ithil]

Bullshit about the announcers seeing him do the straps for years in NXT. He was in NXT for less than a year.

FCW's history has been absordbed into NXT, so he's been there since 2010.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Main Event ends then BAM, big ass Bret close up to my face. Had me shook for a sec.


Look guys we're mainstream! Fuck I'd be lying if I don't want one of those. Who owns a belt in this thread? Are they worth buying just for the novelty? Or is it frowned upon like a wrestling shirt x1000

 

[strobogo]

I can't believe how many people legitimately say "wrasslin/wrasslers" and don't realize they aren't saying wrestling.

 

[Rapstah]

FCW's history has been observed into NXT, so he's been there since 2010.

He had trunks in FCW.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Mah boy D-Bry gonna talk about Bret wrestling two matches and winning a title on the second one. Goosebumps fellas, believe that shit. #YES.

Idgaf call me a mark!

Holy fuck Punk looks crazy dead in this interview.

 

[Guzim]

I hope they do a rewind for Bret-Austin at 13.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I can never picture Stu not look huge and immobile. But dang he looked manly in that one pic.

Edit: As a little brother myself, the Owen character is still one of my favorites ever. He was so good. Now to watch the Russo/Piper incident on YouTube.

 

[serenewarfare]

I hope they do a rewind for Bret-Austin at 13.

I hope they do one for Kane's 9 second ECW Championship win over Chavo.

 

[strobogo]

All this Owen love warms the cockles of my heart.



I sure don't remember these over head shots.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

And now to bask on commentary Vince.

I am now indeed loaded for bear.

Edit: Owen celebrating breaking the collar and elbow facing the cameras seconds into the match might just be my favorite thing ever now.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I can't believe how many people legitimately say "wrasslin/wrasslers" and don't realize they aren't saying wrestling.

You calling me out?

 

[Alucard]

Catching up on more of Raw last night.

HOLY SHIT @ the commentary during Cody/Fandango. Is King on drugs?

King: "I'd just like to go out with Summer Rae one time!"
JBL: "That could be fatal!"
King: "If she dies, she dies!"

Who the hell would say that on live television?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

 

[sf2fanatic]

Catching up on more of Raw last night.

HOLY SHIT @ the commentary during Cody/Fandango. Is King on drugs?

King: "I'd just like to go out with Summer Rae one time!"
JBL: "That could be fatal!"
King: "If she dies, she dies!"

Who the hell would say that on live television?

F'n King using Drago lines

 

[lovely ladies]

Who's she trying to pin?

 

[strobogo]

You calling me out?

Maybe. Are you Harvey Wippleman? I can't believe Vince had him on TV for YEARS saying WRASSLIN. Wrasslemania. World Wrasslin Federation. How do these people spell wrestling? How would you see wrestling and say wrasslin?

 

[Alucard]

Is that a tear or a tampon?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Maybe. Are you Harvey Wippleman? I can't believe Vince had him on TV for YEARS saying WRASSLIN. Wrasslemania. World Wrasslin Federation. How do these people spell wrestling? How would you see wrestling and say wrasslin?

Maybe watched alittle too much of Hot Rod. That's stuff he would say

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Is that a tear or a tampon?

That is indeed a tampon string. Instead of pinning this on her, I'm just curious if this is common or is Eva Marie just flat out gives no fucks.

 

[strobogo]

Maybe watched alittle too much of Hot Rod. That's stuff he would say

I get Southern folks say things differently sometimes. It seems like everyone I know over the age of 50 says Warshington/warshing machine.