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Roo · Mar 1, 2015

Don't know how I still managed 2nd place after that red shell lol

HypnoDarkrai · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
Was this lap 2 of Dry Dry Desert?

If so fuck you I needed to take that shortcut to catch up you ass!

Yes

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

That pre-tunnel section in Yoshi Circuit, you guys are crazy.

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

Gotta love the false sense of security holding a blue shell gives <3

Enforced · Mar 1, 2015

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

This stupid track..

Enforced · Mar 1, 2015

Quit pushing me roo. :x

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

Enforced said:
Quit pushing me roo. :x

You pushed me too so don't be hypocrite.

I could pass Roo if if it wasn't for your pushy lady.

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

Enforced said:
Quit pushing me roo. :x

You should have equal weight with roo tho...

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

I actually want to switch to someone I have not used before. I feel edgy lol

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

Derp well that sure was a slow reaction from me, need to work on that "Brake when ffdgh brakes" reflex.

It will be so nice when I'll finally be able to play with item spy whenever I wish...

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

Figured out an item spy solution. It's called clawing. Woot!

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
Derp well that sure was a slow reaction from me, need to work on that "Brake when ffdgh brakes" reflex.

It will be so nice when I'll finally be able to play with item spy whenever I wish...

Plz...playing with item spy is one of the reasons why I screw up so much. Whenever I glance down I'll magically hit something that wasn't there -_-.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

Oh, I'm mostly only glancing on like glider sections and straights where I know it's safe.

I kinda have to lololololol

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

What the hell is wrong with me?
I hit two perfectly avoidable bananas D:
Good thing I had those mushrooms.

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

Alistair Roo said:
I hate fucking Mortons with a passion.

Alistair Roo said:
I actually want to switch to someone I have not used before. I feel edgy lol

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

IntelliHeath said:

What's wrong with roy? He's out boy!

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

IntelliHeath said:

He switched to Roy's Our Boy so I do not see the problem.

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU whoever used that lightning. THANK YOU!

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh said:
What's wrong with roy? He's out boy!

Oh no. He actually use Morton that disguised himself as Roy. HES LYING!

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

Alistair Roo said:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU whoever used that lightning. THANK YOU!

I was gonna hold them...rather not get blued lol.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

Erm... ffdgh what were you doing at the end

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

IntelliHeath said:
Oh no. He actually use Morton that disguised himself as Roy. HES LYING!

Heath pls

ffdgh said:
I was gonna hold them...rather not get blued lol.

dontbelievehislies.jpg

HypnoDarkrai · Mar 1, 2015

Sorry Koopa Road
Edit: oh that's ffdgh

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

Alistair Roo said:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU whoever used that lightning. THANK YOU!

You are welcome!

LMAO @ Enforced trying to make me salty. It's definitely not working at all.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

I played most of the race on the tiny little window

that was dumb never again back to clawing, just gotta learn when i need to actually check for items.

Enforced · Mar 1, 2015

*Scratches head*

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

HypnoDarkrai said:
Sorry Koopa Road

Eh...salt is delicious.

Also nintendo stop giving 10-12th coins.

Enforced · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
I played most of the race on the tiny little window

that was dumb never again back to clawing, just gotta learn when i need to actually check for items.

I did that when I went to heath's room earlier.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

Eh, screw item spy. At one point I had a star and was like, "There's totally a lightning". But I decided to check first.

ZAP

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
Eh, screw item spy. At one point I had a star and was like, "There's totally a lightning". But I decided to check first.

ZAP

You're welcome!

I'm glad that I managed to teach you a lesson.

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

Ohok shark. only for you then.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

I tried to YOLO

Kinda didn't work out

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

IntelliHeath said:
You're welcome! I'm glad that I managed to teach you a lesson.

lol Heath, you're on fire tonight.

That backwards green shell was too close D:

Enforced · Mar 1, 2015

Salt rising

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh said:
Ohok shark. only for you then.

Oh?

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
Oh?

That green shell of yours?
Get your ass ready.

Edit: Holy shit that second lap.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

That red shell at the end... should've went to the left more because it ignored ffdgh because the angle was all off. Goddammit.

Green shell? It's all your fault it didn't hit you!

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

And suddenly...everyone died.
Tough luck shark...also i'm not finished >

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

bottom of post!

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

PreyingShark said:
That red shell at the end... should've went to the left more because it ignored ffdgh because the angle was all off. Goddammit

Green shell? It's all your fault it didn't hit you!

Oh well, excuseee meeee

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh said:
And suddenly...everyone died.
Tough luck shark...also i'm not finished >

Fffff-, on Thwomp Ruins that Red Shell would've hit you if I had just bothered to go over to the left more

And blame Roo! He's the one who dodged it!

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

1st place back spamming? What are you? nuts?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

Heath...explain yourself.

PreyingShark · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh can you please stop sneaking past me like that

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

New page so I bump this

Enforced said:
Salt rising

As I'm part of MarioKartGAF and being your friend, I felt that I'm obligated to quote this guide so you can learn how to handle your salts.

Mentality
Key Points:
Getting salty at the game not only degrades your performance, but makes further outbursts worse. In other words, its the most vicious of circles. Avoid it at all costs.
Managing salt levels will be different for everyone, so its up to you to learn how to keep your shit together.
The first warning sign to excessive saltiness is usually that you start getting annoyed at the small mistakes you make here and there, or get irritable in general (i.e. youre more easily agitated by smaller things).
Another warning sign is when you are unable to leave your salt behind after each race. Letting salt build up is the surest way of losing your shit. Dont do it.
Other warning signs are unique to each person; the above are just common ones. You need to pay close attention to your temperament between and during races and react accordingly.

Leave your salts behind after each race!

Roo · Mar 1, 2015

That was glorious.
I made my way to second

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh said:
Heath...explain yourself.

What did I do? >.>

ffdgh · Mar 1, 2015

IntelliHeath said:
What did I do? >.>

How did you manage to get past all that mess in RR? >.>

IntelliHeath · Mar 1, 2015

ffdgh said:
How did you manage to get past all that mess in RR? >.>

I had crazy 8 then I used Star then someone used Lightning. BOOM!

Also I'm running on my special fuel, Enforced's salts.

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