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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Rollercoaster to WrestleMania XXXIII!

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Draxal

Member
SomewhatGroovy said:
I have to be honest, up until just a few minutes ago, I had no idea that Mojo Rawley was born to Syrian and Palestinian parents. Interesting. That puts him, Rollins and Sami Zayn as three people on the roster with Middle Eastern ethnicity.
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Poor Daivari.

Think Ali is Pakistani so he doesn't count.

Edit. Whoa didn't know Ali was getting shit for not wearing a Pakistani flag from some Pakistani fans.
 
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Beefy

Member
Bronx-Man said:
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Who's just walking across the ring?
 
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UrbanDandy

Member
OwensIsNow said:
Huh Zach Hogan, Hollywood Zachster
Whatever they call you, I'm comin after you, you coward

Hot diggity damn Zach I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Zach now ya done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from OwensIsNow like I got a disease
Dude please your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin' 42OwensIsNow cuz you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Bluekaveli spanked you fast
But when I challenged Zach to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Zach didn't show
Hollywood Zachster you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cuz like Pikmark you gets' no respect
So come on Zach let's wreck so I can put you in check

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zach Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Zach would go out like a punk

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zacho Boy you's a chump
Cuz Zach Hogan is a real big punk

They call you Hollywood (hugh hugh) don't make me laugh
Cuz your movies and your WrassleGAF posts are both trash
Your movies straight to video the box office can't stand
While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ya hidin' man but when I find you it's on
And when I slam ya to the dirt you'll wish you's never born
I smell a coward mmmm is that you Zach
OwensIsNow is gonna kick ya butt is the slogan
You try to ignore me thinkin' I'll go away
But I'm a keep on messin' wit ya dude day after day
And once you step to OwensIsNow you're through
The joke's on you so Zach what you gonna do
Probably nothing cuz you're a real big punk
You called my dad up on the phone man you's a chump
Cuz if you really got static take it up with me
And I'll punk ya butt out for the world to see

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zach Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Zach would go out like a punk

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zach Boy you's a chump
Cuz Zach Hogan is a real big punk

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zach Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Zach would go out like a punk

Be a man Zach Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from OwensIsNow that's what I heard

Be a man Zach Boy you's a chump
Cuz Zach Hogan is a real big punk
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This is good.
 
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FlammableD

Banned
Fair re warning: the mojo dance gif Sexsmith rule still applies.

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klonere said:
Oh dear I have an interview for what looks like a dream job.

Usually I am calm and collected before interviews but holy shit I want this so bad and I am bricking it.

Wish me luck Wrestling NeoGAF.
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Go kill it friend klonere.
 
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Mahonay

Banned
Sweeney Tom said:
Between Dave's hints and stuff friends like Bas have publicly said, the worst thing for Mauro right now is being in WWE

https://twitter.com/BasRuttenMMA/status/843222307384516612

Bas said elsewhere JBL was one of the guys, but yeah, toxic environment all around and a horrible situation. I hope he recovers
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:(

Yeah it was pretty clear JBL might be one of the primary reasons for Mauro's absence, with his massive shit talking.

As long as a man like Vince runs the company I have little faith anything will be done about this. WWE doesn't deserve Mauro.
 
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enewtabie

Member
Is Adam Cole going to WWE soon?

Flew in/out Chicago last week for a day for work and thought I saw Ryback in the airport. Wanted to ask,but was worried he might tell me he invented the Pedigree or tag team wrestling. Big Dude for sure.
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
enewtabie said:
Is Adam Cole going to WWE soon?

Flew in/out Chicago last week for a day for work and thought I saw Ryback in the airport. Wanted to ask,but was worried he might tell me he invented the Pedigree or tag team wrestling. Big Dude for sure.
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He was in Pittsburgh yesterday. Maybe.
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
Whoever the fuck Joe Koff is, he said wwe will not be buying ROH........ For now

Earlier this month, Carroll asked about the possibility of ROH streaming on the WWE Network. Based on his response, it doesn’t look likely. “No, no, no, no,” Koff said. “It’s very flattering and humbling to us. It validates what we’ve done. A lot of their current performers and stars are ROH guys and we have their history. So maybe the content of the backstories of Kevin Steen before he became Kevin Owens or AJ Styles’ run in Ring of Honor, Tyler Black (aka Seth Rollins), Claudio (Castagnoli aka Cesaro) … all of the guys who have wrestled for us. We have their backstory and where it began… That’s our content.”
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http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/joe-koff-wwe-is-not-buying-ring-of-honor/
 
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Nocturnowl

Member
JBL is increasingly accelerating up my list of human garbage within the carny business that has quite a wasteland of that.

Is there ever a single story about him that's positive as opposed to negative? like ever? obviously stories involving him getting punched out don't count as a positive for him.
 
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Zach

Member
I finally went to the eye doc for the first time in my adult life and I'm getting some nerd glasses like some kind of nerd who wears glasses.
 
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Kaladin

Member
This is the kind of coverage I expect with the WWE Network:
WWE announced the following schedule for broadcasts Wrestlemania week:

MONDAY, MARCH 27

Raw – Live at 8/7 C on USA Network

See what unfolds on the final Raw before WrestleMania 33.

WWE 24: WrestleMania Monday – Immediately following Raw on WWE Network

Celebrate the perennial hottest Raw of the year, as WWE 24 cameras take you behind the curtain of the Raw the day after WrestleMania 32.

TUESDAY, MARCH 28

SmackDown LIVE – Live at 8/7 C on USA Network

Luke Harper will literally meet his maker when he battles his former leader, WWE Champion Bray Wyatt.

205 Live – Live at 10/9 C on WWE Network

Witness WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville, Brian Kendrick and many more world-class Superstars perform breathtaking feats of athleticism.

WWE Talking Smack – Live at 11/10 C on WWE Network

Renee Young catches up with SmackDown LIVE Superstars to get their thoughts on the evening's action as they head into WrestleMania.

Kurt Angle: Oh, It's True...It's True! – Immediately following WWE Talking Smack on WWE Network

Corey Graves sits down with 2017 WWE Hall of Fame Inductee Kurt Angle to discuss his favorite matches and moments, his battle with personal demons and his triumphant return home in this WWE Network exclusive interview.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29

NXT – 8/7 C on WWE Network

Kassius Ohno and 'The Drifter' Elias Samson face each other in a Loser Leaves NXT Match.

THURSDAY, MARCH 30

Bring it to the Table – 8/7 C on WWE Network

On site from the Orlando Citrus Bowl, home of WrestleMania 33, Corey Graves, JBL and Peter Rosenberg debate, discuss and dissect all things WWE, just days away from The Ultimate Thrill Ride.

FRIDAY, MARCH 31

WWE Hall of Fame 2017 Red Carpet – Live at 7/6 C on WWE Network and more platforms*

Maria Menounos hosts the most glamorous event on the WWE calendar, as Superstars, Legends and a host of celebrities walk the red carpet.

WWE Hall of Fame 2017 – Live at 8/7 C on WWE Network

Kurt Angle, Beth Phoenix, Diamond Dallas Page, “Ravishing” Rick Rude, Teddy Long and The Rock 'n' Roll Express will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame at the sold-out Amway Center.

SATURDAY, APRIL 1

NXT TakeOver: Orlando Pre-Show – Live at 7:30/6:30 C on WWE Network and more platforms*

Before the Superstars of NXT take to the ring, join an all-star panel, including Charly Caruso, Sam Roberts and Nigel McGuinness, as they share their thoughts and predictions for the evening's matches.

NXT TakeOver: Orlando – Live at 8/7 C on WWE Network

On the eve of WrestleMania, NXT comes home to Orlando at a sold-out Amway Center, where Shinsuke Nakamura tries to reclaim his title from NXT Champion Bobby Roode.

SUNDAY, APRIL 2

WrestleMania Kickoff – Live at 5/4 C on WWE Network and more platforms*

Renee Young joins WWE Hall of Famers Jerry Lawler, Booker T and Shawn Michaels to discuss the events leading up to all the action of The Ultimate Thrill Ride.

Not a WWE Network subscriber? You can watch the second hour of the Kickoff live on USA Network.

WrestleMania 33 – Live at 8/7 C on WWE Network

A sold-out crowd will descend upon the Orlando Citrus Bowl for WWE’s annual pop-culture extravaganza, WrestleMania.

MONDAY, APRIL 3

Raw – Live at 8/7 C on USA Network

Don's miss the most must-see Raw of the year, featuring all the fallout from WrestleMania 33.

Raw Talk – Live immediately following Raw on WWE Network

Renee Young and WWE Hall of Famer Jerry Lawler analyze everything that went down on Raw following an historic WrestleMania weekend.

WWE Ride Along – Immediately following Raw Talk on WWE Network

Hit the road with The Miz & Maryse, and Carmella & Alexa Bliss, for an exclusive look at life on the road for a WWE Superstar.
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Look at all that.
 
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Kaladin

Member
From the E&C Pod

Goldberg promised a knockdown, drag-out "blood fest" at Wrestlemania and said they are both going to do things beyond the constraints of their previous encounters. Goldberg implied that they were not allowed to do very much in the first few encounters in order to garner interest in a third bout and to play on people's nostalgia of his character.
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Goldberg? Blood fest? Now that he's said this, there are going to be ringside doctors everywhere for this match, aren't there?
 
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Mahonay

Banned
Kaladin said:
From the E&C Pod



Goldberg? Blood fest? Now that he's said this, there are going to be ringside doctors everywhere for this match, aren't there?
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Lol I would stay the fuck out of the way if I were a WWE ring doctor, even if Vince is screaming in my ear. Both Brock and Goldberg are guys that go fully in character while they're out there and would just toss them aside.

If that's legit, awesome. Still keeping my expectations low.
 
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